That little fart child has been reincarnated countless times in punishment, each time from the entrance of primary school to the end of the college entrance examination.
If it is true reincarnation, it will take twelve years once, 120 years for ten times, and 1200 years for a hundred times.
In fact, it''s like a dream. Many daily activities that have nothing to do with learning have been deleted and accelerated in time.
Therefore, when the little fart child reaches the level of transformation, the real time will pass less than an hour.
In fact, it can be said that the learning of little fart children in punishment is mainly the feeling of learning, not what knowledge they have learned.
Just like people dream, they make couplets, poems, songs and other works of art in their dreams.
No matter how satisfied you are in your dream, you can''t remember the specific content or write it down when you wake up.
Therefore, despite the punishment, the little fart children have experienced countless "junior high" education, but they have not learned any real knowledge.
When the punishment was over, the little fart child opened his eyes and found that he was still in the white room, but he didn''t rush and roll again.
"Teacher, I want to go to school!" the little fart child sniffed, raised his arm, wiped horizontally on his eyes, cried and knelt on the ground.
Facing the green robe in front of him, the little fart boy confessed his past in tears, and knelt down on the ground and prayed from the bottom of his heart.
The green robe came closer, squatted down gently, put his hand between the two steamed buns on the little fart child''s head, and rubbed his palm gently on the little fart child''s head.
"OK, I''ll teach you!" green robe looked at the little fart child lovingly and said.
To tell the truth, it''s hard for people to like a bear child like a little fart child, and more importantly, a boy.
After all, not all boys are Boko, especially this little fart child.
Besides, this little fart child is only one of the three personalities, and there are two personalities: the ancient ghost king and the sitting and forgetting Taoist.
It means that there are two old ghosts who have nothing to do with loveliness in this not so lovely spirit.
In other words, qingpao will behave like this. I really don''t want to accept my son or apprentice.
He simply looked at the possible relationship between the ghost king and the underworld.
Then, the spirit of the little fart child returned to the flesh body, and the whole person became a Book fool as seen by xuantianzong and others.
After the return of the spirit, when he was going to come down from the war fortress, the little boy was still asking qingpao to teach him something.
So, qingpao instilled some knowledge of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and then threw a lot of math problems to the little fart child.
This little fart child is not a little fart child of secular mortals.
Although, in terms of mind, this little fart child is also very childish, otherwise there would be no "bear line" like before.
However, in terms of learning ability, especially memory, little fart children are also far better than secular mortals. Basically, they can never forget.
In the secular mortals, the so-called "seeing the sheep" and "watching the monument" are a piece of cake for little fart children.
Therefore, despite the dream like punishment, the little fart child has learned almost nothing.
But after he came out, he wrote down the "primary school" in a very short time.
He wrote down the "four operations" and several papers temporarily given by qingpao, so there was a little fart child who "wandered outside the sky" in front of xuantianzong.
Of course, although the green robe doesn''t officially accept the little fart child as an apprentice, but holding the little fart child in his hand is extremely eager to know that speaking naturally works.
Therefore, when the little fart child was tired of the xuantianzong people, the green robe severely reminded him: "obviously, don''t be so rude! Even if there is a difference in status, even if there is a gap in strength, it shouldn''t be a reason for your arrogance and arrogance!"
In fact, the people in xuantianzong have long been used to the attitude towards little fart children.
After all, little fart boy has been out of the Customs for decades, and he has also tossed xuantianzong for decades.
In the face of the impatient response of the little fart child, everyone in xuantianzong took it for granted. No one would feel offended or the like.
On the contrary, it was the scolding of green robe, which was unacceptable to xuantianzong.
Anyway, that little fart child is also the ancestor of Xuantian sect. He is the "little ancestor" that people of Xuantian sect have called for decades.
We all want to call our ancestors, but you scold us like a grandson. What have we become! Xuantianzong''s people feel like this, and even have a little plan to "humiliate their ministers and die".
"Master Wuji! Even if my ancestor......" the leader of xuantianzong, for the dignity of the sect, stood up and wanted to have a theory with qingpao.
However, before the leader of Xuantian sect finished speaking, the little fart child who was scolded over there reacted first.
"I''m sorry, I''m so rude!" the little fart boy not only didn''t kick his son, but bowed to the people of xuantianzong.
This frightened the people of xuantianzong.
"Don''t dare!"
"I dare not!"
"Ancestor, this is a break. I''ll wait!"
Xuantianzong''s people were scared to stop one after another, but they didn''t dare to move forward. They were at a loss for a moment.
"Hehe, you Taoist friends don''t have to be like this. This little... Although it has something to do with your ancestor, it''s still a child in the final analysis. This child doesn''t know good and evil, doesn''t know etiquette, and just needs to be taught. You! Because you take into account his identity, everything depends on his temperament and don''t dare to say anything important, how can you educate him!"
Looking at the people of xuantianzong, qingpao felt very funny, so he raised his voice and pointed out their problem.
A child, regardless of his status, can not lack all aspects of education.
If you are afraid of his identity, you dare not correct his behavior. The final result is not only bad luck, but also the child will bear the consequences one day.
As people say, those "bear children" are unscrupulous outside because they think people all over the world should be like their parents?
Similarly, if this little fart meets Shilin and others this time, it''s time to bear the consequences!
Of course, qingpao doesn''t really have any educational ideal.
Talking to xuantianzong''s people about this, qingpao really aims to rationalize this matter.
It''s like I beat your bear child, but I''m not to vent my anger, but for the growth of your bear child.
Although qingpao is not afraid of xuantianzong, even if there are several old monsters in the back mountain of xuantianzong, he doesn''t want to set up a group of enemies for himself out of thin air.
Therefore, we all know how some things are, but it is easier to accept them in other words.
After hearing the explanation of the green robe, the leaders and elders of xuantianzong accepted this statement.
To be honest, just look at the little fart child before, I know that xuantianzong these people must suffer from it.
Now, some people discipline the little fart children for them, and the reason is so high sounding. What''s wrong with xuantianzong.
In particular, the success of this discipline has been put forward. The little fart child has not only become "quiet" a lot, but even knows how to be polite!
"Well... We almost misunderstood your kindness. I hope you will forgive me!" the people of xuantianzong were relieved and saluted to qingpao one after another.
"Ha ha, you don''t have to. Just explain things clearly. What sin is not sin!" the green robe was a little proud, smiled and waved his hand to the people, and then said: "well, this man, who must have a full tail, will be returned to you. You can educate him well in the future."
For this little fart child, qingpao doesn''t intend to be a dry son, and doesn''t intend to be an apprentice. Of course, he doesn''t want to take it with him.
Although, the little fart child may have a certain relationship with the underworld due to the problem of the ghost king.
But it''s still early for ye Zan to explore the affairs of the underworld.
At that time, if you really need it, it''s not too late for xuantianzong to find a little fart child.
Seeing that qingpao didn''t intend to "kidnap" his ancestors, and there was a meaning of farewell in his words, the people of xuantianzong naturally felt more relieved.
"Senior, I''ve lived in a closed mountain for tens of thousands of years and don''t know much about the general situation of the world today. If senior has nothing to do, I don''t know if we can invite senior to join us and let me wait for a host''s friendship, or consult the general situation of the world?" the leader of xuantianzong asked me to leave quickly, but I still have to be polite.
"The general situation of the world is told to you by someone here. It''s really not good. You can use thousands of miles to convey the spirit to understand. If we return the people to you, we won''t disturb you much, so as not to make you uncomfortable..." qingpao of course knows that the other party''s invitation is only polite, so he directly refused at the moment and didn''t bother to correct those polite words.
However, after xuantianzong''s retention and qingpao''s clear attitude, the little fart child next to him was a little anxious.
"What... Teacher? I don''t, I want to study!" the little fart quickly pulled the sleeve of the green robe, pitifully raised his head, looked thirsty for knowledge, and said, "teacher, I don''t want to stay with them anymore. I want to follow the teacher."
"Master... Don''t bother your elders. We have something you need to learn here!" seeing this, xuantianzong''s palm teacher quickly gave the medicine to the symptoms, took out the knowledge to lure the little fart child, and said: "in our Sutra building, there are Sutra and history collections, Taoism and Xuangong, Dan square casting... I don''t dare say there are everything, but it''s enough for you to learn for a long time!"
However, when the little fart child heard this, he didn''t mean to move at all. Instead, he squinted coldly and said, "I left most of the things in the Sutra library. Now you let me study?"
You know, in addition to being a child, little fart child also has two personalities: ancient ghost king and sitting and forgetting Daozu.
In the tens of thousands of years after the closure of the mountain and seclusion, the Sutra collection building of xuantianzong is unlikely to change much due to "isolation from the world".
Therefore, regardless of whether it''s what little fart said or not, he wrote more than half of the Scriptures and books. At least he has read them, so there is no doubt.
Split personality, although there are also split knowledge and skills, but this is not a real split personality.
"Ah, but the ancestor you......" the people of xuantianzong were choked by the little fart boy''s words.
The green robe, whose sleeves were pulled, was a little surprised when he heard the little fart child''s words and asked, "Hey, it seems that you don''t know anything. Why did you lack education before?"
Qingpao''s words are also very direct. He directly said that the little fart child was "lack of education". I''m afraid it would be a curse to others.
Don''t say anything about others, that is, those people of Xuantian sect, when they heard their ancestors say so, they suddenly felt a little angry.
However, the little fart child didn''t react too much, just like the little demon star before was not himself.
Facing the question of green robe like swearing, the little fart child thought about it seriously and said, "well, when I think about it, I can remember it, but when I don''t think about it, I don''t seem to know it at all..."
This situation sounds a little windy or contradictory.
You know, people''s character growth is actually closely related to learning.
In other words, as long as it is installed in your head, even if you don''t deliberately recall and use it, it will be more or less imperceptibly affected.
For example, "liberal arts" and "science" have different ways of thinking, "liberal arts" may be more emotional, while "science" will be more rational and logical.
People say that learning mathematics is to cultivate people''s logical thinking ability, and Mathematical Olympiad is a more extreme logical training.
In ordinary life, many things in mathematics may not be applied in life. People are more about adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing.
However, the logical thinking ability developed in learning mathematics will be reflected in all aspects of people''s life.
The situation is obviously different here.
In the memory of the little fart child, it is clear that there are countless classics in the library, but they are not affected by those classics.
Strictly speaking, this situation is not surprising.
Those who read moral articles may not be able to be moral, which has been proved by countless practical examples.
There are too many people with a mouth full of benevolence, righteousness and morality and a belly full of men stealing and women prostitutes in reality.
Therefore, it''s not hard to imagine that the little fart child can become such a headache little demon star while remembering all the books in the Sutra library.
"So, what do you mean?" the green robe didn''t pull up his sleeve forcibly, but looked down at each other and asked.
"I... Want to follow the teacher, I want to learn!" the little fart said very firmly.