A survey team of aliens landed on Earth.


    “Look, savages! Shoot them! No eyewitnesses.”


    They vaporized a hiking group without realizing that one of them had been live streaming.


    Military defenses worldwide went on high alert.


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    An alien ambassador peacefully made first contact with the UN Security Council.


    “We’ve come to harvest your planet.”


    “Is there an appeal process?” asked a member.


    “Yes, there is. You can apply for an exemption to prove your civilization’s special status.”


    “What does that entail?”


    “Simply demonstrate that everyone here has equal rights and equal opportunities and equal access to all of your resources.”