Chapter 530 Peeing on you
Ma Lu died and returned to Chiling Town. While he was counting down the seconds for his rebirth, he looked at his phone and found three unread messages.
These three private messages were all sent by the same person, thirty minutes apart. The sender was also interested in Sakura Custard.
And he was actually in the same city now, so the sender came to ask Malu if he could make a copy for him now and send it to where he lived.
Malu glanced at the person''s WeChat nickname.
The name is - Pee on You, and the profile picture is a photo of a young guy with a bright smile and a black bear.
Malu had no recollection of this name or avatar at all. He didn''t know who brought him into the group. He probably never spoke in the group.
Malu scratched his chin and asked Lao Wang, who was watching a TV show next door, "Can you do it?"
Lao Wang nodded, "The ingredients used in the Sakura custard are very simple. We have brought them with us this time, and there is no need for special kitchen utensils. You can make it in your kitchen."
Malu heard this and replied peeing on you.
—Yes, but delivery charges will be added.
I peed on you but there was no response.
Malu didn''t take it to heart, put away his phone and continued playing games. However, when the sun went down and the sky was getting dark, he received another message to pee on you.
—Sorry, boss, my phone was confiscated just now. How much is the delivery fee?
—200 star coins.
Malu was busy playing in a group at the moment and didn''t really want to go out, so he casually sent a number.
Unexpectedly, this time I received a reply that **** on you very quickly.
-Okay, then I''ll take one.
Malu peeked at the message, and when he was distracted for a moment, he was chopped in half by a vicious weaver.
The screen suddenly went black and the countdown to resurrection began. Malu simply logged off and decided to work part-time as a takeout delivery person to deliver takeaways for people who **** on you.
The main reason is that he doesn''t have to open a shop during the Chinese New Year, and he has nothing else to do, and the travel expenses alone are 200 star coins, which can be said to be very generous.
So he asked Qiu Pei to send you the address, and asked the latter if there was anything else he wanted to eat besides Sakura''s custard. Since he had to make a trip, it didn''t make much difference to bring a few dishes.
Pee on you but reply.
—No, Sakura custard is fine. I''ve already had dinner.
So the 200 SGD delivery fee is just for dessert?
Malu was surprised by the generosity of Pee You. Later, he received the address sent by Pee You. It was actually a place he was very familiar with.
City Zoo.
This does explain where the avatar peeing on you comes from.
Afterwards, Malu asked Lao Wang to make some Sakura custard and pack it up, then drove to the city zoo.
It was already past the zoo''s business hours. The originally crowded zoo had become much deserted, and the vendors setting up stalls at the entrance had also closed their stalls and gone home.
Malu parked the car and sent a message to Pee You. After a while, he saw a young man wearing blue overalls walking out.
"Boss Ma?"
"Are you peeing on me?" Ma Lu handed over the packaging box in his hand, "This is the takeout you ordered."
"I''m not peeing on you." The man said, "He asked me to pick you up." "Huh?" Ma Lu carefully looked at the staff in front of him and found that he was indeed not the same person as the WeChat avatar. He was stronger. The face shape is also different.
Malu followed the man into the zoo.
He often came to the city zoo when he was a child, but it was always during the day. This was his first time at night, and it was quite different from the daytime.
First, there are no noisy tourists, and second, there are no animals. According to the guy who came to pick him up, he rushed back to the dormitory from the exhibition area. The staff will also use this time to clean up the exhibition area.
The two passed by the Monkey Hall, Kangaroo Hall, Nocturnal Animal Hall, Liger Mountain, and finally came to Bear Mountain.
The staff member walked to an iron door with a no-tourist sign hanging on the side.
Malu hesitated for a moment and couldn''t help but said, "Is this the bear''s dormitory? I didn''t seem to see bears in the exhibition area just now. Does that mean they are in the dormitory now?"
Before the staff member could speak, the iron door in front of the two of them was pushed open from the inside.
Then a furry head poked out and looked around furtively.
"What are you doing? How many times have I told you not to run out casually, even if the park is closed. The other staff members haven''t gotten off work yet."
The black bear subconsciously shrank his neck at his roar, and then muttered, "I know, I''ll just come out and see if my takeaway has arrived."
"Uh...are you peeing on me?" Ma Lu said.
"That''s right, I just peed on you." Black Bear nodded, "Are you Boss Ma of the Universe Infinite Canteen?"
"Go in first, don''t hang around here, say anything inside." The staff member urged.
Hearing this, Heixiong stepped aside halfway, and Ma Lu walked in with the packing box, but the staff member who was responsible for leading the way did not follow him.
After a few more words with Black Bear, he went to do other things.
Black Bear had just closed the door and turned around when he saw Malu walking towards the female bear who was napping on the other side of the dormitory, making moves while walking.
"Hello, I am Ma Lu, the owner of the Universe Infinite Canteen. What is your name?"
The black bear was startled and rushed over to pull the millipede back, "Hey, brother, that''s a real bear!"
"Ah?" Malu was also startled.
Fortunately, the female bear was very sleepy at the moment and was not awakened by Malu''s self-introduction.
Then the black bear pulled Malu to the other side of the house and turned over a big stone there. The next moment the two of them came to a small room with a refrigerator, TV and sofa and game console.
"Phase switcher? I also have the same model." Malu said while looking around.
"I actually don''t know what this thing is called," Black Bear said, "I just used it when the city manager gave it to me, but once you tell me, it''s pretty easy to use."
It walked to the refrigerator and said, "What do you want to drink? I have Coke, beer and Red Bull here. If you don''t want to drink it, I can also make you a cup of honey grapefruit tea. The honey grapefruit tea I make is amazing."
"No, thank you, Coke is just fine." Ma Lu said.
Black Bear opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of Coke, but he didn''t hold it firmly the first time and let the Coke bottle fall to the ground.
It was about to get another bottle. Malu had already picked up the bottle that fell on the ground, blew on it, then pulled the easy-pull ring on it and took a drink.
The black bear was very envious, "My claws are not that useful. Although they can be used for grasping, they are not as useful as human''s, especially when I need to do fine work."
(End of chapter)