"Kowtow, kowtow, kowtow..." the knocking on the door continued, and Lu Yifa felt that he had collapsed. The strange knocking on the door, one by one, was almost like urging life. It destroyed his heart a little, and made him extremely weak and frightened. He could hardly stand, and his legs were shaking all the time. If he hadn''t held the wall with his hands, He has long fallen to the ground.


    I don''t know when, Lu Yifa''s forehead was covered with cold sweat. After the sweat cooled down, he was cold all over, but it was precisely because of this that his panic and fear calmed his mind, and even felt an uncontrollable anger! I''m just scaring myself, but someone''s knocking at the door. In fact, there''s no such thing at all!


    Human beings are such creatures. Their emotions are always changeable. They are easy to be affected by external factors and themselves. It is clear that there are two wars at the last moment, and almost all of them will be scared out of trouble. However, when he figured out some key points at this moment, he can recover immediately and become angry directly!


    "Damn it! Who the hell is it?! at this time, you still find your home, and you won''t make a sound when you knock on the door! You want to scare people to death?!" Lu Yifa was gnashing his teeth and angrily, and hurried to the door. He was very angry. If the person who would come later was an insurance salesman or a guy from the community to check his account, He must punch that man in the face! Well, he won''t admit that he was scared to leak urine just now.


    Patter!


    Because his feet were scared soft before, he felt that his legs were soft and not stressed at all, and he stumbled to the ground, "Damn it! Damn it! No matter who you are, I will give you an unforgettable lesson - and the person who sent that text message! You are the culprit. If it weren''t for your text message, how could I be frightened by a few knocks at the door?! so you''d better pray that I don''t find out who you are, or I absolutely want you to regret being born in this world!"


    "Kowtow, kowtow, kowtow..." after a few seconds, the knock on the door sounded again. Lu Yifa''s forehead burst out two bulging green tendons visible to the naked eye!


    "Knock, knock your uncle! Hurry! Who are you!?" Lu Yifa didn''t know where he came from. He suddenly bounced up from the ground and grabbed the door in two steps.


    Huh? Nobody?!


    Through the cat''s eye, Lu Yifa clearly saw the situation in front of the door. There was no one, and there was no place where he was short and invisible to the cat''s eye. After all, Lu Yifa played tricks and hyped and improved his reputation over the years. Therefore, even if his comic level needs to be considered, the royalties are not low, and he has saved a lot of money.


    Therefore, the cat''s eye on his door is not a bargain, but a special product like a concave convex mirror. After the refraction of the concave convex mirror, he has a panoramic view of the situation outside the door through his small cat''s eye, and there is no one outside the door.


    "Shit! You run fast! Otherwise I have to beat you to death today!" Lu scolded. Now he has determined which bear child on the floor came to play a prank. The primary suspect is the 11-year-old bear child in room 1203 next door to his house. The bear child didn''t tease him twice.


    Because when taking the elevator a few years ago, Lu Yifa farted in the elevator, and then put the blame on the bear child with a serious face. Since then, the bear child has taken revenge and often tricked and teased him. He also slapped him twice while the bear child''s parents were away, so their revenge ended.


    Lu Yifa still remembers that on the first day of the lunar new year this year, on the first day of the lunar new year, as soon as he opened the door, he was scared to the ground by the sound of a firecracker. It was precisely because of that that that he spent money to find someone to change such a special cat eye.


    [Lala firecracker, I don''t know if you''ve heard of it. A firecracker has a thread at both ends. Just pull the thread at both ends, and the firecracker will explode. Today, my cousin, the bear child, tied such a piece on both ends of the door handle. As soon as I opened the door... Bang!


    Well, then I beat up the bear boy. I thought it was fun, so I told everyone (laugh)]


    However, Lu Yifa was wrong this time, because the bear child next door had already fallen asleep. It was the ghost nanaizi who knocked at the door, and when he saw Lu Yifa''s angry face trying to turn around and leave, he knocked at the door with a bad smile.


    Lu Yifa: ".....!!!"


    In this way, he looked at the empty door, and then the sound of knocking on the door came into his ears. At that moment, Lu''s eyes were wide open, staring as big as Tongling, his face turned white, and then turned waxy yellow. The whole person could no longer stand, and he was limping to the ground.


    Lu Yifa''s teeth trembled and his mouth trembled constantly. After a miserable howl like being shot through the chrysanthemum by a sharp arrow, he climbed into the living room. He looked very embarrassed, "cluck, cluck... There... There are ghosts!"


    "Haha, haha, haha, haha..." when nanaizi, the ghost outside the door, saw Lu Yifa''s scared ass, he immediately smiled, covered his belly with his hands, squatted on the ground, and couldn''t stand up.


    The ghost nanaizi squatted on the ground for nearly a minute. Then he restrained his smile, stood up again, and directly stepped into Lu Yifa''s house. She is a ghost. Whether the door is closed or not makes no difference to her, because she can go through the wall directly. She is so willful!


    "Amitabha, relic son, the color is not different from the empty, the empty is not different from the color..." Lu Yifa at this time, did not know where to turn out a cross, held it tightly in his hand and put it on his chest. It was clearly a Christian artifact, but the Buddhist Scriptures were read in his mouth, and he would drag so many words back and forth. The scene looked inexplicably funny.


    He didn''t think about it. He took the cross, but he read the Buddhist scriptures again in his mouth. If you do this, in the eyes of the two immortals, they are all pagans with impious beliefs. Just a guy like you, do you want the two immortals to bless you? Dream!


    What''s more, the ghost nanaizi doesn''t know whether the Sakyamuni leader and Jesus leader in the world have become gods, but she knows that the cross in Lu Yifa''s hand and the Scriptures dragged in her mouth are of no use to her "evil spirit". On the contrary, she feels that these words are the only words Lu sends around, The sound was as ugly as a duck, which polluted her ears. So in order to let Lu Yifa hear his spiritual pollution, the ghost nainaizi directly grabbed a tea cup on the table, which was the maximum weight of earthly objects she could afford, threw it on Lu Yifa''s face, and hit him with an instant cry of "ow".


    To tell the truth, nainaizi''s strength is not enough from the human point of view. She can''t take more than two kilograms of items, so the lethality of her smash actually has no power at all. However, Lu Yifa himself jumped up, rolled around the house, fell down several times, and hit a lot of furniture.


    The ghost nainaizi looked at Lu Yifa, a "Crazy Rabbit" running around the house. She had not officially started on her side. Lu Yifa scarred himself. He was hit with a lot of bruises on his face. He knocked on the tea table and broke his forehead.


    After running around, Lu Yifa didn''t know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly became crazy and excited.


    "Get out! Get out! I''m not afraid of you! Get out!" Lu Yifa took out a broom from that corner and waved it around like crazy, roaring in his mouth.


    Ghost nainaizi: "..." you asked for it yourself, and it''s getting late. I still have several ''customers'' to visit, so it''s time to start the formal plot.


    Pop.


    After a light sound, the light in the living room suddenly went out and the whole house was dark... Then, the TV in the hall suddenly turned on and the screen lit up.


    "Miss Sadako, the younger generation, Nanako, salutes you!" The ghost nanaizi said to herself, and then she got into the TV.


    Sasha, Sasha


    Because the ghost nanaizi interfered with the TV with its own special ghost magnetic field, there was no program on the TV, but a snow-white snowflake.


    Then the ghost nanaizi began to appear in front of Lu Yifa. His blood red dress and long hair were scattered in front of his face. His white wrist was full of blood (ketchup). The whole person slowly climbed out of the TV.


    Wave, like a light sound when breaking through the water curtain, nanaizi stretched out one hand from the TV, and then the other hand, head, neck, chest, waist, abdomen and thigh. Finally, the whole person climbed out of the TV!


    Since nainaizi officially announced his true identity in front of the public, his popularity and reputation have reached a peak that ordinary people can''t imagine at all, and are still increasing sharply every day. For ordinary people, fame can''t be seen or touched. Although everyone knows that it will be good for him, it is only realized from the side, It is impossible for ordinary people to really receive such things as fame.


    But the ghost nanaizi is different, because she is no longer a creature like human beings. She is a ghost, and she can directly absorb the special thing of fame, which is of great benefit to her! It''s like the incense in some fairy Xia novels can promote ghosts and gods.


    Therefore, the ghost nanaizi has absorbed the fame gathered in her and nanaizi, and has obtained great benefits. In addition to feeling stronger, his body shape is more solid, and he can even really touch and feel the earthly object with the ghost body!


    Now, she can even show her birth shadow in front of normal people in a short time!


    Lu Yifa looked at the ghost nanaizi step by step and slowly climbed in front of him. He was scared out of the world. He couldn''t even move his eyelids. He could only watch the ''female ghost in red'' climb over in despair and put one hand on his calf.


    "Er... Luo......" Lu made a few meaningless wails in his throat, then turned his eyes and fainted with white foam at his mouth.


    "It''s done... It''s disgusting. I was scared to pee directly." the ghost nainaizi glanced at the yellowish brown water stains on the ground in disgust, then patted the dust that didn''t exist on his body, turned and left without looking back.


    Drag away, next!