《Lasershark of The Laserocean》


 The Digits Whisper

    In the sea made of lasers there swam a shark also made of lasers. But the lasers which formed the shark "Sharklasers" were different from the "Sealasers", they were slightly darker. That made all the difference.


    A little digital bunny couldn''t make out the difference though, even with his binary life on the line. His ones and zeros trembled as he frantically tried to hop away from the practically invisible danger. But it couldn''t last him long, the lasershark was on his tail.


    The lasershark leapt throug the lasers with its jaws wide open, ready to devour the helpless creature. The bunny was caught between the bright glowing teeth. Its numbers then were violently crushed and crunched by the lasersharp teeth.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.


    Yet even when crushed the numbers didn''t lose their meaning . The lasershark ingested the information with its informationingesting tongue 3000. It then ran the information through the format converting program as to make it understandable for the lasersharks bRAINos 907.


    Half the information was lost and discarded during the process. From what remained the lasershark understood only that the digital bunny it has eaten was an e-mail which got disconnected ftom its swarmNET.


    But more importantly the lasershark understood where it will go next...

 Ch1: Update your guts

    The lasershark might have known there it was going to go but alas Sharkosoft? had other plans. They viciously released an update for Realsharktek Semiundersea Corp.''s hardware.


    Declining the update was out of the question since there was no button to decline anywhere in lasershark sight. It was probably possible if the lasershark was willing to dwell into itself and acess its inner menu. In hindsight, not doing that and just accepting the update was a radical mistake.


    While updating the lasershark had to hibernate on the floor of the lasersea. That had made it vulnerable to all other creatures roaming the place particularly cyberdolphins those mechanically and genetically augmented rapist and serial killers. They were the real terror of the lasersea.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement.


    It was the cyberdolphins who made it impossible far anyone to fish in the lasersea. Even fishermanariads "The fisher aliens from the deep space" didn''t want to get in trouble with them and left the lasersea alone under the terror of its own mammalian monsters.


    Luckily, the lasershark was not spotted by any af many cyberdolpins raids and was not raped into submission in its hebirnation.


    But during the update installation it turned out that the lasershark didn''t have enough memory space. The lasershark wanted to abort the installation immediately but the update didn''t want to die without serving its duty. The update overpowered all of the lasershark''s mental defences and hacked into its bRAINos. It then deleted all the cache in the lasershark''s system effectively making it into an amnesiac.


    Like that the lasershark forgot where it was going to go but it sure as hell understood who it is going to kill next...

 Ch2: Know your fins

    It was late spring now, the time when the lasercurrents start to pick up. It was also the time for lasersharks to find a partner to settle down with for the usually rough summer months.


    This particullar lasershark couldn''t care about such things though. On its overloded brain were only rage and regrets. Rage for theSharkosoft?, the bastards had overwrote its memories making it forget everething, everething but regrets. Regrets of being so stupid, regrets of not checking the update''s weight, regrets of even accepting the blasted update in the first place, regrets of losing its memories...


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    If not for the update, not for theSharkosoft? the lasershark could''ve lived happily, like it always lived. It would''ve found a partner and then they would''ve made a nest close to a laserturbine and had little teethy lasershark babies and they would name them Lilie and Cherr and they would all play together and hunt those tasty energical jellyfish... But what once was future just a couple months short of turning into reality was broken, shattered beyond repair, turned into a dream not meant to happen.The lasershark knew to much for that to ever happen, to ever enjoy it.


    They made it forget but yet it knew too much... huh...


    Knew to much for its own good, for their good, for anyones good. The lasershark would not stop at anything to get to them, to do to them what they had done to it. Even at this summer''s lasercurrents which the lasershark felt with all its lasercore were forming up to be the strongest and wildest lasercurrents to ever graze the lasersea and maybe even all of cosmos.