Lu Yifa is completely finished this time. Although he was not the only one who was asked by the ghost nanaizi to teach him how to be a man last night, he was the worst one, because he unfortunately became the first test object of the ghost nanaizi, and because he was the "leading Party" who jumped out first to stir up the wind and rain, he was also suspected of being behind the scenes.


    After all, this time, Lu Yifa was the person with the greatest vested interests. When the thief misled netizens with nanaizi''s microblog, he also showed a great bias towards this guy. Obviously, this guy must have some connection with the thief, so the ghost nanaizi will not be soft on him at all, It''s the greatest effort on him.


    The rest of those who "ordered" the ghost door-to-door service were at most frightened by the ghost nainaizi. Many people could cry and howl and run around the street in * * * underpants. Although they were frightened, they could recover after a few more days of cultivation. At most, they would become a little afraid of the dark and alone.


    However, Lu Yifa was scared and fainted, and he peed his pants, and his urine corroded and festered a large piece of the skin on his thigh... Of course, it''s no big deal. After all, if he''s serious, he didn''t suffer much personal injury, but the physical injury is not serious. It''s not clear in spirit.


    Because it''s so immortal, it was discovered and moved to its own headlines by a shocking news department as gossip material. It''s embarrassing, because if it doesn''t get out, even if it''s very embarrassing, But he Lu Yifa can still return to the peak by taking advantage of the heat and topic gained from the success of this speculation.


    But still that sentence, we all know this!


    Now, the Internet is full of rumors that a famous cartoonist surnamed Lu failed to clean up his personal hygiene in time after wetting the bed, which eventually led to the corrosion and ulceration of his legs by his own urine, and directly moved the news texts and pictures of the shock department. There are pictures, words and truth. Such three comic news has always been the favorite of netizens, Therefore, in less than an hour, the Internet was swiped by this message. The LL group, microblog, major forums, including the screen barrage of station e, are all this message. Everyone is telling the surrounding relatives and friends this message. It''s fun to see. The news is outdated when the Buddha doesn''t know the Tao.


    In this way, the news and messages spread more and more widely, and many netizens spontaneously added a lot of "supplementary details" to this message. What Lu Yifa''s leg ulcers seriously and has been amputated, and even someone directly named Lu Yifa''s real name


    Lu Yifa''s microblog has been occupied by countless melon eating netizens, all laughing at and teasing him. If Lu Yifa hadn''t been treated in the hospital and didn''t have time to read these online news, he might have been angry and spit blood. The energy of netizens can really spit blood out!


    The guy in front... Why are you so ugly: ha ha, ha ha, it''s killing me. Lu Yifa, you lose your color. Are you finally rewarded? I peed my pants, and my legs were corroded and festered. I just want to ask you a question? Is your urine still hydrochloric acid? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......


    Taoist priest Canyun: Well, I''m glad to find your name, benefactor Lu Yifa. I''ve figured it out. Benefactor Lu Yifa, you''ll have a daughter in the future. She has a strong body, strong muscles and a curly beard. She''s a strange woman! So I decided to name her Lu chuxue!


    Kabala tree: Taoist Canyun is very knowledgeable! Lu Yifa, did you hear that? Taoist priest Canyun personally named your daughter Lu chuxue. What a beautiful artistic conception. You must not live up to Taoist priest''s kindness.


    Biqiyang: there''s nothing to say. I just came to see Lu Yifa''s excitement and jokes. Ha ha ha... Laugh three times first to show my happiness. Lu Yifa, you also have today. When you stepped on our XX to hype up, I was waiting for today. Fortunately, heaven goes with people''s wishes, making you today''s big joke!


    Only xiumo: come on, don''t miss it. Let''s have a look. The guy in front of us is called Lu Yifa. He is an extremely mean villain. Then... He peed his pants and his legs were rotten. He has become the biggest joke this year. Wow ha ha ha, does he feel very relieved and really want to sing a song!


    Laurie dipped in sweet sauce: Once upon a time, there was a man named Lu Yifa who loved hype and did everything. He racked his brains in order to be famous and superior, but he couldn''t do it. Then today, I decided to help him and send him to the hot search page and headlines. Lu Yifa, done it and go! Let''s push him up together!


    Wuling Hongguang on Qiuming mountain: hahaha, I love it. Although I didn''t know who Lu Yifa was before, I don''t have to think about it. I don''t want to ask more about his black history. Just two words, my top! Send you to the hot search version!


    Pure white light: Lu Yifa, sit still and fasten your seat belt. I''ll give you some strength. Go and get on the throne of hot search headlines!


    Sing a long sigh and repeat the long song: top!


    ........


    Looking at these lively comments, we can see how annoying Lu Yifa is. It''s not who asked the navy to deliberately blackmail him. It''s purely an activity spontaneously carried out by some netizens who hate Lu Yifa. This guy has harmed many people with the hype of holding high and trampling low over the years. There are cartoonists and some stars, Even some people who can''t fight with him, as long as they are a little famous, he wants to get together. It can be imagined how many people he has offended.


    Not to mention the fans of the star cartoonists who have been harmed by him, even the stars themselves have reprinted this "shocking" news about Lu Yifa. In just one hour, this news has successfully appeared on the hot search page and firmly occupied the headlines!


    If you change the situation and the news, Lu FA will probably wake up with a smile when he falls asleep. He has hyped for so many years and tried his best. He has never achieved such good results. Now he can make the headlines without doing anything. This is a dream treatment he dared not even think about before.


    But unfortunately, his news is not good content, but the content of making a fool of himself... It''s really a matter of the world.


    At the same time, a news company that produced the news shocked the Department.


    "Xiao Wang, the news about your knife today has received a warm response from the public. It has made the headlines. It is good for the popularity of our company, so the Minister decided to reward you with a month''s salary!


    In addition, the minister also said that since the audience''s response is so enthusiastic, we might as well make persistent efforts to continue to track and report this news and drive everyone''s enthusiasm out. Therefore, I hope Xiao Wang, you can continue to track and report in the hospital where Lu Yifa, the former party, is located. As long as you do well, don''t mention the salary in January, and the year-end bonus will be given to you in advance! "


    "Yes! Editor in chief, I will certainly live up to the expectations of the company. I will definitely dig out all the heat of this news. Just relax and wait for my good news! I''ll go!"


    Stimulated by the year-end bonus, the reporter called Xiao Wang showed great enthusiasm. He patted his chest on the spot to ensure that he would do his best, and then set off for the hospital immediately. These days, a hot news appeared, which would attract reporters from other companies'' newspapers in a moment, so he had to hurry, Protect your ''fruits of victory''.


    In the hospital on the other side, a nurse''s little sister was frowning, cut Lu Yifa''s pants with scissors, and then gently tore open the cloth strip that had adhered to the ulcerated skin. The nurse''s little sister''s action was light enough, but Lu Yifa still howled like killing a pig.


    He whined miserably and complained, "nurse, can you move gently? It hurts! How can you become a nurse with this professional level!"


    The little sister of the nurse glanced in disgust and didn''t say much, but she was in her stomach. "You guy, I''ve treated you with medicine with your urine smell. You''re still complaining and losing your temper with me. You really don''t know good or bad!"


    With this in mind, the nurse''s strength on her hand was deliberately increased. With a "Shua", she directly tore off the cloth adhered to Lu Yifa''s leg. Small pieces of skin tissue and meat particles were also bonded to the cloth. It looked disgusting, and the ulcerated skin also exuded bright red blood.


    The nurse''s little sister''s rude action hurt Lu as soon as she made a hair. It was crying, "Ow! What are you doing? Do you want to hurt me? Believe it or not, I''ll complain to you!"


    "You''re a big man. It''s a shame that you scream at such a little pain! Besides, you can''t stand the pain? Then I''ll just give you a pleasure directly. Long pain is better than short pain. I''m doing it for you." the little sister of the nurse said faintly.


    Lu Yifa took a smoke from the corner of his mouth. "Forget it, give me medicine quickly. I just made an appointment with a master. Now the calculation time is coming, so I won''t care about you."


    After the terrible scene last night, Lu Yifa still has a lingering fear. It can be said that he was lucky and was stunned directly. He was not scared crazy. Therefore, when he woke up, the first thing he did was to call a "famous" and "powerful" master in mordu and ask the master to help him ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters.