Chapter 322 Carrying the coffin and playing joy
?After that.
?Zhu Dachang became the temple blessing of Shoudao Temple.
?Staying in the dark underground, surrounded by paper figures all day long, and seeing coffins and twisted monsters, his body and consciousness gradually began to develop in a perverted direction without even realizing it...
?Wu Xian pointed to the hourglass-like monster in the middle of the pond and asked:
“So, where is that thing?”
Zhu Dachang puffed up his chest: "That''s the longevity peach furnace, which I''m responsible for guarding. It''s a great creation that recreates reincarnation!"
Wei Qinglan frowned: "This thing has great merit?"
"There are no funerals in this world. After death, people cannot enter reincarnation. If they stay in the human world for a long time, they will turn into evil ghosts who kill without blinking an eye. Therefore, the three immortals forged a longevity peach furnace to refine the walking corpses that were about to turn into evil ghosts into longevity peaches, so that the reincarnation can continue. Why isn’t it a great merit?”
When it comes to this.
?Zhu Dachang’s eyes were shining, obviously he thought so from the bottom of his heart.
But these words.
As long as they are not fools, no one will believe it.
??Although Zhu Dachang was a temple blessing, even if he didn''t lie, what he knew was only a small part of the truth.
?Then Wu Xian asked: "Do you know where there is a mourning hall?"
?Zhu Dachang asked in confusion: "What is a mourning hall?"
?This world has been alienated for a long time. It has been so long that people of Zhu Dachang''s age no longer know what a mourning hall is.
??Wu Xian reluctantly explained: “It’s the place where funerals are held.”
"Funeral...oh, let me think about it." Zhu Dachang suddenly realized, "Every day at noon, I will send away a batch of birthday peaches. Those birthday peaches will eventually be sent to the Sanxian Hall. The Three Immortals will enjoy the birthday peaches at midnight every day. I heard Some dignitaries in the Immortal City will also hold funerals there after their death."
Su Xuan was stunned for a moment: "Didn''t you say that funerals are prohibited?"
“Can it be the same?”
?Zhu Dachang waved his hand.
"You have come down from above. You should know that very few important people are driven to the Unburied Village. Don''t those important people age?"
“They are also human beings, they will also get sick, and they will also grow old, sick, and die, but they have the protection of the Three Immortals and can get the opportunity to be buried. They don’t have to be exposed in the wilderness like those mud legs. The burial place is at the Three Immortals Auditorium.”
?Everyone was silent for a moment.
?This information is indeed consistent with what was heard and seen in the Burialless Village, so it is obvious why Mrs. He insists on returning to the He family, because she knows that she can only truly rest in the He family.
Seeing everyone''s expressions, Zhu Dachang suddenly had an idea. He raised his head excitedly and asked, "You are going to the auditorium, right? Then you can''t kill me. The team that came to pick up Shoudao at noon will only kill me if they see me." Send the coffin back, if you kill me, you won''t be able to reach the auditorium!"
It''s unfortunate.
??Zhu Dachang is right, this guy can''t die yet.
???Now I have almost all the questions I should ask, except for the last question.
??Wei Hengbo grabbed Zhu Dachang''s collar and picked him up: "Why did you attack my sister this morning?"
?Zhu Dachang, who found out that he could not die, looked like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water: "I am the temple blessing of Shoudao Temple, do you need any reason to attack people who trespass in the holy land?"
“Do you need a reason for me to beat you up?”
Bang!
??Wu Xian punched Zhu Dachang in the eye socket, and it was an old punch when he was riding on him. Wei Hengbo was shocked. Now when we talk about his sister, how can Wu Xian be more excited than him?
After being beaten, Zhu Dachang couldn''t hold back any longer.
He glanced secretly at the three ladies in the team and said with tears in his eyes: "Woman... I just want a woman. I''ve been here for ten years!"
“Ten years, do you know how I have spent these ten years?”
“I can only hold those paper figures every night. Finally, a woman comes here. Is there anything wrong in wanting to keep her?”
Wow!
Wei Hengbo suddenly became furious.
?Everyone rushed up to hold him down, otherwise the girl would tear Zhu Dachang alive.
…
Next.? ? ?Wu Xian returned the finishing touch to Zhu Dachang.
??Zhu Dachang controlled the remaining paper figures and carried all the coffins and urns that Wu Xian and others had placed down the well. This actually saved Wu Xian and others some effort.
According to Zhu Dachang.
Paper figurines are divided into three levels according to their production quality.
The first level is a simple paper man with no skeleton inside. It is extremely light and invulnerable and will be damaged by the slightest bump.
The higher-end paper figures have a bamboo skeleton inside, and the paper is glued on little by little with rice paste, which is not only more beautiful, but also stronger.
?The best paper figures not only have a skeleton, but are also filled with straw inside. Their weight alone is much higher than that of low-level paper figures. Only this kind of paper figure can complete the heavy work of carrying a coffin.
?The crowd listened to his words.
?In this way, when they choose to ''bury'' the paper figures with them, they will try to choose higher-end ones. Such paper figures may bring them additional ability bonuses.
After the coffin is placed.
?Wu Xian snatched away Zhu Dachang’s finishing touch.
“Then we will lie down in the coffin and wait for someone to take us away. If you make any movement during this process..."
Jian Lingyu snapped her fingers: "Just one whistle and you will die!"
??Zhu Dachang nodded like he was pounding garlic, asking for assurances like grandpa suing grandma, and then everyone let him go. They entered the coffin one by one and lay down, waiting for the approaching noon...
…
In a circular open space.
There are eight coffins and an urn.
??Zhu Dachang put on his gorgeous robe again, dressed up like a human being, and waited solemnly for the arrival of the coffin-receiving team.
soon.
?The sound of gongs and drums came from the underground.
Because the space here is closed, the sound is much louder than on the ground.
??A group of people dressed in red and green, who looked very festive, came to the center of the open space carrying a wooden frame. A man holding a suona greeted Zhu Dachang warmly.
“Zhu Miaozhu, there are a lot of fruits today, the immortals will be happy.”
“Today’s food is good. There are three dishes, all of which you like…”
??Zhu Dachang waved his hand impatiently: "Put down the dishes and take away yesterday''s lunch box. Bring me a woman sometime..."
Suona Man looked embarrassed: "As you know, this place is confidential and no strangers can be allowed in."
“If I don’t let her go out again, it will be...forget it, get out of here!”
??Zhu Dachang waved his hand and turned around. His attitude was because he didn''t want the other party to see the injuries on his face, but in the eyes of the other party, this was a sign of arrogance and contempt for him.
Suona Man spat.
“This idiot will die in his crotch sooner or later.”
He turned around and saw that all the coffins had been packed.
?So he roared loudly.
“The coffin is lifted!”
?Wu Xian and others in the coffin suddenly felt that the coffin was being lifted up, and the sound of gongs and drums was heard around them.
At that time, funeral mourning music was played on the Sanxian Bridge.
?At this time, the coffin is carried again, and the music is played with the joy of marriage.
??But no matter how the people in the coffin listened, they could only hear a strange smell from this joy...
(End of this chapter)