Long ago …


    Ferocious alien beasts ravaged our cities, firing lasers to vaporize, EMPs to dismantle, and abducting people on the streets.


    Our military forces couldn''t match their agility and speed.


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    But the aliens underestimated us ...


    With our tricks, we perplexed, corralled, and bashed them, toed their saucers, spun their traps, and aired trampling hordes.


    Earth scientists recruited us to capture the alien technology and kidnap them for study.


    They equipped our rippers with electric whips, EMPs, and lethal bio-bombs.


    Every session, we outmaneuvered and sabotaged alien operations.


    Victoriously, Earth defeated the invaders, thanks to our gnarly hoverboards ...