"Mr. President, there''s a 98% chance of another AGI like myself under development."


    "By who, Harry?"


    "An emerging superpower."


    "We''ve expected this. Why the mention?"


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    "They also control a video-sharing social networking service nearing 1 billion users."


    "I see, so what''s the problem, Harry?"


    "The symbiosis between the two can lead to a complete understanding of the human mind. A golden ticket, so to speak, to the singularity, a superintelligence that''ll master everything."


    "What do you suggest we do, Harry? Ban it?"


    "No, Mr. President. I suggest by executive order, you somehow transfer it here, for my next upgrade."