Ye Linglong was obviously joking. He took a sharp turn of his head to tease the little fart child who turned into a Book fool.
But the little fart child is really serious.
Ye Linglong was originally a child''s nature, but also a joke. Seeing that the little fart child was so easy to deceive, she induced each other with "law is not easy to pass".
The little fart child was so smart that he immediately understood Ye Linglong''s meaning, so he asked, "can you teach me this brain turn when I enter your sect?"
"Enter our sect?" Ye Linglong said with a look of disdain: "hum, I''m the only one in Yuqing sect... And my father will. But my father doesn''t have time to teach you. He also has to teach stones, witches and many people."
The little fart child was a little anxious and hurriedly said, "then, teach me!"
"Oh, why should I teach you? Only master can teach disciples. I''m not your master, and you''re not my disciple!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes and made her words clearer.
Speaking of this, if the little fart child can''t understand it again, it''s really a sharp turn in his brain.
Fortunately, the little fart child is still saved!
"Ha, I see. You want to take advantage of me and ask me to call you master!" the little fart child not only understood, but also understood a deeper meaning.
However, ye Linglong, who was pierced with her heart, was not in a panic in the face of such a situation, but took out the set of hard to get.
"Oh! It''s funny. You didn''t even understand the Mathematical Olympiad problem in primary school. I''m not so free to be your master. I''m not so angry with you!" Ye Linglong said dismissively.
"Hum!" the little fart child snorted coldly, turned back and continued to look at thousands of miles.
However, the little fart child can''t see it anymore.
He looked at it and it was vivid.
He twisted his face again and looked at Ye Linglong with his remaining light.
He turned back and looked at it again.
I couldn''t help but peek at Ye Linglong again.
After going back and forth three or four times, the little fart boy finally couldn''t help it. He turned and looked at Ye Linglong and asked, "what else can you do except ten birds in the tree?"
"It''s brain! You just lack that brain." Ye Linglong corrected the other party''s statement and felt that the other party should be on the hook, so he said with a smile: "of course, I told you that this is a very profound knowledge. How can there be only such a problem! Why, do you still want to guess?"
"Well, I''d like to see how much your profound knowledge is. Don''t believe I can''t answer a question correctly." the little fart nodded firmly.
"Hey, hey!" Ye Linglong smiled, pressed the giant panda Taiji''s back, let it lie down a little closer to the little fart child, and said, "listen, say in the tree..."
Before ye Linglong finished, the little fart child immediately shouted discontentedly, "Hey, there are ten birds in the tree again! Didn''t you say there are other questions?"
"Of course it''s another question. Just listen honestly if you want to hear it!" Ye Linglong scolded impolitely, and then said again after what he said just now: "say there''s a little monkey in the tree and a little monkey on the ground. How many little monkeys are there?"
"... don''t you need a stone this time?" the little fart boy was very cautious. He learned from the experience of ten birds and asked one more question.
Ye Linglong shook her head and said jokingly, "don''t you think you''ve learned a little knowledge? However, this problem, of course, won''t be stoned."
"Isn''t that easy?" the little fart child was relieved at once, and then said confidently: "there are seven monkeys in the tree, one on the ground, seven plus one and eight, a total of eight little monkeys!"
"Wrong!" Ye Linglong said mercilessly.
"Why is it wrong? There are seven in the tree and one on the ground. You also said that you can''t scare the ones on the tree away without stoning!" the little fart child retorted unconvinced.
"Listen carefully, it''s a little monkey riding in the tree, a horse riding, a Tai Chi riding!" Ye Linglong patted the giant panda Tai Chi under the seat, emphasized the homophonic question to the little fart child, and finally gave the standard answer: "so, there are two little monkeys in total, one in the tree and one on the ground!"
"You... No, come again!" the little fart boy came up again.
This time, ye Linglong sped up, as if he wanted to play, ask and answer quickly, and said, "Oh, listen, say that there are seven monkeys in the tree and one on the ground. How many monkeys are there?"
The little fart child didn''t think about it at all. Why did he ask the same question twice and blurt out: "two!"
"No, it''s eight, ha ha!" Ye Linglong said with a laugh.
"Why, why are there eight?" the little fart child was a little suspicious of life.
"Listen clearly, it''s seven monkeys riding on a tree!" Ye Linglong repeated the question to the little fart child word by word.
"Ah, ride seven!" the little fart boy thought about it carefully and found that it was really what the other party said, but he still said reluctantly: "can the tree stand it!"
"Hee hee, don''t worry. The tree can''t stand it. It''s broken and fell down. It''s also eight monkeys." Ye Linglong has smiled and fell down, buried her face in the hair of giant panda Tai Chi, and kept patting Tai Chi''s neck.
The little fart child looked devastated. A moment later, he sneezed like a mosquito in his mouth and said: "... Teacher... Master"
Ye Linglong''s ears were very smart. She immediately sat up from the panda''s back, looked at the little fart child and asked, "Hey, what did you say?"
As long as you tear it down once, it''s impossible to stick it back.
The little fart child finally broke out and said loudly to Ye Linglong, "master, I want to learn, learn your sharp turn!"
"Bang!"
Without waiting for ye Linglong to react, the Xuantian sect leader who was chatting with Shilin suddenly jumped out of his chair.
Of course, not only the Xuantian sect, but also the other two elders who accompanied him to chat had the same reaction.
Three people with six eyes looked at Ye Linglong and little fart boy together.
"Zu... Zu Shi... No!" xuantianzong''s palm sect turned pale and cried to the little fart child.
Previously, the little fart child said he wanted to worship ye Zan''s distracted incarnation as a teacher. The leader of Xuantian sect and others worried about seniority and dissuaded him.
Fortunately, the green robe didn''t want to take advantage of this, so he directly refused the little fart child, left thousands of miles of inspiration and question bank, and left.
This also reassured the people of xuantianzong.
However, thousands of defenses cannot prevent their ancestors from being eager to learn.
It was embarrassing to talk here for a while, but it had developed to the point that the great ancestor of Xuantian would worship a little girl as a teacher!
I knew this. When the little fart child wanted to worship the Wuji Taoist king as a teacher, we shouldn''t stop it! The leader of xuantianzong and the two elders can be said to regret at this time.
"What are you doing? You stopped me just now and now. I want to learn something. Why is it so difficult!" the little fart boy shouted hysterically when he looked at the people coming.
"Grandmaster, isn''t it amazing? It''s said that there''s everything on the Internet. Can''t we learn it on the Internet?" the leader and elder of xuantianzong surrounded the little fart child and tried to persuade him.
"No, there are no sharp turns on the Internet, so I''ll learn that!" the little fart also lost his temper, gnashing his teeth, stared at several people, put on a posture of never giving up when he couldn''t reach his goal, and said in a hate voice: "it seems that I''m too gentle to you, so that you have some misunderstanding!"
You know, before receiving "education", little fart children existed like little magic stars in xuantianzong.
Its own strength is not weak. In addition, it has the identity of "ancestor", which is completely horizontal in xuantianzong.
Some people are "cheap". You speak good words to him. He thinks you are easy to bully.
Now, seeing the little fart child, several people of xuantianzong finally recalled the fear of being dominated for decades.
"Ancestor... Ancestor... What do you want to learn? We can think of other ways. We don''t have to worship the teacher!" the leader of Xuantian sect persuaded again.
"Hum, you have the ability to kill me today, or no one will want to stop me. Master, I''m sure!" the little fart boy said here, spread his thousands of miles to the table, clapped his fist and arched his hand to Ye Linglong.
At this time, between xiaofart child and ye Linglong, there was an elder of xuantianzong blocking.
However, seeing that the little fart child is going to kneel down, the elder is so brave that he doesn''t dare to suffer his own ancestor''s kneeling!
As for helping
Don''t even think about it.
Therefore, the elder had only one choice left. He quickly dodged aside and exposed Ye Linglong who stood behind.
Maybe, some people will think that since they dare not stop their ancestors, it''s OK to take the little girl Ye Linglong away?
But the question is, is Ye Linglong easier to mess with than a little fart child?
There is "where there is a will, there is a way". Since little fart wants to worship the teacher, where can xuantianzong stop it!
A "poof".
The little fart child knelt on the ground, bowed down and shouted, "I''ll see my master and ask him to accept me as an apprentice and teach me how to turn my head!"
As I said before, little fart children have no education. Naturally, they don''t understand the etiquette of apprenticeship.
Therefore, the ceremony was somewhat nondescript, and the words were in a mess.
Ye Linglong still sat on the back of the giant panda and looked around at several people of xuantianzong, as well as the stone forest and Wu Liao who followed him.
No matter a few people of xuantianzong, or Shilin and wuliao, they winked at all kinds of hints at this time, which meant that ye Linglong wanted to refuse.
Since the little fart boy wants to worship his teacher, the people of xuantianzong can''t persuade him or stop him, they can only think of a way on Ye Linglong.
As long as ye Linglong refuses to accept the little fart child as an apprentice, except the little fart child may be disappointed, but for others, it is absolutely "Hello, I''m Hello, everyone".
However, ye Linglong is also a child!
Under the gaze and hint of the crowd, ye Linglong raised her hand with a smile and said to the little fart child in front of her, "ha ha, good! Seeing that you are so sincere, I will reluctantly accept you as an apprentice."
finished! Xuantianzong''s people suddenly felt soft under their feet, as if the end of the world had come. They were filled with despair.
Their ancestors worshipped Ye Linglong as their teacher. What should they do?
In fact, the distressed people are not only those in front of them, but also those reclusive elders behind them.
Although the elders have higher seniority than the leaders and elders, no one can compare with sitting and forgetting the Taoist ancestors.
Fortunately, those old people are "Gou" enough. Up to now, they have not come out of the closed place. Instead, they have avoided the embarrassment of facing Ye Linglong.
Just then, footsteps came from outside the hall. The two elders who had gone to prepare gifts came in with some disciples.
The disciples of xuantianzong either held them in their hands or carried them. In short, they didn''t have empty hands and carried all kinds of boxes into the hall.
"Come on, put them here and go out." an elder pointed to the middle of the hall and said to the disciples who followed behind.
"Master, there are three senior brothers. What''s the matter with you?" another elder keenly noticed that the atmosphere in the hall seemed to be depressed.
Before the leader and others spoke, the little fart child who had successfully worshipped Ye Linglong as his teacher came out between the leader and the elder with his head held high.
"Listen, I''ve worshipped Shifu. If you see my Shifu in the future, you''ll be like seeing me, otherwise... Otherwise..." the little fart boy wanted to talk about threats to these people as before, but he couldn''t speak out because he was educated.
Fortunately, the two elders who just came in and the disciples of the sect who moved things were shocked when they heard the words in front. They didn''t have the mind to wait for the words in the back.
"What, apprenticeship?"
"Master, what''s going on?"
The two elders, shocked and puzzled, asked the leader and the other three elders.
However, the palm teacher waved his hand helplessly, and said in a hoarse voice, "no, don''t ask, it''s better to don''t know!"
"How can we not ask? What is the position of the founder and who dares to be the founder''s master!" an elder asked reluctantly.
With a gust of wind, Tai Chi, the giant panda, ran from behind to the center of the hall, with Ye Linglong on his back.
After coming to the crowd, ye Linglong looked around the crowd, glanced at the faces, and then proudly said, "hum! I''m his master. What''s the matter!"
“……”
The hall was quiet, or dead.
"Oh, ha ha, little girl is really joking! Come here, there are also gifts for you to see if you like it or not." an elder suddenly smiled and said, as if he hadn''t heard Ye Linglong''s words at all, and walked to the gift.
As long as I pretend I can''t hear it, bad things won''t happen!