Rumors spread quickly about ‘Joe Smith’ handing out Halloween candies ‘as a daily cure for everything.’


    Doctors confirmed the candies contained non-replicable nanotechnology that prevented disease, cured cancer, healed injuries, and restored organs and limbs.


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    ‘Joe’ disappeared ...


    On Thanksgiving Day, ‘Joe’ landed in a saucer and declared, “People of Earth, I’ve come to bring you a year’s supply of the candies!”


    “What’s your price?” asked a reporter.


    “We only ask for 50% of your population as a trade.”


    “Why?” asked another reporter.


    “We’ve cured all, but we’re hungry ...”


    The people of Earth gathered annually to celebrate the feast.