That little fart child not only owes lessons, but also owes a lot of education.
Although, according to the leader of Xuantian sect and others, their little ancestor left the customs several decades ago.
Even if the age is calculated from the date of customs clearance, this little fart child must be dozens of years old.
However, in these decades, who can educate little fart children?
Just like the little fart child''s rebellious, arrogant, domineering and domineering appearance.
In xuantianzong, who can have the ability and courage to educate this little fart child!
From the distracted incarnations of Ye Zan in green robe and white clothes, since the little fart child is "secretly" related to the plan behind the Buddha, it is obviously that he can''t be killed and erased directly.
Therefore, it is better to teach the little fart child some memorable lessons. At the same time, it is more perfect to teach the little fart child again.
Therefore, the two men in green robes and white clothes could not help but get evil from their courage and thought of an excellent way of teaching and education.
Look at the little fart child, instead of sitting and forgetting the Taoist priest, appeared in the white room, shouting and looking for a way out.
As like as two peas, the little boy found a hidden door that was exactly the same as the wall.
"Hey, hey, I''ve been found by you!" the little fart boy was very proud at once, and shouted as he pushed the door: "I''ll wait for you. After I go out, you''ll look good!"
While the voice fell, the little fart child also pushed open the hidden door, and then jumped in without hesitation.
"Boom!"
This roar is not a sound, but the feeling in the little fart child''s "brain", or something like sudden tinnitus.
Then punishment came!
For a little fart child, beating and scolding actually has little effect, that is, the so-called "remember to eat or not remember to beat".
The real punishment, the real suffering, is to let him go to school!
From the perspective of adults, of course, they will feel that "going to school" is a good thing, and even regret that they didn''t study hard when they were young.
However, in children, no matter how reasonable you are, it is impossible for them to feel that going to school is a kind of enjoyment.
Of course, those "Xueba" are not included here.
Therefore, the customized punishment of green robes and white clothes for little fart children is a very real "Chinese parents" experience package.
When the little fart boy woke up from the "roar", he found that he had come to a strange place.
"Obviously, I''m going to school tomorrow. Remember to listen to the teacher when I go to school. Don''t fight with my classmates, okay?"
The little fart child turned his head and looked in the direction of the voice. He saw an adult woman in strange clothes talking to herself while tidying up something on the table.
Although the little fart child has not lost his memory, it is naturally impossible to consciously enter the play.
However, under some incomprehensible influence, he still knew that this was his mother and was packing his schoolbag at the moment.
Tomorrow, I''m going to school? In the little fart child''s heart, there are inexplicably many things, even if they are filled with the rules of the game in an instant.
"Mingming, don''t watch cartoons. Go to bed early today and get up early tomorrow!" the mother packed her schoolbag and took away the tablet in front of the little fart child. The language was a little harsh.
If you put it in xuantianzong, who dares to talk to xiaofart child like this, even if xiaofart child is not going to kill, he will certainly not let the other party have good fruit to eat.
"No, I want to see piggy page! Give me the flat, I want to see!"
Little fart child, though I don''t know, what is this piggy page, but rather baffling it, anyway, just let off his heart''s dissatisfaction.
Little master, nobody wants to take what I want! With this mentality, the little fart child began to sit on the ground and roll, and the voice of shouting seemed to overturn the roof.
Obviously, the little fart child is not aware that some of his cognition has been affected and changed.
If you are outside and face the "younger generation" of xuantianzong, the way for little fart children to express their dissatisfaction is to be angry, swear, or even "teach a lesson".
Anyway, those young people not only dare not fight with him, but they can''t beat him even if they do.
Now, in such a "strange" environment, the way children express their dissatisfaction is distorted into children''s splashing and rolling.
The little fart child doesn''t feel strange at all. From the understanding, he thinks there''s nothing wrong with him.
Finally, after some trouble, the little fart child successfully met his "father".
Under the scolding of the "father", the little fart child didn''t notice why he was afraid of such a mortal.
The distortion of cognition makes the little fart child take it for granted and behave like a mouse sees a cat in front of his "father".
After a while, the sleepy little fart child was picked up by his parents from bed, and then "forced" to wash his face, brush his teeth and eat breakfast.
Finally, when the little fart child came back, he found that he had been held by his mother and stood in front of the gate of a primary school
The miserable slave life has begun!
Don''t think that life in primary school will be so easy if it is still far away from the college entrance examination.
On the weekend of the first week after school, the little fart child was taken by his parents to English tutoring class, Olympic Mathematics tutoring class, piano tutoring class, calligraphy tutoring class and so on.
Of course, it can also be seen that the family conditions of the little fart child are still OK.
After all, those tutorial classes are not free.
It is often said that the college entrance examination is the key point to determine one''s life destiny.
Of course, some people like to say that the college entrance examination is not so important
But the reality is that for the vast majority of ordinary people, no one dares to ignore the key of the college entrance examination in life.
Moreover, under the anxiety of parents, this key point in life has spread from the college entrance examination.
The first is the junior high school, which determines whether you can go to a key high school.
Then, the key points spread to the junior high school. Do you think junior high school has no key points and garbage?
It is not enough to go to junior high school. Choosing a primary school has become a major event in the eyes of parents.
Have you heard of kindergarten sponsorship?
Faced with such a slave life, the little fart child certainly wants to resist, but his cultivation can''t use a trace.
Moreover, when he faced his parents, he had an instinctive fear. Where was it so easy to resist.
"Look at you. Your parents worked hard to send you to cram school, choose the best school for you and buy the best problem set. As a result, you passed the exam for us?"
"Look at Xiao Hong. If you don''t come first in the exam, even if you can have a little ability!"
The little fart child hates her teeth itching, her parents and Xiao Hong. It''s hateful to hate her. It''s just a mental activity.
Come on!
It''s said that when I go to junior high school, I''m a big child!
Li Qiang''s brother in the class is a junior high school student next to No. 17 middle school. He can also rob people''s pocket money at the school gate!
Little fart children are full of longing for junior high school life.
However, the little fart child failed to go to No. 17 middle school and "mix society" with Li Qiang''s brother.
Although the little fart child didn''t do well in the junior high school entrance examination, his parents still tried their best to get him into the so-called "secondary key" No. 2 middle school.
In the miserable junior middle school life, the little fart child insisted hard and roamed in the vast sea of questions.
Three years, as long as three years, I can swim to the shore!
Therefore, after three years of junior high school life, the little fart child is like a fish swimming into the sea from the river, and comes to the boundless high school age.
What is the "three-year college entrance examination five-year simulation", which is called "Huanggang secret volume", a summary of the college entrance examination papers for ten or twenty years, and the so-called personal transmission of the examiners of the college entrance examination obtained by the teachers from secret channels, and so on.
Little fart boy finally realized what it means to live like a year and what it means to live like death.
In the past three years of high school, in the feeling of a little fart child, it was longer than his boring days after xuantianzong''s exit.
Then, the little fart child finally entered the examination room. Regardless of how he studied, he felt that he should be relieved anyway.
This relief is not only from the perspective of a high school student, but also from the perspective of being trapped in this inexplicable world.
In the little fart child''s guess, maybe after the college entrance examination, he can wake up from this "nightmare".
However, at the end of the last exam, when the little fart child walked out of the examination room and saw his parents waiting outside the examination room, he suddenly felt another roar in his mind.
After the roar, the little fart child looked around, but desperately saw an adult woman nearby, cleaning up her schoolbag and books on the table.
"This... This..." the little fart boy thought of his 12-year experience of learning to be a slave. He couldn''t help but excite himself and shouted hesitantly: "Mom... What are you... What are you doing?"
The mother didn''t stop her movements, turned her face, looked at the little fart child lovingly, and said very gently, "obviously, don''t you always envy your neighbor''s little brother? We''re going to school tomorrow! Are you happy?"
The little fart child only felt that his mother''s loving smiling face had become extremely gloomy and terrible at this time, and his gentle words pierced his heart like a sharp arrow.
"I''m... Happy..." the little fart said in despair.
I''m kidding. How can it be a punishment to experience only one slave life!
Green robes and white clothes won''t let the little fart child go so easily.
So, the little fart child began his endless school life again and again.
Junior high school, junior high school, three-year tour of the sea, the end of the college entrance examination, back to the file and start again!
Of course, in order to make the little fart child "play" to the fullest, there will be some changes in the family of the little fart child every reincarnation.
Not only will parents change people, but also family conditions will fluctuate, but the worst will not make little fart children unable to afford to go to school.
After all, this school is a punishment for children.
In addition, although children go to school again and again, it doesn''t mean that everything they learn in school can accumulate.
It can be said that every reincarnation of a little fart child will be washed away the knowledge learned in the last reincarnation.
Otherwise, even if the little fart child is stupid enough to go to school more than ten times, he can become a so-called learning bully.
More importantly, a little fart can do everything.
Can books such as "five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation" bring him enough mental torture?
Just think, if you can do all the questions, isn''t it a pastime to get a sense of achievement.
"Well, we''ve arranged a pretty clear day for the little fart child!" green robe looked at the display screen, and said proudly to white clothes that the little fart child''s accelerated study and life.
"Well, however, I don''t feel very rich. If it weren''t for adding some scenes of campus love to him? Also, I remember some records that said there was another thing called campus bullying in schools at that time. Would you like to arrange it for him?" Bai Yi suggested a little dissatisfied.
"Campus love? Isn''t that cheap!" qingpao shook his head, rejected the proposal of campus love, and then said: "as for campus bullying, it''s also very boring. After all, our main purpose is to cure the disease and save people, and we can''t punish for punishment."
"Yes, if campus bullying is arranged, I''m afraid it will give people sympathy for the little fart child. Let him brush the questions indefinitely." Bai Yi thought for a moment and agreed with Qing Pao.
Not to mention that little fart children accept alternative punishment. Besides, some people can''t wait in the Xuantian sect Taoist field under the war fortress.
After all, it took some time for the little boy to fly into the war fortress and finally be captured and punished.
Therefore, no matter the people of xuantianzong or Wen Tongji, they all feel that there should be results.
Since there has been no movement from above, I''m afraid the result is easier to guess.
"Wen Daoyou, you know this Flying Fortress. Do you think you should take it with the strength of our ancestors for so long?" the leader of xuantianzong asked Wen Tongji. In fact, he already had a bad feeling in his heart and just wanted to get some comfort from Wen Tongji.
"Well... Several elders, this Flying Fortress is owned by the master of the stone Taoist friend over there. Therefore, I''m afraid it''s more appropriate to ask the stone Taoist friend than me about the situation of the ancestor of your clan." Wen Tongji didn''t have the heart to comfort others, and he was still thinking about how to protect himself.
On the other side, Shilin has "finished" and is gathering with Ye Linglong and Wu Liao to discuss the next thing.
"Elder martial brother, Shifu''s fortress has come with us. Do we have to follow back!" Wu Liao''s first thought is whether he and others will be caught back.
After all, regardless of Ye Zan''s attitude, Shi Lin and others strictly "sneaked out".
"I don''t think so. If Shifu wanted us to go back, the masked man should have told us before. Moreover, from the time when the war fortress came out, it should have been following us all the time. There''s no need to catch us back." after all, Shi Lin is a senior brother and knows much more about Shifu''s mind.