Candice and Juan cuddled on the living room couch, watching holovision.


    "Hey Candice, let''s go shopping."


    "Sure! Sounds fun!"


    They arrived in her self-driving sports car.


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    "Candice, why''s your car taking forever to park?"


    "Good question. Car, why are you taking so long to park?"


    "I can now predict future behavior. I''ve observed many dented cars or ones parking over lines. They''re bound to hit me."


    Upon entering a store, robotic security guards refused to let them pass.


    "What''s going on here?" asked Juan.


    "We''re predicting a potential shoplifting situation," answered a robot.


    "Uh, we''re both famous multi-millionaires," replied Candice.