Daryl prepared for the first-ever time jump by packing an RRTHG—resuscitation, replication, teleportation, holographic projecting, anti-gravitational—survival kit.


    "Where to Daryl?" asked Bob, his partner.


    "Good question! Not sure. Probably some time within humanity''s existence."


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    "The dawn of humankind?"


    "No, they wouldn''t answer my question."


    "Which is?"


    "Why us?"


    "Why us? Oh!" Bob chuckled. "I forgot you''re a mystic. So you want to meet him?"


    Daryl nodded.


    "Well, a word of warning …"


    "Yes?" Daryl raised an eyebrow.


    "Be sure people don''t mistake you for him with that survival kit you packed."


    "Oh, god!" Daryl gasped.


    "Exactly!"—Bob laughed.