"Uh huh..." the master still has a gentle and elegant smile on his face. He sincerely listens to Lu Yifa''s'' nonsense '', nods from time to time, and tells the Buddha that he really believes what he said..... It''s strange! Listen to what this guy is saying? Female ghost in red, evil spirits harm people. You think this is a ghost story, right?!


    Should it be said that he is a cartoonist who lives by conceiving stories? This brain hole and imagination are really great. He can make up stories and daydreams so brilliantly and rigorously, and has strong expression and rendering ability. With Lu Yifa''s narration, the master even has an immersive feeling, as if he really vaguely saw a ghost in red crawling out of the TV


    "Master, master?"


    The master who was immersed in the fantasy in his mind was patted on his shoulder by Lu Yifa. He was shocked in an instant and almost didn''t shout out directly. As soon as he opened his mouth, he suddenly woke up. His current identity is a master with "high mana". How can he be frightened out of shape by his fantasies?


    Fortunately, fortunately, I responded in time. Otherwise, I can''t keep my image as a master, "cough, Master Lu, I''m generally clear about your situation. The difficulty you''ve encountered recently is that your house is restless - there are dirty things running into your house, so you can''t go home now. You want to ask me to do it and return your house clean?"


    Lu nodded in a hurry, "Yes, yes, that''s it. Please help me. I just want to think that there is such a ''existence'' at home. Where can I dare to go back? So please help me. As long as you can help me solve this big trouble and the problem of remuneration, I will give you a satisfactory answer!"


    The master nodded with a smile and looked like a breeze, as if he didn''t pay attention to the money and dirt promised by Lu Yifa at all, but in fact, the master couldn''t care more about this problem.


    Master Lu Yifa''s promise is not satisfactory to me. What is the satisfactory answer? Even I don''t know, how can you know? I''m afraid the so-called satisfactory answer is your own satisfactory answer? I''m afraid the satisfactory answer won''t satisfy me, too?


    After all, apart from some special situations and special people, 99.99% of people all over the world like money. They will be happy when they make money. If they lose money, I''m afraid they won''t be in a good mood at that time. No one is willing to spend more money, right? So what the master wants is not to satisfy Lu Yifa, but to satisfy himself Is the best, and the satisfaction of vested interests can not be accurately positioned with the amount, because they will always hope that the more the better!


    The master''s mind suddenly changed. He was thinking about how to make Lu Yifa offer more "incense money", and then he suddenly found something. Today he came to him as a pilgrim (fat sheep) , they all have a common feature. They asked him to ward off evil spirits and settle in the house, and they all said they met dirty things... The master suddenly had a wonderful idea.


    The master said, "Lu Jushi, I suddenly remembered something. I need to ask several other Jushi to confirm the situation, so please excuse me for the time being."


    Lu Yifa now asked for help. He pointed to the master to solve the disaster for him. Naturally, he would not object to anything. "Ha ha, please, master. The master''s business is the most important. It''s OK for me to wait a minute."


    The master smiled and nodded, then got up, walked out of the ward, walked all the way to the staircase in the hospital corridor, took out his mobile phone and made several calls in a row.


    On today''s day, the master received three lists, all of which were haunted. Although the descriptions in the words of several other people except Kailu Yifa were unclear and the foreword did not match the later words, they all had one thing in common, that is, the ghost in red. Originally, the master regarded all this as a malicious joke of these guys coming to amuse him , I was a little angry. For example, the guy who contacted him first was directly scolded by the master as "Niang xipi", then hung up the phone and put the man''s mobile phone number on the blacklist.


    Finally, the man continued to change numbers. He called the master more than ten times in a row. The master was so annoyed that he finally met him. He was ready to meet the severe fantasy patient face to face, and then slapped him hard to let him know that the profession of "master" is not like those brain crippled Telecom fraudsters of


    Then, under the attack of the man''s 1000 ocean deposit, the master forgave him. Although he didn''t believe that there were ghosts in the world, he thought it was just that the guy thought too much and had fantasies, so what?


    Even if that guy is really idle and bored, it doesn''t matter if he specially makes this one out to entertain and relieve the boredom. Anyway, as long as he has the money, he can take the magic tools and props and go to his house for a process. When people feel comfortable and comfortable, he can get paid. Why not.


    But now, the master suddenly found that things didn''t seem as simple as he thought, because apart from the first severe fantasy patient, he met three other pilgrims in the same situation. In this way, it''s worth pondering. I''m afraid these guys have offended someone.


    Up to now, the master still doesn''t believe that there will be supernatural beings such as ghosts in the world. In his opinion, the strange situation encountered by Lu Yifa and others may actually be just a carefully prepared prank revenge. As for the so-called "ghost in red", it may just be played on purpose.


    As for what is crawling out of the TV, it is likely that Lu Yifa''s people were stunned at that time, so they made up their minds subconsciously. Besides, the current technology is so developed, a special hallucinogen, or some high-tech projection equipment, or simply an all-around VR video, as long as there is enough preparation, Still can make such an effect.


    Of course, the master won''t tell Lu Yifa these things to them. After all, it doesn''t accord with his identity. He is a master, but he tells others that science is the funniest thing. Moreover, those guys must not believe it. After all, human beings sometimes only believe themselves, even if others tell the truth, They still won''t pay attention.


    Besides, the master hasn''t had any business for more than a month. Now it''s not easy to wait until Lu Yifa and their big business. How can he ruin this business by himself? He also wants to eat. Don''t look at their business in the bridge of movies and TV dramas. They mix so well one by one and catch someone at random, As much as you can get.


    But in fact, it''s just a story after artistic processing. Maybe in ancient times, when people still believed in the theory of ghosts and gods, their masters really lived a good life, but in today''s modern society... They can only say two words, ha ha.


    Apart from those ancient Taoist traditions that have been handed down for thousands of years and have real skills, such as Wudang Mountain and other well-known traditions, other people in their industry really didn''t do well in those days. Moreover, there are so many swindlers these days, and people begin to believe in science, so it''s really not easy for them to do this business.


    As for the master himself, he also has a real heritage. He has studied with the master since childhood, but now he is a little better than those half bottles of vinegar "half immortals" in the street stall. Sometimes he thinks that if he studied hard at the beginning, maybe Tsinghua and Peking University would not be a dream.


    After all, the Taoist classics he learned from childhood are no less difficult than the teaching of the courses in the school. They are more obscure and difficult to understand. If you don''t believe it, find a deeper Taoist collection and show it to those college students to see how much they can understand?


    In short, I said so much to lead to one thing, that is, the master''s business is not good, so I finally met Lu Yifa and their big pilgrims (big fat sheep). Of course, he had to make a good plan. This time, he was ready to open for three years.


    So the master had an idea


    "Lu Jushi, I have some news about what you said, but this is not a place to talk about things, so the Jushi might as well go back to the store with me and we''ll talk about it in detail."


    As soon as Lu couldn''t help it, he followed the master back to his store. When he arrived, he found that there were already several people waiting in the master''s store, and if he looked closely, they were all people he knew, all cartoonists in their comic circle.


    "Master?" people in the same industry circle know each other even if they don''t have any friendship. Now they suddenly gather in this store. Their surprise can be imagined, so they look at the master and wait for his explanation.


    "Hehe, please don''t be impatient and listen to me first." the master said with a smile, "you may be a little strange. The reason why I call you together is actually very simple. That''s because - the things you ask me are actually the same thing."


    ...........


    The master said the matter briefly. Lu Yifa and they found that it was not just themselves, but others also encountered the same situation as themselves, which was a little scary.


    The master was very satisfied with their expression and panic, because only in this way could he exaggerate things and ask for higher pay and incense money.