Introduction: An occasionally updated foray into fantastical comedy, chronicling  the trials and tribulations of a Guild Adventurer mistaken for a Necromancer by a mad Knight because of a "mostly, not all dead" Bard. Now he''s on the run for the next 7 years until his  "Accidental Necromancer" class title falls off the Necromancer List. Or until he''s killed, whichever comes first....