"Eh? Second, look, the man standing on the turtle... Bah, the man standing on the turtle''s head is so coquettish. He even got a level-4 green hairy turtle to be a pet. Is there something wrong with his brain?"
At the front of the team, a young man dressed in a serious Tang costume inadvertently looked back at Yang Fan''s unique shape.
The face he called the second man around him was black and straight: "get out! Call me the second man again. I''m tender. Do you believe it?"
"However, it''s really a little coquettish. Today''s young people are really. They can do everything in order to attract people''s attention. What kind of pet animal can''t be made by a good animal trainer, and they even want a green hairy turtle?"
The second brother also sighed softly, and seemed to agree with his Tang costume companions.
"Look, that''s what heroes think alike. Otherwise, why do we fall in love with your dick like this?"
The boy in Tang costume was very excited and had a feeling of meeting a bosom friend.
"Green hairy turtles are famous for being stupid and stupid. They have low strength and slow speed. The meat is not delicious. If the turtle shell outside them was not too hard, such waste monsters would have been killed and extinct long ago. Do you have wood?"
"Fuck off!" the second son gave him a white look: "Chang sun Xingyou, I really don''t dare to beat you, do you? Who''s the special mother who thinks the same as your hero. Finally, I''ll warn you once again and call me the second son again, and I''ll put the second son in your mouth. Believe it or not!"
The boy in Tang costume suddenly withdrew more than ten meters backward and looked at the second: "second, second, I really misunderstood you. I didn''t expect you to be more coquettish than the green hairy turtle and despise you!"
The second one was about to get angry.
At this time, the rugged freshmen with beards who had been walking in the front couldn''t help but dissuade: "all right, old... Second brother, third brother, you two don''t fool around here!"
"Especially you, old three, as the boss of the dormitory and your big brother, I have to criticize you."
"Do you think it''s so difficult for you to call second brother? They are all brothers in the same dormitory. Forgive each other!"
"I know that the second is the most taboo. Why do you have to call him the second?"
"Although it is God''s will to rank the second, since he doesn''t want to be the second, you shouldn''t call him the second. Don''t you feel uncomfortable if you don''t call the second and block the second?"
The boss persuaded him with some seemingly biased words, and the second son''s face turned black. He had an impulse to beat the boss.
This broken mouth, white blind, has a big beard. He looks like Zhang Fei. He doesn''t do anything. He talks like a gossip woman. He''s not a man at all.
If it weren''t for fear of beating him, as early as the first day I knew him, the second wanted to tear up his broken mouth.
God, earth!
The second son had a black face and couldn''t help but want to roar up to the sky.
What evil did he do in his last life? Why did he meet such two wonderful roommates?
"Boss, you''re awesome. I don''t help my dick when I go to the bathroom. I''ll help you!"
Gongsun Xingyou couldn''t help but stretch his thumb at his beard. Without seeing the boss''s words, did the second''s face become the bottom of the pot?
Good guy, in a word, there are more than ten dick!
Poor God, Gongsun Xingyou just had a fight with the second son for a long time. He just called him three or two times. Compared with the level of the boss, it''s like a small Witch to see a big witch. Are you wooden?
At this time, the eldest sun Xingyou suddenly sympathized with the second son. Such a broken mouth Tang Monk boss is spread in his roommate. It''s really estimated that he will be very sour in the past four years.
"And you, little three!"
After talking about his second son, he turned his eyes to the right of Chang Sun Xing. A little third child called Chang Sun Xing''s right an exciting spirit and made a direct hair!
"Wen Lang! Warn you, call me xiaosaner again. I''m in a hurry with you!"
Chang Sun Xing turned his face directly to the right and raised his finger to the boss''s nose. He also wanted to get angry.
"Well, well, if you don''t like it, I won''t call it."
Wen Lang obeyed the good advice and gently persuaded:
"You see, you don''t also taboo others to call you xiaosaner, just as the second taboo others to call him the second. You don''t want others to call you xiaosaner, so you should be considerate to each other."
"In my opinion, we will stop calling the eldest brother, the second brother and the third brother in the future. We can call the eldest brother, the second brother and the third brother directly, but it''s better to call the name directly!"
"Second and third, do you think I''m reasonable?"
That makes sense.
But why do all the former sophomores and the current junior want to catch him and beat him up?
Especially, although I thought his mouth was broken before, it wasn''t so poisonous. When did this guy go straight from broken mouth to poisonous tongue?
I really want to kill him!
In the large army behind, Yang Fan stood on the * * * with a slight twitch at the corners of his mouth. When he heard the second and third children calling Sao, Yang Fan was still very angry and couldn''t help but want to teach them a lesson.
As a result, before he started, the three guys in front fought with each other.
"It''s true that thousands of girls have become bad with who they play with and what birds they play with. They have learned ten percent of Ann''s poisonous tongue after following fatty an for a few days!"
Yang Fan sighed softly in his heart. He had just obviously felt that the big beard named Wen Lang was stained with a trace of spirit belonging to Mu Qianqian alone.
Make complaints about the long sun star right, and Yang Fan, who is a mistress of the second generation, is unable to see the truth. This is the secret of hypnotism, which brings the warm wave to hypnotism. With the help of this wave, the two of them are disgusting.
You know, before Mu Qianqian, he was the high foot of Mu Tianqing. He played the first-class hypnosis. It''s not easy to hypnotize a second-class king of martial arts in ignorance.
Although Wen Lang is a level-2 king of martial arts, his spiritual cultivation is not even level-6 spiritual master. If he is replaced by Yang Fan, he can easily get into the set.
"Second and third, why don''t you talk? Do you think I''m reasonable?"
"Second and third, why don''t you talk? Do you think I''m reasonable?"
"The second, the third..."
Sun Xingyou and his second son were all black faced and silent. Wen Lang directly turned into a repeater. He took the trouble to ask them again and again. His voice was so loud that the whole freshman team could almost hear them.
"Shut up!"
"Wen Lang, I''ve endured you for a long time!"
Long sun Xingyou and his second son finally couldn''t bear it. They drank loudly at the same time, and then they looked at each other. Unexpectedly, they had a feeling of sympathy for each other.
"Come on, beat him!"
The second man took the lead in proposing. Chang Sun Xing rushed straight up without thinking about it. The two people who had been quarrelling just now just had a tacit understanding. One right and one right attacked Wen Lang with a tendency of encirclement.
Wen Lang was stunned and his spirit suddenly returned to his mind. He saw that the second and third attacked him like crazy. He was stunned.
"What''s going on? When did these guys wear a pair of pants?"
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is, why did these guys hit him?
It makes no sense!
Was he wrong in persuading the quarrel just now?
Although Wen Lang was hypnotized, Mu Qianqian did not completely control his mind, but guided him to say his previous words.
Therefore, even though Wen Lang has sobered up from hypnosis, there is no fault in the memory in his mind. He doesn''t think he has done anything wrong just now.
"Why, do you think I bully SA? I''m so arrogant. Think I''m a sick cat?!"
Wen Lang looked at the two people who had been forced close to him, and his anger surged up, and the corner of his mouth pulled out, and the king''s will was launched instantaneously.
"Absolute defense!"
An invisible light spread out in front of him, enveloping everyone within a kilometer.
The others didn''t feel anything. Only chang sun Xingyou and his second son, who were attacking Wen Lang, felt that they suddenly had a thick layer of heavy armor and wrapped their whole bodies up and down.
Heavy, clumsy, but extremely strong. No matter how hard they break away from the attack, they can''t break this invisible heavy armor. If they put it in normal times, they will certainly feel super secure.
But now, they are fighting. Youmuyou is suddenly covered with such a layer of heavy armor like a fortress, which seriously affects their body method speed.
Now, they both felt as if they had become the kind of green haired turtle they had always hated before.
With a thick shell on his back, he is invincible in defense, but his speed is incomparably slow. Even with the strength of level 4 demon general, he can''t beat a small martial artist who is not even a martial arts teacher.
The green haired turtle in the wild is such a waste. It is also recognized as the least harmful level 4 monster among the Terrans.
The Terrans who encounter the green haired turtle in the wild can easily escape from it as long as they are not directly bitten by the * * * suddenly sticking out in front of it.
Therefore, the eldest sun Xingyou and the second son are all depressed now. They don''t understand what kind of skill Wen Lang''s move is.
Although it can effectively reduce the opponent''s action speed, it also greatly increases the opponent''s defense ability.
What''s the difference between you and the ordinary martial arts master when he meets the green hairy turtle? It can''t hit you, and you can''t break its turtle shell defense. It''s so interesting to do it?
Do you want such a Buddhist system?
"Watch level 2 King Wen Lang use a special field to fight the enemy. You will have some understanding and learn a special secret skill - absolute defense field! Mental strength + 20, mental will + 10, spirit strength + 10 and field range + 3."
"Watch the second level King Wen Lang use the absolute defense field to fight against the enemy. His heart is touched. His understanding of the absolute defense field is further deepened. The defense intensity is + 1 and the field range is + 5."
“……”
Hearing the system prompt, Yang Fan''s eyes lit up with the skill description in the field of absolute defense that suddenly emerged in the sea of knowledge.
"Oh, good!"
"It can also increase the opponent''s absolute defense ability to reduce the opponent''s movement speed. This skill is a little interesting!"
The corners of Yang Fan''s mouth were slightly hooked. I didn''t expect that there was some dry goods on this woman''s beard!
Unexpected harvest, this is!