"Ask, how many words are there in thousand words?"
"Thousand words, of course, a thousand... No, if the versions are different..."
"Stupid, the answer is three words!"
"Ha! How come..."
"Ask, which hurts more when an apple or a stone hits your head?"
"Of course it''s stone. Stone is so hard... It''s apple! Stone is that kind of sand and mud, isn''t it?"
"... the head hurts more!"
"The head counts!"
"You have studied physics in junior high school for a long time. Don''t you know that the action of force is mutual?"
"What does that have to do with this question?"
"In other words, you can say you hit your head with a stone, or you can say you hit a stone with your head."
"Always... Anyway, you are a master. You always have a reason!"
Back to Tiandao mountain, ye Linglong became interested and took an examination of his apprentice''s serious Ming Dynasty problems.
It was no surprise that no matter how many years he had paid serious homage to the master, he still couldn''t answer the questions of master Ye Linglong.
Although Ye Linglong didn''t keep asking those questions, I''m afraid there are tens of thousands of sharp turns in her brain over the years.
And the little fart boy is serious. Have you learned anything?
In fact, it can not be said that nothing has been achieved.
At the very least, the little fart''s head is much more flexible than before after being baptized by so many brain twists.
However, the sharp turn of your brain is not that you can really answer many questions correctly if you listen, read and learn more.
Many so-called brain twists, of course, are places that need to be turned, but the correct answer still depends on how sophisticated you are.
In sophistry, the little fart child can''t learn. Even if he answers ten reasonable answers at a time, he can''t stand others setting the eleventh as the correct answer.
"How about it, Xiao Ming? Do you want to continue to guess?" Ye Linglong asked with a smile.
"... hum!" the little fart turned his face to the other side.
Soon, Shilin and his party went up to Tiandao mountain and came to the place where ye Zan lived in Tiandao mountain.
It''s not that Shilin and others deliberately ignored them. It''s mainly that ye Zan didn''t urge them to come back without delay when he informed them before.
So Shilin and others went on their way normally, not so fast that they had to run wild a few steps up the mountain.
On the top of a mountain in Tiandao mountain, ye Zan, the protector of Taoism, once lived in the residence of Linghua Taoist king and Qinghong Taoist king.
At this time, in the courtyard of this residence, ye Zan and the Lin family are chatting, or argumentative.
After all, ye Zan''s "Tao" is different from that of the Lin family. They all say that "the stone of its mountain can attack jade". Naturally, there are many advantages in communicating with each other.
This is probably the meaning of Tao couple.
Then the stone forest party came in through the open gate.
When ye Linglong saw Lin Miaomiao there, her eyes flashed like a "little star" and immediately jumped off the giant panda''s back.
"Aunt Miaomiao!" Ye Linglong shouted happily. She opened her arms like a bird and flew towards Lin Miaomiao.
Ye Zan and Lin''s brothers and sisters are in the realm of FA Xiang. Naturally, they already know that Shilin and his party have returned to Tiandao mountain.
Therefore, ye Zan and Lin''s siblings were not surprised to see Shilin and his party come in.
Ye Linglong pounced on Lin Miaomiao. She was about to pounce heavily into Lin Miaomiao''s arms, but her body was suddenly fixed in front of Lin Miaomiao.
It turned out that ye Zan grabbed Ye Linglong''s back collar from behind and carried her in the air like a kitten.
Ye Linglong didn''t struggle. Her arms and legs suddenly hung down. She only shook her body and swayed her left and right slightly.
Ye Zan turned his wrist, turned his daughter to face himself, and said angrily, "what are you doing? You''ve forgotten your father and dad when you go out. Only your wonderful aunt is in your eyes!"
"Oh!" Ye Linglong turned her eyes, made a lovely expression on her face and said coquettishly, "no, I miss my father most! I''ve always wanted to, but I can think!"
"Well, if you don''t learn well at a young age, learn from others to lie and flatter!" Lin Mu joked nearby.
Ye Linglong just found the appearance of trees and trees, and exclaimed softly, "ah, brother Mu!"
"Call uncle... No, call uncle!" Lin Mu corrected immediately.
"Well, brother ye, put Linglong down quickly." Lin Miaomiao smiled, reached forward to take ye Linglong, and said teasingly, "I''m a big girl now. I heard that I''ve taken an apprentice. I''ll always save her some face in front of the apprentice."
"Yes, yes, Dad, I took an apprentice, but it''s stupid!" Ye Linglong said quickly as if she were offering a treasure.
"You!" Ye Zan shook his head helplessly, stretched out his finger and flicked it on Ye Linglong''s smooth forehead, then put it on the ground and handed it to Lin Miaomiao.
Ye Linglong fell to the ground, rubbed his forehead, which was not very painful, and ran away with a giggle, tired of Lin Miaomiao''s side.
At this time, seeing master and younger martial sister, the drama of father and daughter meeting was over. Shilin and Wu Liao stepped forward quickly.
"I''d like to see the master and two uncles!" Shilin and Wu Liao respectfully saluted Ye Zan and the Lin family.
Although Ye Zan and Lin''s brothers and sisters are called "brother Ye" and "brother Ye".
But when it comes to the time of initiation, ye Zan is obviously later than the Lin brothers and sisters.
Moreover, the "brother Ye" and "brother Ye" actually don''t mean brother, which is just a close title.
Therefore, Shi Lin and Wu Liao, as ye Zan''s disciples, want to call Lin''s sister and brother "Shibo".
"Well, get up!" Ye Zan nodded with the dignity of being a teacher. Xu raised his hand and asked them to get up and avoid gifts. Then he said to Shilin, "Shilin, there''s something you need to do for the teacher."
Then, I didn''t wait for Shi Lin to say "knife mountain and Fire Sea", "liver and brain" and so on.
"Next, I want to go to hell and Cao''s mansion. I don''t know how long it will take. During this period, I will leave the war fortress in yuqingzong''s seat on Tongtian peak. However, in order to avoid accidents in the distracted avatar, I need you to be on the war fortress just in case."
After finishing his arrangement, ye Zan turned his eyes to Wu Liao and said, "and Wu Liao, you can go with your senior brother."
"Yes, disciple!" Shi Lin did not care about his mother, but simply bowed down to take orders.
"Yes, I do!" said Wu Liao hurriedly.
That''s how the two disciples arranged it.
Shilin and Wu Liao stood aside after taking orders and seriously exposed Wen Tongji and little fart boy who followed behind.
"... disciple Shen Ming, meet Shigong!"
The little fart child with a steamed stuffed bun head, a red belly pocket and a pair of Green Lantern pants bowed respectfully to Ye Zan.
"Ha ha, OK!" Ye Zan was a little funny, but it was already true that this little fart child had become his own disciple. He could only say, "since my daughter accepted you as an apprentice, you should remember the truth of ''one day as a teacher and life as a father'', and don''t live up to your master''s preaching and teaching."
"Yes, I must remember!" the little fart child quickly bent down again and worshipped. There was no shadow of the little demon star in those years.
When the little fart boy was finished, he stood behind the two martial uncles like Shilin and Wu Liao.
However, unlike Shi and Wu, who had nothing to do, the little fart boy stood there but was not idle.
I know it''s not suitable to convey the spirit from thousands of miles at this time, but the little fart child obviously remembered a lot of questions in his mind. Standing there, he soon indulged in the sea of questions.
I saw the little fart child, his eyes staring at the front, his mouth muttering and talking, and his hanging hands were still pinching his fingers.
It''s like a spell.
"I''m going to repair the path, Wen Tongji. I''ll see you, the limitless Taoist gentleman, and the two Taoist masters!"
Finally, it''s Wen Tongji''s turn.
Wen Tongji was nervous, afraid, excited and excited.
This fa Xiang Dao Jun is not easy to see, let alone see three at once.
Of course, this means that Wen Tongji''s low-level casual practice.
In short, Wen Tongji directly threw himself into the ground, first saluted Ye Zan, and then saluted the Lin brothers and sisters respectively.
With the realm cultivation of Wen Tongji, of course, it is impossible to see the realm cultivation of the Lin brothers and sisters.
However, as a low-level casual cultivation, observing words and colors is a basic survival skill.
Through the previous titles of Shi Lin and Wu Liao, and the materials he has read on the Internet through thousands of miles of inspiration, it is not difficult for Wen Tongji to guess the identity of the Lin family''s siblings.
"Get up!" yezan said faintly.
"Yes, the path obeys!" Wen Tongji stood up with a smile on his face.
By observing his words and expressions, Wen Tongji knew that ye Zan was not a person who liked nonsense, so he didn''t insist in this regard.
Some people, he told you to get up.
If you really get up, or get up too fast, he may be angry that you are insincere again.
And he let you sit.
You should not only show that you are sitting, but also let the other party know that you are not actually sitting.
Like what? Half a fart.
Even farts and chairs will not be pasted.
Wait
But yezan is obviously not that kind of person.
"Before, our distracted avatar asked you to follow them in the stone forest so that they would not be cheated by people like you. You have done a good job over the years, which is enough for you to calculate their mistakes."
When ye Zan said this, he glanced at the stone forest and Wu Liao nearby, which scared the two disciples slightly.
Then, his eyes turned back to Wen Tongji.
Ye Zan pondered for a moment. In fact, he was not thinking about anything temporarily. In fact, some things had already been cared about, just stretching Wen Tongji.
A moment later, ye Zan finally opened his mouth and said, "Wen Tongji..."
"The path is!" Wen Tongji replied with a smile on his face.
"Now that you have redeemed, you have settled the cause and effect with me. This seat should let you go. However, looking at your efforts over the years, this seat gives you two ways to go. It all depends on how you choose."
At this point, ye Zan waved his hand, and bubbles appeared in the air, each of which was wrapped with something.
"First of all, I have magic weapons, pills, natural materials and earth treasures here. You can choose one of them, which can also be regarded as your reward over the years. If you take something, this cause and effect will end. Whether you do good or evil in the future depends on your own creation."
When Wen Tongji heard this, he immediately took back his eyes from the bubbles, "poop" knelt down on the ground and leaned down and said, "Tao Jun has mercy. Although the side door of the path was scattered, he also made mistakes in those years. However, after following the masters of Tao Jun these years, inspired and taught by the masters of Tao Jun, he has already changed his life and decided to focus on good and not evil in the future."
Ye Zan didn''t respond to Wen Tongji''s determination. He just glanced at each other.
"Second, you have a family to preach and inherit the Dharma. I don''t think you would be happy if you were admitted to Yuqing sect. However, now that we are in charge of Tiandao mountain, we can include you among the guardians of Tiandao mountain. Of course, as a guardian of Tiandao mountain, if you should abide by the Dharma of Tiandao mountain, you will not be as comfortable as before. There will be things wrong..."
Before ye Zan finished his words, Wen Tongji, who knelt on the ground, kowtowed like garlic and said, "Taoist king, have mercy. I''d like to choose the second way. I''d like to be the protector of Tiandao mountain and do my best to preach the right way!"
In fact, if possible, Wen Tongji would prefer to worship yuqingzong.
After all, it''s not too much for the Wuji Taoist king in front of him to be the supreme elder of Yuqing sect, or the supreme ancestor.
If he could worship the Jade Emperor of Qing Dynasty, he would be one of his own. He would be the same as the stone forest and Wu Liao.
Yuqingzong! Now it has a great momentum in Shenhua domain.
It is said that yuqingzong has all kinds of benefits. Pills are the best. There is a special gathering room for cultivation. At ordinary times, LingMi can eat with an open stomach!
With so many benefits, who wouldn''t be happy to join in?
Unfortunately, people say "you are not happy", but in fact, it often means that people are not happy.
Although you can''t worship yuqingzong, compared with the first choice, it is still a better choice to become the protector of Tiandao mountain.
You know, the job of guardian of Tiandao mountain, even the disciples of large sects, is also regarded as a beautiful job to break the head.
And Wen Tongji, a man with a side door and no root duckweed, can have the opportunity to become a protector of Tiandao mountain, just like a tramp who suddenly has a job in a state-owned enterprise.
The work of state-owned enterprises can''t make a lot of money, but compared with the wandering life of starvation and satiety, at least it is better than stability.
"Well, in that case, take this down!" Ye Zan nodded, waved and threw out a jade card, and then said, "after that, someone will teach you how to be a protector."
Wen Tongji raised his head, reached out and took off the jade plaque floating in front of him. Looking at the words "protecting the road" on it, he felt a dreamy feeling in his heart.
However, after all, Wen Tongji is also a figure who has been wandering in the Jianghu for many years. Knowing that this is not the time for emotion, he forcibly returned to God to worship again and repeatedly said, "thank you more, disciples, thank you more!"