<h4>Chapter 563: Group Inspection</h4>
“Sis, don’t listen to his nonsense.”
Shu Zhe suddenly wailed out from outside the door.
He must have heard me shake the ss leader awake and feared I would push all the me onto him.
Shu Zhe, who couldn’t enter, pounded on the door.
“Um… sis, I was forced, I really was forced. Bro Ye Lin said that if I didn’t cross dress to help him make money, he would break my legs, and also… vite my ass.”
The ss leader raised an eyebrow when she heard her brother say ass and sent a questioning gaze over towards me.
However, the soft cat ears on top of her head was still wiggling around.
Shu Zhe continued to embellish the story: “Sis, bro Ye Lin also forced me to feed you sleeping pills and was nning on viting you after you fell asleep! Look, that’s why I’m locked outside! It’s a good thing I intentionally reduced the dosage so you would wake up earlier.”
Damn, Shu Zhe, your lying abilities are already on par with Xiao Qin’s, but it’s a hundred times more malicious!
The ss leader, who was original puzzled why she suddenly fell asleep, suddenly came to a realization and immediately felt her underwearcing through the clothes. Only after she found that there were no signs of being vited, did she feel slightly relieved.
What, just like how you have a special way to tie your shoces when you’re riding a bicycle, do you also have a special way to tie up your underwear?
“Is what Xiao Zhe said true?”
“I…” it was impossible for Shu Zhe to carry all the me, but I had to be careful with my wording. We had to make our stories align, otherwise if Shu Zhe and I push the me on each other, the truth mighte out and the ss leader will take out both of us.
Seeing that I hesitated for a moment, the ss leader’s eyes darkened.
I don’t know if it was the after effects of sleeping pills, but the ss leader held her forehead with her hand and bit her lips tightly as if she had a headache and was suffering from an internal struggle.
“You liar.”
“Huh.”
“You lied to me when you said you would help Xiao Zhe improve his PE scores, but in the end… you wanted him to do those things, you even said… you wanted to vite his ass. How can you be perverted to such an extent?”
“Hey hey, I never said I wanted to vite Shu Zhe’s ass. That’s a false usation.”
Anxious to defend myself, I blurted out:
“Besides even if Shu Zhe looks a lot like you after he wears a wig, but he’s not you, why would I use imitation goods…”
Ah, oops, I identally spilled some of my real thoughts. It was the same as saying: “Even if I was going to vite someone’s ass, it would be yours.”
The ss leader’s entire body trembled from anger.
The cat ears also trembled along with her.
“Why…”
“Huh.”
“Why didn’t you do anything to me after I fell asleep.”
“Because it was Shu Zhe’s own idea to give you sleeping pills, it had nothing to do with me. I am a gentleman…”
The ss leader pointed to my pocket, “Then what’s this.”
The condom that Shu Zhe gave me was ced inside. The unique ring shape of a condom was revealed through the fabric.
“You brother gave it to me, I didn’t bring it here.”
Although that’s what said, I knew it wasn’t very convincing in the current situation.
Suddenly, I wondered if Shu Zhe deliberately lowered the dosage so that the ss leader would wake up early and catch me red handed to shift the responsibility.
If I think about it, I woke up the ss leader by simply shaking her with my hand. If I actually couldn’t control myself and jumped on her, she might have woken up before I could even do anything.
I would be dead if I was caught while we were both naked.
So in summary, Shu Zhe called me here to entrap me. He knew it would be difficult to threaten the ss leader even with naked pictures of her, since she wasn’t someone who could be easily threatened.
As for giving me a condom, it was done with ill intentions. Even if I didn’t use it, it would still be evidence to show I was nning on doing something.
Everything was nned to divert the ss leader’s anger and make me his scapegoat.
“ss leader, calm down.” I said, “Please think about it carefully. If I did actually lose control, when youpare the difference in our strength, I wouldn’t even need to use sleeping pills.”
The ss leader smiled coldly, “So you’re saying you can vite me with brute force right now? So why don’t youe at me?”
Eh, I didn’t expect the ss leader to say that. Her words and tone seemed to be a bit self-loathing, was it a huge blow to you to see me have a condom in my pocket?
“It’s because you don’t have the guts, right?” Seeing that I didn’t react, the corners of the ss leader’s mouth carried a hint of ridicule.
“You think that if you vite me, I will definitely call the police and you will lose more than you will gain. That’s why you settled for the next best thing and let Xiao Zhe pretend to be me… it seems you’re more calm than me, you’re able to calmlypare the amount of pleasure you can get versus the price you have to pay…”
“I’m not as calm as you… so leave.”
Wait, don’t show me the door yet.
There was a sudden knock at the front door. The ss leader swooped off the bed and intended to answer the door, but took a few steps and stopped, then turned back to me and said painfully:
“Ye Lin,e at me if you need anything, but at least let my brother go.”
I didn’t have any thoughts about your brother! It was hard enough to make Xiong YaoYue believe that I wasn’t gay, but now it was the ss leader’s turn to doubt my sexual orientation.
The ss leader opened the locked bedroom door and Shu Zhe stood outside anxiously waiting for the results. He was shocked to see his sister walk out with cat ears, but I red at him so he was able to hold back hisugh.
“Open the door, it’s the gaspany.”
A coarse male voice came from outside the front door.
I can’t help but feel apprehensive, the gaspany was amon ploy used by the government to eliminate people. Did Shu Zhe spread some anti-government rhetoric online?
Or is it that the people outside were actually here to arrest me? The fact I killed Tie Xian finally came to light, so the police car was already waiting downstairs. I’m going to be sent to prison to pick up soap before I could clear up the misunderstanding with the ss leader.
It turns out I was overthinking it. The middle-aged man who entered was an actual employee from the gaspany. He was wearing a blue work uniform and carrying a toolbox.
“I’m here to check if there’s a natural gas leak…”
The middle-aged man said routinely, but when he saw the ss leader who came to open the door, he was stunned for a long time.
The unaware ss leader was a bit baffled seeing the other man stare at her, but she didn’t take it to heart.
“The gas is over here, please change into these slippers.” The ss leader pointed in the direction of the kitchen, then took out a pair of suitable slippers from the shoe cab.
When the ss leader bent down to get the slippers, the cat ears wiggled along with her movements. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the ss leader’s head at Shu Zhe and me, who were standing in the living room.
Seeing that neither Shu Zhe nor I had any intention of exining the cat ears, the middle-aged man nodded in an unknown manner. He probably thought it was normal for a girl the ss leader’s age to be wearing cat ears and he was simply too old and out of touch with the times.
“Oh, the standard hose is used here and there are no leaks…”
It didn’t take much time for the middle-aged man to finish his inspection, except he kept unconsciously looking at the ss leader’s swaying cat ears.
“Every day before bed, I will close the main shutoff valve.” The ss leader said proudly.
“There’s no need to be that cautious…” the middle-aged man said, after having the ss leader sign a sheet, then left while turning his head back every three steps.
After sending the inspector away, the ss leader looked at Shu Zhe and me standing in the living room and began to brew with anger.
“You guys…”
After saying those two words, there was another knock on the door.
“Who is it?” The squad leader asked, a bit annoyed.
“The gaspany.”
It seemed like there was more than one person.
“Didn’t someone just check?”
“Well… he didn’t have all the tools, this time we want to do a full…”
The ss leader had no choice but to open the door for them.
Damn, six gaspany employees, all male. They all piled right in front of the ss leader’s door, afraid they weren’t able to get a look.
The middle-aged man who came before pulled out a pen-like object. He didn’t even enter and pretended to monitor something in the air.
The other five men whispered among each other while staring at the ss leader. Their main focus was on the ss leader’s cat ears.
Stop lying, what inspection? They obviously came as a group to look at the ss leader’s cat ears.
Is it that rare seeing a beautiful girl wearing cat ears? Once you guys go back to thepany, you will probably boast about seeing a beautiful girl at a certain building wearing cat ears. From then on, the amount of people whoe by the ss leader’s home for inspections will increase inexplicably.
The ss leader also felt something was wrong, but she couldn’t imagine that the problem was on top of her own head.
“Is there a problem?” The ss leader’s cat ears wiggled as she asked the middle-aged man who was “testing” with a pen-like object.
“No, no problem.” The middle-aged man replied sheepishly, then he used his back to push back his colleagues who kept squeezing forward and excused himself, “I’ll be back next month… no, next week, gas safety can’t be neglected.”
The ss leader tried to remain polite and closed the door.
After being interrupted by the gaspany, the anger that the ss leader had just gathered seemed to have dissipated. But she still red at me, looking like she was waiting for an apology.
“Sorry, please don’t be angry, I will return your fish….”
I really wanted to say that as an apology…
At this point Shu Zhe couldn’t control himself, he covered his mouth andughed, “Sis, your ears…”