they found me


    they''re outside


    i can hear them


    like even without using an invention or anything


    just with my ears


    turrets didn''t attack them fortunately


    i mean they''re set to definitely not attack humans


    because i am a human


    technically


    and i do not want turrets to attack me


    so


    let''s all just be really quiet


    they were banging on the door before


    big solid door


    lovely big door


    stopped now


    think they''re talking


    i''m using minicomputer to write thisThe narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.


    because bigcomputer has clacky keys


    v satisfying


    but also bad for giving away the fact that you are hiding


    pretending to not exist


    while you wait


    for people


    to leave


    you


    alone


    haven''t finished teleportal nuisance remover yet


    haven''t even made the cosy tea room


    okay


    nope they''re still here


    think they''re trying to get into ant prison now


    bad idea humans


    management is not responsible for injury or death resulting from unleashing captive ants


    not that i got many in there right now


    and those aren''t in good condition


    still


    hope no one gets hurt


    just want them to gooooo awaaaaay


    maybe i could creep over to lair entrance


    teleportal behind vending machines


    snuggle in down there


    wonder what it''s even like now


    haven''t been down in like


    months?


    should probably check stuff first


    like if ventilation systems donked up sometime


    i could just teleport down into some kind of like


    deathcloud


    no


    i have grown beyond tiny safe underground lair


    i live above the earth now


    are they still there


    they are still there


    still there


    still there


    still flipping there oh come ON HUMANS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE


    YOU ARE MAKING ME USE CAPITAL LETTERS


    DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE


    okay wait


    waitwaitwait


    vehicle?


    combustion engine?


    leaving?


    question marks?


    okay


    okayokay


    they''re gone


    oh thank goodness


    i mean they will be back


    humans cannot leave a thing alone


    this is a fact


    should maybe send some drones after them


    if i know where they live i can keep far away from that place


    and work on my lovely tea room teleportal device


    to avoid


    social complications


    hmm let''s see though


    eyespiders or regular drones


    regular drones probably the safer bet there


    operational limits on eyespiders pretty low


    can''t fit much battery inside an eye


    okay


    go drones


    follow those mammals


    i will be here


    doing teleports


    and


    designing tearooms