Soon after making first contact ...


    A humanoid alien held up samples of worldly religious texts.


    "I''ve come from afar seeking your help."


    Followers raised their hands in praise.


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    "All I ask is one thing in return ..."


    It displayed oddly shaped tools.


    "Help me gather resources for the needy throughout the galaxy."


    — — —


    A cloaked ship orbited Earth.


    "Sir, I''ve spotted another one."


    "Let me guess: offering a holographic paradise and secretly healing with our ubiquitous nanites?"


    "Easier than that, sir. Nanites, yes, but appealing to their deeply engrained religious beliefs."


    "All right, prepare for an arrest."