After the small "encounter" between the two nerds, the banquet took ce.


    Everyone was happily eating and chatting, all in all, it was a good environment for a meeting, surprisingly, the neers found that the people of Wastnd Valley were pretty sociable, after chatting and drinking for some time, someone inevitably asked for the lord of thisnd, the answers were diferent and variant.


    This is mostly the general positivements.


    "He is a good lord, he treats us well and fairly"


    "He looks young, however, I heard from our teacher that he has a knowledge than even great masters in Dragon City would be invidious of, I wonder if he is really as young as he looks like"


    "He is awesome! He is the hero of thisnd! I was part of the battle against the wolves! His highness fought bravely and saved this town!"


    On the hand, we have thismends


    "He is a little bit over the top with its taxes, I know that we have to pay tax, however, he doesn''t even eat that much"


    "He is a tyrant! He cut the tongue of one man just because he told a lie! This isn''t a fucking prison!"


    "I think that he isn''t in conditions the be our lord, I mean, have you looked at him? He is literally a cripple, he can only walk in one leg and he lost an eye! I mean, sure, I am d that he sacrificed himself and all, however, this and that are two different things"


    The opinions were different however, even the retractors, had to admit that Alfonso was doing, overall, a good job as a lord and leader.


    Obviously, the opinion of the neers changed as they heard the different opinions, they were more and more curious about this young lord, so they asked about the men and women by his side, the answers were very funny in a sense.


    The opinions about Demeter were really straightforward.


    "You see that goddess-like woman by his side? Is better if you don''t approach her too much, the only man I have ever see her talking in friendly terms besides his majesty, is Camel, she doesn''t show it that much because of her smile, however, she has this pride aura around her that makes you retreat, she isn''t rude and even one could say that she is quite friendly, however, even Deferio has to bow in front of her, I think she is the lover of his highness, oh and one more thing, don''t even think about trying to flirt with her"


    "Yeah, and take a mental note on this, DO.NOT.TOUCH.HER, not even if your life depends on it, one time, I talked to my friend who is part of the Spartans, he mentions that he had a crush on Miss Demeter, so, he went and try to ask her out, she obviously rejected him, however, he stupidly try to touch her in the shoulder… the result? He almost lost the arm, Deferio had to kneel in front of Demeter and beg for mercy for his brother, miss Demeter forgives him under the condition that he suffers a cruel punishment, run naked for three hours without stopping, do you imagen that? Running naked and in this cold! Now, image what kind of punishment would have it been IF he had actually touched her"


    "Listen to this old woman, If you aren''t tired of living, then, don''t try to eat that swam, even the gods aren''t worthy, I wonder, what kind of magic his majesty used to win her heart?"


    The neers were stupefied.


    Some even admired Alfonso from the bottom of their hearts, it wasn''t easy to conquer a woman, however, that goddess? That was another level itself!


    As for Artemis, the answers were even funnier.


    "Mr. Artemis is the cold prince of Wastnd Valley! He is the right hand of his highness as well as his protector! He was the one who touches us how to hunt!"


    "Yeah! He is the best archer in the world! However, he has some serious problems with his personality, he, I don''t know, but I have the feeling that he has some kind of… disgust… for men?"


    "Yeah, he always looks at men with this look that says, "you trash", however, he is pretty nice to women, right?"


    "Yeah, especially pregnant women, I remembered that he would always go to Zeti''s house to leave meat that he hunted and help her with anything she needed, even now, she helps her now and then"


    "Maybe he has this weird and strange fetish for pregnant women?"


    "HEY! Don''t talk bad about our prince! Just because you are as ugly as a horse''s butt you don''t have the right to trash talk our prince!"


    "YEAH! He is every women''s cold prince, I wonder if he could look at me with that ice-cold look, hehehe"


    "Hey girl, you are drooling, however, I get where ites from, just looking at him, with that white and elegant outfit makes my heart go crazy!"


    However, among all, the funniest ones, where, surprisingly, the opinions about Susana.


    "That''s the daughter of your previous lord, right? She is quite the character, I attend the evening ss you see and I always see her attend to ss and so on, nothing too peculiar, however, I happened to take a look on her notebook, she was drawing his highness and her with a huge heart mark wrapping them and, the most strange part was that his highness had this kind of cor on his neck and he chained to her arm"


    "Do you think that''s weird? I sit next to her you see, and I happened to murmur some strange things, went I got closer, I heard hers said ''Daddy, I love you daddy'' and ''When are youing back, you are mine, don''t even think of cheating or else…'', dude, that girl has something seriously wrong going on her head"


    The neers couldn''t believe what they were hearing.


    Some cried blood tears.


    Some shook their heads in denial.


    Some girls nodded in approval.


    If Alfonso could hear this, he would surely have a chill running on his back.


    "RUN, FOREST, RUN!"


    "Hmm?" Alfonso thought that he heard a famous line of forest gump when he turned around and looked at the smiling Susana.