<h4>Chapter 363 – Misunderstandings Are Terrifying</h4>


    p.


    A loud p.


    The ss leader pulled out the bikini I identally left in the bag and pped it on my face.


    The ss leader left the bag under the tree and walked away without looking back.


    “You can ask whoever likes wearing those shameful clothes to help fix your uniform.”


    Ah, shit... it’s all because of Xiao Qin, I forgot that was in there.


    I thought the ss leader was talking about the coupons, so I said too much and made her misunderstand I really wanted to give her a bikini.


    I even told her to wear it together with her brother and show it to me.


    An awful misunderstanding. Even though the bikini is actually for your brother, but he would never help me fix my uniform!


    It looks like my reputation with the ss leader dropped again. Why is it so hard to raise my reputation in the one ce where I actually want to increase it?


    In any case, keeping a bikini is like a hot potato. I should hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.


    The worst part was that the break was almost over. During biology ss, Xiao Qin began telling me a joke.


    “Ye Lin ssmate, I’ve been collecting a lot of source materials to draw manga and some of them have some pretty good jokes.”


    “I could tell you one that’s really funny, but make sure to notugh out loud in ss.”


    She began to speak without caring if I even wanted to hear it:


    “A hunter went hunting in a forest and suddenly saw a ck bear.”


    “He raised his gun and fired a shot at the bear, but he missed and got caught by the bear.”


    Xiao Qin already beganughing while clutching her belly after she only said two lines.


    “Hahaha... then the bear said: I’ll give you two choices. One, get eaten by me or two, give me a blow job.” (TN: In Chinese, the literal line says blow a trumpet, which is ng for blow job)


    “The hunter thought: It’s good as long as he could stay alive, so he gave the bear a blow job...”


    What’s up with this dirty joke, please stop saying anymore. Don’t you have any principles?


    The rest of the joke was basically talking about how every time the hunter brought more firepower to take down the bear, he would get caught and made to give the bear a blow job. Finally, the bear asked in bewilderment:


    “Do youe to hunt or to give blow jobs?”


    Xiao Qin keptughing non-stop after telling me the joke. She would have been admonished by the teacher if she didn’t hide behind a textbook.


    I had a serious face and didn’t know what was so funny.


    “Haha... why aren’t youughing? It’s so funny...”


    “How is it funny?”


    “It’s funny... because... the hunter goes hunting, but why does he carry a trumpet with him everywhere? The bear knows how to talk and is even a music lover... what a nonsensical joke.”


    Damn, so after all that time, you still don’t know what they mean when they say blowing a trumpet? I thought your head was already filled with erotic thoughts after spending so much time with Chen YingRan.


    After ss, Xiao Qin also told the joke to the ss leader. The ss leader quickly covered her mouth halfway through the joke, then she looked at me angrily as if I was the one who taught it to her.


    It seems like Xiao Qin exists purely to distract me so I would make mistakes. I can’t forget to hand over the bikini this time.


    I called Shu Zhe out next to the school garden. He took the bikini while grumbling about how I cost him money.


    “Stop bbering.” I said, “Make sure your sister doesn’t see this underwear or we’re both dead meat.”


    Shu Zhe was baffled: “I can’t show any of the underwear to my sister.”


    It’s not the same for this pair. If the ss leader sees a different pair, I could still push it off as Shu Zhe’s hobby, but if the ss leader sees the bikini, she would immediately know I was the one who gave it to Shu Zhe!


    The sister didn’t ept it, so I gave it to her brother. The ss leader would definitely think I’m a massive pervert and blow my brains out.


    After I finished the underwear business, I remembered about the balloon business rmended by Uncle Fireball.


    I’ve already bought the balloons and lipstick, so the only thing missing is Shu Zhe.


    I wanted Shu Zhe to go to my house to blow balloons, but wasn’t sure how to split the money. I haven’t thought it through fully yet so I hesitated a bit.


    At this time, Loud Mouth came near us and said:


    “You guys have a pretty good rtionship, I’ve seen you guys together a lottely.”


    Shu Zhe immediately began entering his kiss ass mode:


    “Oh it’s sis Yu Hong, it seems you lost some weight.”


    Loud Mouth didn’t take his ttery seriously and left with augh.


    I thought inside: You talk to her so affectionately, but you still call her Loud Mouth behind her back.


    I originally wanted to say: “Come to my house after school to blow balloons”, but because Loud Mouth came by, plus Xiao Qin’s joke from earlier, I identally said:


    “Come to my house after school to give me a blow job.”


    Shu Zhe was shocked and terrified and almost swallowed his chewing gum.


    “Ye, bro Ye Lin, what did you say?”


    The sun was shining especially bright and I was kind of dizzy, so I didn’t even realize I misspoke.


    “Giving me a blow job, don’t you need the money?”


    “Even if you pay me...”


    “It’s a surprise that you aren’t willing...” I raised my eyebrow, “I thought you were already used to working for me.”


    “Do all your employees... have to do it?”


    “Is it that hard? Even elementary school students can do it.”


    Shu Zhe began to tremble.


    “How do you know they can do it.... did you... make them do it?”


    “I’ve seen them do it before.” I said confidently, “But they weren’t blowing it for me, they were just blowing it for fun among themselves.”


    “Blowing it for fun?” Shu Zhe felt he was already out of touch with the current younger generation. He wanted to run, but I held him down by the shoulders since it was disrespectful to leave before his boss finished speaking.


    “Bro Ye Lin, let me go. I won’t do it, no matter what.”


    “Why not, isn’t it really simple?”


    “It’s not simple and it’s way too perverted.”


    “Do you have the right to say it’s perverted when you wear a bikini to school? I’ll give you ￥50 for blowing once, so it’s easy money.”


    “What, only ￥50?”


    I can’t believe he thinks ￥50 is too less for blowing a balloon...


    “Oh right, you only get ￥50 if you put on lipstick, otherwise it’s only ￥20...”


    “￥20? Are you looking down on me?”


    “Well, you need to leave a lip print to get ￥50.”


    “You want me to leave lip prints on that...?”


    Shu Zhe tried his best to break free of my grip, but to no avail.


    “I’m not going. I won’t do it even if I die.”


    “Huh, do you have any negative feelings towards my house? Then, we could find a ce with no one around and you can secretly blow it for me.”


    “At... school?” Shu Zhe’s panicked expression looks as if he just escaped from the sinking Titanic.


    Shu Zhe was on the verge of tears after he realized he couldn’t escape from my grasps.


    “Bro Ye Lin, please forgive me... you should let my sister do that kind of stuff for you...”


    I snorted, “How? There’s no way she would agree.”


    “Yea... normally it would be impossible, that’s why you have to build up a rtionship with her first...”


    Huh, why would we build a rtionship to blow a balloon?


    “And never mention this in front of her. And you have to listen to my sister and think of her first...”


    It’s only blowing a balloon, why does it have to be soplicated?


    “Then when my sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks what you want to eat or what you want, you would pretend to be troubled and wait for her to talk with you...”


    Damn, that’splicated. Is this umted from your years of experience from dealing with your sister?


    “Then at this time, you should abashedly say that your friend’s girlfriends all blow it for them...”


    Ah, my friends are mostly from the basketball team. Do their families all run adult goods stores?


    “My sister would be upset after you tell her, but don’t argue with her. You have to me yourself and call yourself a pervert. Then you call your friends all perverts and say you have to stop being friends with them.”


    “Other than ming yourself, you have to show my sister your devotion. You have to say you were weak and fell prey to the temptations of society...”


    “It might not be a 100% sess rate, but as long as you invoke her motherly instincts, it would be possible...”


    What would be possible? Why would blowing a balloon be more annoying than getting a wife? I could blow it myself, but I don’t want to lie to the customers.


    “Hey, you’re making me confused. The customers won’t be happy if it’s not you blowing it.”


    “Customers?” Shu Zhe widened his eyes, “You want me to blow customers for only ￥50?”


    “There’s no way I would agree. Cntro Buns said he would give me ￥4000 to go to a hotel with him, but I refused.”


    No shit, you’re a trap, so you would get revealed.


    “Bro Ye Lin, you’re awful...”


    Shu Zhe began to sob for some reason.


    “Hey, what’s going on? Do you have to be that sad for blowing a balloon?”


    “Blowing a balloon, didn’t you say a blow job?”


    “Huh, did I say blow job?”


    “Is it a real balloon or is it ng for something else?”


    “Of course, it’s a real balloon...”


    “Ye Lin, you pissed me off.”


    Shu Zhe hit my chest as hard as he could and ran off.


    Ah, it doesn’t hurt at all. But why is nothing going my way today...?