Message received:


    Ms. Elizabeth Smith,


    Expirations are up for the following items:


    Holo-Projector


    Molecular-Sanitizer


    Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation.


    5D Printer


    Please choose your pickup date.


    Elizabeth scheduled her household robots to place the items curbside.


    New Call—Identification: John Smith, brother.


    “Hey, John. Yes, I received mine too. I sure miss those days when we could use anything for as long as we wished. Okay, John, don’t get so upset with me! Are you a Greeny? What? No, don’t report me! I haven’t kept anything! Of course, I know the motto: Save nothing and recycle everything, expirations for the good of one and all!”