"Are you a cunning boy?" God will react soon.
The pride on Kling''s face froze. Somehow, after he was found, he felt inexplicably weak in his heart, as if he had returned to his feeling in front of the God General five or six years ago.
"Sister God general, can''t you call me by my name? And I''m also a great hero to save the world on our planet. I''m upright and awe inspiring. Where''s the treachery?" Kling muttered, his voice lowered a lot.
"Are you really a cunning boy?" the God will get excited. "Where''s the explosive head? Why didn''t you see him?"
"Wukong didn''t come. I came alone."
The God looked so gloomy and worried that he said, "why doesn''t he come? Is he okay?"
"OK, very good, very happy." Kling snorted. "Wukong has a wife and children hot pit head now. Of course he won''t hurry out."
"Wife and children?" the God turned pale.
"Colin, you said Wukong was married?"
"It''s almost a year." Colin said a little boring. "In short, that guy is very happy now. Qiqi is pregnant again. How can he come here with me? Sister Shenjiang, it seems that he likes Wukong very much according to your appearance?"
"Who likes him?" God shouted angrily.
"I''m just talking. Why is it like being trampled on the tail?" Kling muttered. The beautiful shadow of the female emperor appeared in his mind. He couldn''t help but say urgently, "by the way, the female emperor''s sister? Is she all right?"
"Hum, of course, very good." the God General snorted coldly and turned to walk inside.
"Hey, sister Shenjiang, you don''t have to care so much. It''s normal for Wukong to get married. Who let you not hold it in those years..."
"Shut up, cunning boy, you tease me when you come here. I haven''t settled with you yet. You''d better shut up, or I don''t mind letting you lie down for ten days and a half months."
……
Sparkling, a beautiful figure stands in front of the blue pool, waving forward with a sword. Waving a sword is a compulsory lesson for a Kendo master every day. Although the female emperor doesn''t need to practice this basic action, she can''t help picking up the sword to practice this action when she is upset. In this way, her mind will often return to calm.
Footsteps came from behind.
"Huh?"
The female emperor suddenly felt something wrong. She looked back, glanced over the God General in front and fell on a figure at the door ten feet behind the God general.
"Bald, no nose, looks like..." the female emperor''s heart beat faster.
"God general, who is he?" the female emperor asked excitedly.
"Who else can it be, treacherous boy?" the God will hum.
"It''s really him!" the tip of the sword in the female emperor''s hand trembled, her face flushed, and then her eyes were cold.
"What are you doing standing there?" the female emperor shouted at the door, looking at his own Kling Leng.
"Female... Female emperor''s sister!" Kling shouted, strode to the female emperor and smiled in front of the female emperor''s eyes. "I thought you had moved away this time. Unexpectedly, you were still here."
"So what? We have to move out in a few days. Where''s the monkey king?" the female emperor said coldly.
"Wukong didn''t come, because he was married, so now he''s on his honeymoon with his wife. How can he come here?" klinshan smiled.
"Married? Explosive head actually married?" the female emperor tightened her hand on the hilt of the sword, swallowed her saliva slightly and said, "he''s married, and you''re married, too. It seems that you''re getting along very well."
"You see, good eyesight, I thought I could hide..." Kling said, and suddenly couldn''t say any more, because the female emperor opposite seemed to have a terrible cold all over her body.
"Hey, Ben, what''s wrong with her?" cried Kling. He saw such a terrible female emperor for the first time. "She''s very interested in you, so it''s hard to control when she hears that you''re married. Just coax her." when sun Wuben said this, Colin immediately reacted, and then whispered, "I''m not kidding you. In fact, I''m a golden bachelor now, otherwise I won''t come here."
The cold on the empress suddenly disappeared completely, and a smile like spring breeze appeared on her face, which made Colin stunned.
"Stop talking nonsense. Since the monkey king is married, how can you not get married?" the female emperor said coldly.
"Believe it or not, I''m single now." Kling hummed. "By the way, sister nvdi, it''s hard for me to summon up the courage to come to see you. You have to show a smile. Don''t look like someone owes you a lot of debt."
"Smiling face?" the female emperor was stunned. She was a little embarrassed, and then slapped her face, "who will give you a smiling face, and don''t you owe the giant dwarf a debt? What smiling face can you have for a cunning person like you."
"I thought I hadn''t seen you for five or six years. You could be nice to me. I didn''t expect it to be the same." Colin sighed.
The female emperor suddenly smiled: "well, don''t be discouraged. You don''t know my character. You''re born like this, and you''re not really not welcome."
Clinton felt that the world seemed bright: "sister empress, you''re still so beautiful." "you mean I''m not beautiful at ordinary times?" "no, I''m also beautiful at ordinary times, but smiling is more harmful to the country and the people. Ah, sister God, don''t stare at me, you are the same. Smiling face is more harmful to the country and the people than straight face." "who is more beautiful between me and the empress?" "Also use to say, of course..." Kling pointed to the female emperor, saw the God General''s face covered with cold frost, pointed to the God general, and then retracted his hand, "the two are as beautiful as heaven." "slick, I''m asking who is more beautiful. There''s always one higher." "I don''t want to be beaten into a pig''s head."
As time goes by, several hours pass in the twinkling of an eye.
The hall was brightly lit, and the table was full of kalosin''s delicious food. I saw Colin munching on the food on the table, while the God general and the female emperor quietly drank blue juice. Behind them stood a girl with short hair. The girl''s beautiful big eyes were looking curiously at Colin who was crazy about eating and drinking.
"Master, didn''t you say uncle klin doesn''t have a good appetite?" the short haired girl whispered.
"That depends on who you compare with." the female emperor said faintly, "compared with Wukong, what is he? Of course, compared with us, his appetite is very good."
"Oh." the short haired girl stopped talking. Soon Kling put down the dishes and chopsticks. The short haired girl even handed over mouthwash and drinks.
"Sister Qiqi, thank you." Colin cried, this short haired girl is a genius among the young generation of giant dwarfs, so she was also selected by Jiuhan sword saint as the successor of firewood and fire, and sent to the female emperor''s door to learn the female emperor''s martial arts. Of course, there are many people like her, but now she is the only one who stays with the female emperor and the divine general these days. On the one hand, she studies martial arts, on the other hand, she also serves the female emperor and the divine general People, let them make time to concentrate on martial arts.
What makes Colin strange is that the girl with short hair is also called Qiqi, the same name as Sun Wukong''s wife.
"Martial uncle klin, although the female emperor and the master said that you and Wukong were stupid and that their martial arts and sword skills were not as good as theirs, you must know more than me. Can I ask you some questions about martial arts?"
"Can''t you compliment me? What? I''m stupid." Kling muttered, "if you want to ask others for advice, you have to please others. How can you talk like that." "cluck, I always talk like this. Who makes you really inferior to the female emperor and the divine general master." The short haired girl smiled. Obviously, she didn''t really want to ask Kling for advice, so she didn''t care much about Kling''s feelings.
"But it was not as good as at that time. I''m terrible now." Kling hummed, took up the cup and rinsed, and then looked at the empress and the general. "Sister empress, I heard you said you were going to move away in a few days. Is it true or false?"
The empress''s eyes flashed a trace of anger, and then turned dark. Of course she didn''t want to go, but Hansen and Kenny were aggressive. Can she not go.
"When am I talking? It''s inappropriate to count." the empress lowered her eyelids and looked at the blue juice in her hand.
"Where are you going to move? Well, I have nothing to do anyway. I''ll go with you," said Kling.
"You are also the inheritor of firewood. If you want to live, do we still drive you away?" the female emperor hummed. Kling grinned: "although I am also the inheritor of firewood, you are the main thing after all." "that''s beautiful. If you were really obedient, you wouldn''t go last time." the female emperor said faintly. "Er..." Kling blinked, "Apart from that, I''m still obedient. Let me stand and never sit. Let me drink tea and never eat."
"Don''t be a liar. I ask you, what''s the plot this time?"
"Am I such a bad person?" Kling was speechless.
"Are you a good man? Why can''t I see it?" the female emperor hummed. "I can''t see it either." Qiqi giggled, and the God smiled at the corners of her mouth, but her face fell into gloom again, and her eyes were even at a loss.
"The elder sister of the divine general?" Kling naturally noticed that the reason why he quarreled with the female emperor also meant to attract the divine general.
"What''s the matter?" the God glanced at Kling.
"I have some gifts for you." now Colin is not the clever but dull Colin in the original play.
"Oh?" the God general was stunned. Then he looked at the female emperor and fell on Kling again. "You said give it to me? Isn''t it for the female emperor?"
"No, it''s for you," said Kling in a deep voice.
The female emperor''s face suddenly swelled with cold frost.
"Master, it seems that uncle klin resents you very much. Is he afraid of you?" Qiqi whispered in the female emperor''s ear. At this time, klin took out a box from his body.
"Proposal ring?" Qiqi cried in surprise.
"Bah!" the divine general blushed, "don''t talk nonsense."
Press with two fingers and the box opens. There are seven universal capsules in it.
"I spent a lot of money to get this. It''s a high-tech product only available on our planet." Kling took out a universal capsule and handed it to the general.
God will stretch out a white and tender jade hand to take the capsule.
"What is this? Do you eat it like fairy beans? Do you have fairy beans?" the God asked repeatedly.
"You can''t think of anything else except eating? Eating a piece of goods," Kling said with a smile.
"It''s not food. What can it be? Such a small thing doesn''t seem to be of any use at all." the God will doubt.
"Shouldn''t it be their hometown to propose?" Qiqi held her chest in both hands, looking like a young girl.
"How could it be?" God would hum.
"This is called a universal capsule, like this..." Kling grabbed another capsule from the box, pressed it and threw it out into the open space in front. "Bang ~ ~" a two meter high cylinder with a door appeared in the open space.
"Space art?" the God will exclaim in surprise.
"This is a space product." the female emperor also showed a trace of surprise in her eyes, and the frost on her face was thicker. "I never thought such a thing could be realized. I didn''t think your planet was really magical. The fairy beans and this capsule are things that have never been heard of in the universe. You are really good to the God general, Kling. Do you like the God general?"
"What man is not interested in a man like God''s sister?" Kling smiled.
"That''s right," said the empress faintly.
"Kerin, this gift is too valuable for me to accept." God handed the omnipotent capsule to Kerin. "Put it away."
"There''s no gift to take back, and this is a gift I specially prepared for you." Kling went aside and pressed the universal capsule switch button on the cylinder. Suddenly, the cylinder turned into a capsule, and Kling put the capsule into the box.
At this time, Qiqi suddenly thought of something: "martial uncle klin, you just said ''you''? Do you want to give gifts to others, such as master nvdi?"
"Of course, it''s impossible to lose sister nvdi''s share." Kling smiled, took out a universal capsule from the box and handed it to the nvdi. "Sister nvdi, this is for you. If you don''t accept it, I have to give it to Qiqi."
The female emperor''s ears were flushed. Her chest fluctuated. She looked at the universal capsule sent by Kling for a full second before reaching out to grab the capsule. "Close, why not close it."
"It''s better for the female emperor''s sister to simply accept it, the God General''s sister. I can''t take it back." Clint said.
"OK." the God general was also very excited, but previously, Kling only gave her gifts, not to the female emperor, so he was embarrassed to accept them. "Two masters, throw it out and have a look. What''s in this universal capsule?" cried Qiqi.
"HMM." the female emperor and the divine general were about to throw out the capsule in the way of Kling. "Wait a minute, there''s not enough space here. If you want to see, go outside," cried clinlian. "There''s not enough space? Isn''t there a lot of things?" cried Qiqi. The female emperor and the divine general looked at each other, stood up and walked outside.
"By the way, this kind of universal capsule is only available on our planet. If it is seen by some interested people in the universe, it may be greedy. Therefore, you should try to use it less in places with many people," Kling told.
"That''s right." the female emperor and the divine general are very smart. They understand Kling''s worry at once.
"Don''t worry, we know, wait..." God will suddenly frown.
"What''s the matter?"
"We''d better find another place to watch this capsule. It''s easy to see that tall building here." the God general said, and the female emperor''s eyebrows wrinkled.
"Tall building?" Kling glanced at the skyscraper, suddenly his pupils narrowed and his eyes fixed on a place.
"Telescope?" Kling''s eyesight is terrible now. Although he is far away, he can find the monitoring crowd at once.
"More than a dozen telescopes are facing this way." Kling''s face darkened.