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    I love fighting, remember? This is my dream life.


    No laughing until the fixer’s wand has had a chance to do its work,


    Would now be a good time for an update?


    Would you like a joke instead?


    Sure, Yabban. And I promise I’ll find time to work on unlocking the rest of those novice moves you’ve been bugging me about.


    Me? Bugging you? What do you call a bug that gobbles up trash?


    Um, every bug?


    Nope. A litter bug.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site.


    Don’t forget the real reason to unlock the rest of your novice moves.


    Oh, I haven’t. I can use the attribute point I earn to upgrade your autonomy feature. That’s just what I want, a trainer in my head who can think and speak for herself whenever she wants.


    I’m glad you think so.


    That was sarcasm, Yabban. Add that to your emotion database.


    So you don’t want me to think and speak for myself?


    I do, Yabban. I’m just in a foul mood right now. Forgive me.


    How rude!