"What? How can I kiss you!" Yanzi couldn''t help blushing when she heard such a request. Red, some couldn''t agree.
"Elder martial sister, don''t think too much. You should know that in this world, brother can kiss sister, sister can kiss brother, mother can kiss son, and father can kiss daughter. Aren''t they all kiss?" Chen Jiu couldn''t help telling a big truth in order to take advantage of success.
"This...... do you really want me to kiss you?" Yan ziqiao stared at Chen Jiu and seemed to really agree.
"Of course, elder martial sister, if you can kiss me, I will be lively immediately!" Chen Jiu looked forward to it.
"Well, for your sake, I can kiss you, but you are not allowed to think more, and you are not allowed to advance an inch, okay?" Yan Zi was moved, and she agreed in shame.
"Don''t worry, elder martial sister, I''m right here. You can kiss me as you want. I''m determined not to resist!" Chen Jiu was crazy with joy in his heart, but he still held back, closed his eyes slightly, tooted his mouth, and waited to accept the results of his pursuit these days.
"Boo!" Suddenly, there was a soft sound. The expected teeth and lips did not leave Fang, but felt a trace of softness on the face. After being soft, they separated immediately.
"Elder martial sister, why do you kiss your face?" Chen Jiu understood no matter how stupid he was. He immediately opened his eyes and became dissatisfied.
"What''s the matter with kissing the face? Have you ever seen a kiss between relatives?" Yanzi spat fiercely, which almost shamed her to death. How could she kiss the mouth with a man casually?
"I......" Chen Jiu was oppressed, and he was speechless.
"Well, don''t be angry. Are you all right?" comforted Chen Jiu and held him in her arms. Yanzi was still worried. "You''re going to die and don''t forget to do bad things. Your men are really born bad!"
"The bone is broken and the tendon is still connected. Don''t worry. Give me a moment to recover!" Chen Jiu explained and showed Yanzi his strong resilience.
In fact, from beginning to end, Chen Jiu was nothing at all. He was just pretending. Flesh and blood wriggled. Between movements, he recovered very quickly!
"Jiuchen, how can your resilience be so strong?" Yanzi finally stared in surprise.
"If I hadn''t relied on this resilience, I wouldn''t have known how many times I had died!" Chen Jiu didn''t explain positively, but vaguely showed that he was very miserable.
"Jiuchen, don''t worry, we Yanran hospital will protect you in the future!" Yanzi said painfully, and didn''t ask any more questions.
"Elder martial sister, let''s eat dragon and snake meat!" Chen Jiu then got up and began to tidy up the dragon and snake next to him.
Although it was chopped and lost a lot of essence, it was not a problem to find a few pieces of intact meat, because the land dragon and snake was too big!
"Zi..." after a while, the delicious smell of barbecue came out, which just made the population salivate and yearn for it.
"Elder martial sister, don''t be stunned. Come and eat quickly!" Chen Jiu waved his hand and greeted Yan Zi.
"I dare not eat, you eat first!" Yanzi was humble.
"Oh? There''s nothing I dare not eat. I''ll show you. The dragon and snake meat is very fragrant!" Chen Jiu then picked up the dragon and snake meat with burnt outside and yellow inside and put it into his mouth. It''s full of tulips. "Wow, it melts in the mouth. It''s fragrant. Tender, burnt and crisp. It''s so delicious!"
"Really? Jiuchen, is the stool really so delicious?" Yanzi''s mouth turned up and asked suddenly.
"Delicious, of course..." Chen Jiu agreed and quickly responded with a stare: "elder martial sister, what did you just say? Shit? How can you say I eat shit?"
"Jiuchen, this is not what I said. Do you remember you just told me that this snake head is clearly a piece of shit!" Yanzi immediately corrected her color and explained in Chen Jiu''s tone.
"I......" Chen Jiu was really unable to argue, so he had to say, "elder martial sister, you''re bad at learning now. You even calculated me!"
"There''s no way. I can''t learn from anyone. How can I learn well when I''m with you all day?" Yanzi looked like a man who is close to Zhu and a man who is close to ink. Of course.
"Forget it, it''s true that only women and villains are difficult to support. I don''t care with your women. Even if it''s stool, I''ll eat it. If you don''t like it, you''ll be greedy!" Chen Jiu has a thick face and is not teased.
"What? You really eat..." she stared at him, and Yanzi was speechless to him. This guy has a mouth full of oil. He really admires people.
"Elder martial sister, come and have one!" Chen Jiu naturally didn''t eat alone. He handed one in time.
"I don''t eat shit!" Yan ziqiao''s mouth was slightly tooted. It was against her heart to refuse.
"Elder martial sister, why don''t you do this? I''ll chew it for you, so it won''t be shit. How about?" Chen Jiu quickly put forward a new proposal.
"Do you think your mouth is divine? I don''t want it. Don''t be disgusting!" Yanzi was even more charming and ashamed when she thought of eating what came out of his mouth.
"Elder martial sister, you don''t want to say that the things in my mouth are even more disgusting than shit?" Chen Jiu immediately got up unhappy.
"Not bad!" Yan Zi, deliberately angry, grabbed the meat in Chen Jiu''s hand and said, "I''d rather eat shit than the meat in your mouth!"
"Elder martial sister, don''t take you to bury people like this!" Chen Jiu''s face was bitter and drooped into a bitter melon.
"Tut Tut, this shit is really delicious!" from the beginning reluctantly, to now, Yanzi has some unstoppable meaning when she tastes the fragrance.
Especially looking at Chen Jiu''s suffocating appearance, Yan Zi ate with relish and was very timid all over!
From the initial understanding to the current wanton jokes, the relationship between the two has developed by leaps and bounds unconsciously.
After some mischief, the snake and dragon meat was finished. Chen Jiu finally found a chance and said again: "elder martial sister, you see, you''ve finished your stool. Why don''t I pull some more?"
"Good!" Yan Zi thought he was going to bake some more, but she didn''t expect that there was no bottom line.
"Elder martial sister, lie down and I''ll pull your mouth directly, which will save you from turning over again!" Chen Jiuyi said and untied his pants. It seems that he really wants a large size. It''s shameful.
"You... Stop it, you really pull!" at this moment, I realized what Yan Zi was, and immediately I was angry all over my face.
"Yes, elder martial sister likes to eat shit so much. Can''t I pull more for her?" Chen Jiuyi said with a kind smile.
"Jiuchen, you''ve had enough. Don''t play any more. Hurry to find God fat!" she couldn''t stand it. Yanzi took the initiative to stop, turned and walked to the top of the mountain.