<h4>Chapter 457 – Cleaning Leftovers</h4>
Book... a room? Stop provoking me with those dangerous words. Did you want to use a safer ce to offer your body sincest time we were almost caught in the act by Auntie Ren?
I really do meet the requirements of booking a hotel room with Wu Sheng’s ID.
Booking a hotel room isn’t really a big deal since I did it before with five other members of the basketball team.
Don’t misunderstand, we weren’t doing gay shit. We were watching a live broadcast of an NBA game and thought the more the merrier.
But if I go book a room with Xiao Qin with this ID, then we’re definitely not going to watch an NBA game. Rather, the NBA yers would be the ones eager to look into our room.
No. No, my father didn’t raise a son who would book a hotel room with a female childhood friend at 14 years old.
Wu Sheng already said I can use the ID to do whatever makes me happy. It might be happy booking a room, but don’t celebrate too soon because Auntie Ren would kill me if she finds out.
So for the sake of my life, I severely criticized Xiao Qin. At the same time, I put Wu Sheng’s ID away in my wallet, to prevent it from getting lost and being used by bad guys.
“But... Ye Lin ssmate now has an ID. If I don’t book a room with you as your girlfriend, what happens if you go book a room with someone else.”
Iughed and said: “Where’s the rule that states you have to book a room with someone because you have an ID? China has nuclear weapons, but they still dered the no first use policy. Also, other than you, which other brainless girl is willing to book a room with me?”
Xiao Qin pouted: “The ss leader might.”
“There’s only a 0.000001% chance of that happening. The ss leader values her body unlike someone like you who has no integrity and would take off her clothes in a heartbeat.”
“Anyway... Ye Lin ssmate has to promise me if you have an urge to open the room, you have to contact me first! If you go to the ss leader, I, I’ll die in front of you.”
“Fine fine.” I appeased Xiao Qin, “Alright, then I’ll be like the Chinese government and promise I won’t be the first one to invite the ss leader to book a room together. Is that okay?”
“No, that’s not enough.” Xiao Qin persisted, “You can only book a room together with me with your ID.”
Xiao Qin slowly became more forceful and confident ever since I introduced her as my girlfriend to He Ling and Wu Sheng.
I can’t be too softhearted and let her take control of the rtionship. I don’t care if I stay as Xiao Qin’s boyfriend or end up as her sibling, but I can’t lose my dignity as a man.
Thus I pretended to be mad and berated her:
“Why are you being so annoying. You should be focused on studying at your age. Aren’t you embarrassed always mentioning booking a room together? I have the right to book a room with whoever I want to watch NBA games...”
I wasn’t sure if she was scared by me, but Xiao Qin stared straight at me and didn’t say anything.
That’s better. If you want to be my girlfriend, you have to at least respect me. If I listened to her for everything, then it would be the same as the past when I was dominated by the Little Tyrant.
So I continued to preach to her delightedly:
“A girl shouldn’t keep talking about booking a room together. Even if that dayes, I’ll be the first one to mention it.”
Xiao Qin still didn’t say anything, but her shoulders began to tremble.
Huh, is she scared of me? I never thought I would be so imposing in front of her, it makes me feel sessful. All the men who are afraid of their wives should use a carving of me as an emblem to resist against female tyranny.
Xiao Qin suddenly turned her body as if she wanted to hide from something.
Then I suddenly flew forward like an artillery shell and brushed past Xiao Qin.
“Ouch!” I fell hard on the ground. When I turned around to look I realized Auntie Ren was behind. I was sent flying because Auntie Ren kicked me on the back.
Auntie Ren looked furious, “What are you saying to my daughter? You’re actually saying you want to book a room at such a young age, do you want to die? Do you even have an ID to book a room?”
I actually did have an ID, but Auntie Ren would get even more upset, so I didn’t say anything.
Auntie Ren grabbed Xiao Qin’s hand and was going to take her away.
“I spent a lot of effort to bring you to the set, but he still followed you. Come with me, you’re going to sit on the assistant seat and watch me work.”
Xiao Qin couldn’t resist her mom, she could only look at me who was pretending to be dead and lying on the ground and say: “Then see you tomorrow at school”, then she left with her mother with her head lowered.
I only got up off the floor five minutester. I also scared away a thief who thought I had fainted from heatstroke and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to steal my wallet. I red at him and he ran and crashed into the arms of a security guard of the film city. He inevitably received a hit with a baton and was taken away for questioning.
I touched my burning back and was d Auntie Ren held back. I would have already kicked the bucket if she used all her strength.
I was nning on having lunch with Xiao Qin, so now I felt a bit lonely.
Although I had an ess card for the set of the Magic Cauldron and could eat at the cafeteria, I would get scolded again if I bumped into Auntie Ren, so I should find another ce to eat.
I suddenly remembered I could try to mooch some food from Ai Mi’s ce. The French chef’s cooking can put you into a good mood for the rest of the day.
As I got closer to the RV, I noticed Peng TouSi had alreadye back along with Obama. The bodyguards were all holding lunch boxes while standing around Obama and joking around.
Obama was locked in a cage with the sign ‘In a diet, please do not feed.’ still hung around his neck. It seems it was so he wouldn’t go in and disturb Ai Mi who was currently eating in the RV.
In order for Obama to sessfully lose weight, the bodyguards weren’t allowed to feed their lunch to Obama, and they also surrounded him while holding their lunch.
The plump Obama gloomily bit onto one of the bars on the cage. He tried to stick his face through the bars and had a look of protest.
As I walked over, it was like he saw a savior and he said:
“Since I shared my master’s underwear with you, you should save me from these earthlings.”
Of course, that was all my imagination, the actual wording he used was “Woof, woof woof, woof woof woof”.
I petted Obama’s head, told him to stop fantasizing and just watch the others eat.
It turns out I came at a bad time. Ai Mi only ate a bit for lunch and was taking a shower. It was a bit awkward because I came to mooch food, but the owner was already done eating.
It was good Peng TouSi was here since he knew I was here for food when he first saw me, so he asked the French chef to prepare lunch for me.
I saw there was still leftover food Ai Mi didn’t finish sitting on the table. It was cinnamon toast, French onion soup, Omelet Lorraine, and baked scallops. It was overly sumptuous, she had tasted every dish, but there was over 95% of the food left.
I was taught by my dad not to waste food, so I sat down at the table. I told Peng TouSi to not bother the chef and I was fine with Ai Mi’s leftovers.
Peng TouSi lived in the slums as a child, so he didn’t want to waste food either and he appreciated my choice.
“Lin, you’re someone who’s willing to think of others.”
He might have beenplimenting me, but it sounded weird when he said said it. I don’t want to be considered a gentle person by a homo! You should be satisfied with god and stop making ns to attack me.
I then loosened my belly and finished all of the cinnamon toast, French onion soup, Omelet Lorraine, and baked scallops.
I was a bit too full, but I don’t regret it even if I died from eating too much gourmet food.
In order to save the most resources, I didn’t even get a new pair of utensils. Ai Mi had just finished her shower, and she saw me licking off the remains of the omelette off the utensils when she came out.
Ai Mi instantly realized I was eating her scraps and even used her utensils.
She covered her mouth and snickered, “It makes sense your the lowest level manservant since you even finish your master’s scraps. Do you feel pleasure licking my used fork?”
Pleasure my ass, I just didn’t want to waste any food. Look at the French chef who’s crying tears of joy when he saw how much I enjoyed his food.
“Did you leave the violent girl? I thought you guys would eat together.”
I was nning on eating lunch with Xiao Qin, but Auntie Ren was pissed when she heard I wanted to ‘book a room with Xiao Qin’ and she’s not letting me go close to her.
It seems Ai Mi felt that since I didn’t eat with Xiao Qin and would rathere back to eat her leftovers, was a sign of loyalty and deserved amendation.
“Manservant, seeing as how you’re so proactive with your behavior, I’ll let you off the hook for making me use watermelon frost.”
It’s clear your ulcer got better after you used the watermelon frost since your speech is much clearer. I can’t believe you treated watermelon frost as poison, hurry up and apologize to it!
Ai Mi said the shooting went really well today, so she didn’t have any work in the afternoon and was nning on heading back to the VIP building in Qing Zi Academy to sleep.
It was quite sad that a 12 year old girl only had half a day of rest a week, and sometimes she had to use that time to make up for missed sses.
“Manservant, you shoulde back with me. Winnie also came to the VIP building this morning, so you can meet her if youe back with me.”
“Huh, did Winnie go to your ce in the morning? Then why didn’t shee here to watch you act?”
“I wanted to invite her, but when she found our there was a single room basement in the VIP building, she proposed to make her stand inside as a punishment. I had no idea what she was thinking...”