Chapter 410 Drink water if you are not happy


    ?Ma Lu walked around the town and did not meet Zhen Ye''s puppy. The latter was hunting in the wild and could not return to the city for a while.


    ??However, I saw another strange guy.


    ??If it weren''t for the ID on the other side''s head, Malu almost thought he was a new NPC in the town.


    Mainly because his appearance is a bit...difficult to evaluate.


    Because some time ago, there was a rumor circulating in the forum that turning yourself into a dog when pinching your face can unlock your hidden identity. Coupled with the presence of a role model like Zhen Ye, many players actually turned themselves into dogs at the beginning.


    ?However, they later discovered that the NPCs in the town did not treat them differently.


    ??In addition, dogs are smaller than humans and are not naturally capable of carrying heavy loads, which will make the efficiency of picking up black mud even lower, so gradually no one will pinch the dog anymore.


    Most people who have been dogs before also regret it. Fortunately, death in this game is equivalent to deleting the character.


    ?So those people left their little possessions with their friends, directly committed suicide, and were reborn as human skeletons.


    ??However, when Malu met this player whose ID was "Drink water when unhappy," he did the opposite. Instead of being a human or a dog, he turned himself into a skeleton horse.


    Milla looked at the middle of the road and drank water when he was unhappy. When he was unhappy, he drank water and looked at the millipede.


    After a moment, Malu was the first to speak, "Brother, can I ask why you made yourself look like this?"


    When he was unhappy, he drank water and scratched his hooves.


    "You''re not the first person to ask me this, and you won''t be the last. But it''s so annoying. It''s too troublesome to answer each one one by one. Otherwise, I''d better post a post on the forum and answer all the questions clearly at once."


    “But there will still be people who don’t read the post asking you.” Ma Lu reminded.


    “You’re right.” He looked a little irritated when he drank water when he wasn’t happy, but he still answered Ma Lu’s question.


    “Bone is a resource.”


    "What?"


    “I said that in this game, bones are a resource, just like equipment, and they come in different colors. White is the lowest and least valuable.


    “But even so, if you want white bones, you either have to go out to fight wild monsters, or you have to find NPCs to buy them. There is only one way. White bones are free of charge.”


    “When pinching someone on the initial interface?”


    “That’s right.”


    ?Unhappy, he drank water and shook his head, "So the best strategy is very simple. Players should use as many bones as possible when building characters. The more they are used, the more bones they will get."


    “The bones I used to shape the horse were 5 times as many as the initial humanoid skeletons, which means I used 4 times more initial resources than ordinary players.”


    "Wow, that sounds quite reasonable." Ma Lu said, "But why don''t you make it bigger and just make a Tyrannosaurus rex or something? Wouldn''t that be more profitable?"


    "It doesn''t work if it''s too big," he said after drinking water if he wasn''t happy, "I''ve tried it, but it''s inconvenient to move if it''s too big, and it''s hard to dodge when being attacked. Horses are just right. They carry a heavy load and can run fast. , I’m going to open a horse racing business next.”


    “Ah? Are you being ridden?”


    “Well, I haven’t figured out how to charge yet, but it should be the full amount for male players, and half for female players if they are willing to chat.


    “I can also help with the goods. The backpack in this game is very expensive, and there is a risk of losing it when you take it out. Although some players have now opened a recovery business, the price is not cheap.


    “So I think there is still a market for being a pack horse.”


    ?Ma Lu couldn''t help but stand in awe. After hearing this explanation about drinking water when he was unhappy, his originally funny image of a skeleton horse actually became taller in Malu''s heart.


    ?There is indeed no shortage of great players among players.


    ?Over there, Boss Hu and others brought their experience in managing factories into the game, giving full play to the players'' organizational advantages, while here, Drink Water If You''re Not Happy used the imagination of civilian players and boldly developed... their own bodies.


    Forcibly, Malu’s mount system, which was originally planned to be launched in version 3.0, was implemented two major versions ahead of schedule.


    ??And he succeeded in picking up wool from the stingy group of bald men. Show, so showy! Show of Tihua Show! !


    ?After being unhappy, he just drank water and invited Ma Lu to join the horse racing shop he was about to open, and said that he could provide face-shaping guidance services.


    But he was politely declined by Ma Lu.


    ?Ma Lu continued to wander around the town and discovered many players with distinctive looks.


    ?For example, he saw a Skeleton Gundam that was twice as big as Drinking Water when he was unhappy.


    ??Looks majestic, but unfortunately the cannon barrels and bone swords on his body are just decorations.


    In actual combat, he is very sparse and not as good as an ordinary skeleton. As a result, he can only move around the town and provide photo services to other players.


    ?In addition, Malu also met a young genius who installed a propeller on his back in an attempt to increase his flying capabilities.


    ??There is also Dalao who swaps the positions of his **** and head in an attempt to deceive the monster and hide his weaknesses...


    ?But in just a week, many players have already used this face-squeezing system to their advantage.


    By the way, Malu also collected a wave of feedback from everyone and decided to add a one-click memory appearance function in subsequent updates.


    ?This way, after death and rebirth, you don’t have to pinch your face again.


    ?Especially for people like Gundam who have been pinching people for a whole day, this function is even more necessary, otherwise the price of dying once will be too high.


    By the time Anqi finished the live broadcast, Ma Lu had just finished the inspection, and received a transfer reminder.


    ?Ma Lu took a look and found that the amount was as high as 5 million. He noted that it was for meal expenses. He suddenly felt no longer sleepy.


    At this time, Anqi’s message on WeChat also came.


    —It’s really, really, really exciting! !


    -What?


    Ma Lu replied.


    —The feeling of being hit by a front-side hanger is really great! !


    Anqi was obviously still excited and was typing quickly.


    —Hello, hey, did you watch the live broadcast just now?


    —Look, you did a good job.


    —Not only is it good, I can kill everyone, okay? I’m even more handsome than the protagonists in Douyin short dramas and online novels!


    —Really? But no matter how I look at you, I feel aggrieved and cry.


    —You don’t understand. This is a story about wanting to be strong but then suppressing it. The Dragon King has a crooked mouth and is scolded by his mother-in-law. But because of this, he will be even more happy when the Dragon King returns!


    Anqi continued.


    —This time, thanks to your timely help, you helped me get rid of this bad breath.


    —You’re welcome, this matter originally had something to do with me. If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t have been lip-synced.


    Ma Lu Road.


    —Hi, then I’m really not polite to you. From today on, we are all grasshoppers on the same rope.


    -Um?


    —I already boasted during the live broadcast that my singing skills have improved greatly, so from now on I can’t live without your singer sandwich.


    —The five million is my meal fee, I will pay it to you first.


    (End of this chapter)