In the dilapidated heaven and earth hall, the son of heaven told monkey Qi his embarrassment. Although he is known as the son of heaven, he also needs to talk to others.
"Adult, you find me monkey seven, that''s the right person!" monkey seven was very excited. He was willing to go to hell for the sake of the emperor.
"Oh? Can you help me?" the emperor was surprised.
"Of course I can help you, but adults, I''m afraid it''s hard for you to accept this way at first!" monkey seven was embarrassed again.
"You say, if this method really has the best of both worlds, I can accept it!" the emperor can''t wait.
"My Lord, I can''t find the best woman for you, but I can help you solve your following problems!" then monkey seven couldn''t help but give the emperor an ambiguous look, which almost didn''t disgust him to death.
"What? Monkey seven, what the fuck do you mean? You''re not going to have sex with me, are you?" the emperor is not a fool. After he immediately realized it, he immediately stepped back and stared at monkey seven with disgust on his face.
"My Lord, it''s not. Ji. That''s too ugly. It''s just that monkey seven is willing to serve and help adults eliminate their discomfort. It''s that simple!" monkey seven quickly explained.
"That''s not good. If you''re a man and ask you to help me with that, how can I go out to see people in the future?" the emperor shook his head and refused.
"Adult, if you don''t want to find a woman casually, your subordinates are not women, which doesn''t violate your principle!" monkey Qizhi said painstakingly.
"But I didn''t say I was looking for a man!" the emperor shouted discontentedly. He thought this guy was crazy. If monkey seven didn''t agree with him, he would have slapped him to death.
"If you don''t find a woman, you have to find a man. Otherwise, you''re going to find a snail horse?" monkey seven replied helplessly.
"What? You dare let me find livestock. Life, do you want to die!" the emperor couldn''t accept it more.
"Sir, don''t be angry, I don''t mean that!" monkey seven quickly explained: "my subordinates are loyal to adults. Doing such a thing is also to relieve adults'' worries. Adults can rest assured. Monkey seven will never mention anything about this kind of thing to others, otherwise, five thunders in the sky!"
"That''s no good. You''re a man. How can I let you serve me!" the emperor still refused and would not compromise.
"My Lord, if so, you will only have one person to hold it!" monkey seven was helpless and couldn''t help.
"Is there... Is there no other way?" the emperor stared at monkey seven and asked again.
"No!" monkey seven didn''t tell the emperor at this time. In fact, men can be beautiful and cool.
"This......" the emperor is really embarrassed.
"My Lord, my subordinates are a little ugly, but their skin is very white. If you come from the back, my subordinates are like a woman!" monkey 7 couldn''t wait and immediately volunteered.
"Monkey seven, shut up. Do you really think of me as a person inferior to that animal?" the emperor scolded and was angry.
"Adult, aren''t you?" monkey seven answered at this time. It was unexpected that he dared to contradict the emperor.
"You... You are bold!" the son of heaven immediately became angry.
"My Lord, am I bold or are you bold? Don''t be angry if I say something unpleasant!" monkey seven didn''t know where to get the courage. He then said plausibly: "you can even think about your biological mother. Remember, what else can''t you do in this world?"
"What? You... How do you know I''m to Qingyue?" the emperor was shocked, his teeth clenched, and his face was infinitely ashamed.
The idea of playing Qingyue. Even if the emperor is not afraid of heaven, he does not dare to go public. Now, only under the guiluo identity, can he dare to ask for her openly. Now someone knows the biggest secret in his heart. His eyes are full of murders, which means killing people and killing people!
"Sir, you want to kill me, don''t you? I advise you better not, because once I die, your affairs will spread in the divine land within three days!" monkey 7 then preached without fear.
"Dare you threaten me?" the face of the emperor became more and more gloomy.
"My Lord, although my monkey seven is a rotten life, I also know how to cherish myself!" monkey seven then said: "I like adults, so I have to stay with adults all the time. In fact, to tell you the truth, my cultivation is not much weaker than you!"
"Do you like me? And your cultivation is only a little weaker than me?" the emperor stared, no doubt feeling ridiculous after hearing the biggest joke of this century.
"Adult? Don''t you believe it? Then you can hit me with all your strength!" monkey seven asked immediately.
"Oh? That''s what you said. If you die, don''t blame me for being cruel!" the emperor was angry. He said he would do it. A sharp palm, like a magic weapon, cracked time and space, and the Tao didn''t exist.
"Star sucking God method!" the monkey seven snapped a palm, and the palm wind was continuous. It was like a black hole, dissolving and absorbing everything.
"Bang!" Although monkey seven was shaken back, he was unharmed.
"Er, what kind of strange skill is this? It''s so evil!" the emperor stopped and stared at monkey seven, no doubt as surprised as discovering the new world.
"My Lord, to tell you the truth, this is my adventure. It can not only absorb other people''s mana, but also assimilate all alien vitality, so that the vitality in the body can reach the only condition of attribute matching!" monkey 7 then proudly reminded: "There are too many skills in your body now. If you can get my star sucking God method, you will be able to rush into the peak of heaven and earth and even become a legend!"
"What? There is such a good skill, why didn''t you contribute it earlier?" the emperor was very angry, which was a fierce rebuke.
"My Lord, monkey seven likes you. Would you please give me a chance to serve you?" monkey seven then put forward the condition, which is undoubtedly to have that kind of ambiguous thing with the emperor!
"You... You bastard. You dare to make an idea about the son of heaven. Don''t think I can''t kill you!" the son of heaven scolded urgently. He couldn''t stand it. He offered 19 magic weapons with great momentum.
"My Lord, you use these magic soldiers. I''m really not an opponent. Although I''m not sure if I can run, don''t forget that if my people can''t receive my information, they will publish your scandal!" monkey seven was not afraid and threatened the son of heaven again.