"Asshole! How dare you! How dare you insult the elder! " The cloud shepherd who just spoke thought that the shadow silence was ready to plead in a humble tone, but he was shocked to hear that the elder was scolded as a worm and fried stinky dog shit. Although he didn''t know what the dog was, he knew what the shit was
Chengying scratched his head: "didn''t you say that you shouldn''t have an equal dialogue with your elders? I thought you elders have some special hobbies. I respect your customs! "
Cloud shepherd elder: "
Do you have any misunderstanding about unequal dialogue?
In order to keep the elder''s force, he didn''t swear, but the cloud shepherd who just spoke continued: "now fly to the elder''s head, look down on the elder, show his belly and make amends to the elder! Otherwise you will face the anger of the cloud shepherd! "
Roddy:
Ice emperor:
Background: "?!"
You''re afraid the whole race is not a pervert! Even if it''s pleasant to be looked down from the sky, it''s just shaking m at most, but you let someone show you? Is this a little astringent? I really think this is the urara lost post. Apologize and show your belly!
"Wait! I seem to understand! " As soon as the photographer patted his forehead, he wanted to understand what was going on.
"In fact, this is no different from kneeling and crawling of humans or other animals. In the state of human kneeling, the center is low and inconvenient to move. Standing people can easily subdue kneeling, so kneeling means submission.
In the sky, all this is just the opposite. The back of atmospheric organisms in the sky generally has a hard defense against ultraviolet rays, but the abdomen facing the ground is extremely fragile.
Therefore, being at high altitude is a dangerous thing. Exposing your belly means exposing your weaknesses. This behavior should be similar to a kneeling ceremony for atmospheric creatures. "
Roddy:
The cultural differences between different races are a little big!
"Shall we do what he says? It doesn''t seem to matter to us. " The ice emperor grabbed the hair at the temples and fell into thinking.
"No! No! " The photographer shook his head.
"Yes! Even if such etiquette is nothing to us, we can''t show obedience at will! " Roddy agrees.
"No... I mean, I will never let anyone see my sister show her belly! Bingbing''s belly can only be shown to me! "
Roddy: "
Boom!
Unexpectedly, the film was beaten by the ashamed ice emperor. The film falling towards the ground at supersonic speed hit a big hole in the clouds below.
Two minutes later, the filmmaker flew back. The cloud shepherd didn''t start, but quietly looked at the three jokers.
"I hope you can respect this negotiation. I can forgive your previous offenses. Please state your plea!" The cloud shepherd elder has an unexpected good temper.
Chengying saw that the kilometer dragon spoke and no longer played treasure. The strength of the other party was actually very strong. Ordinary extreme Douluo couldn''t get good in front of it, and Chengying also showed enough respect.
"Excuse me, elder, have you observed flying objects on the ground directly into the sky in recent days?"
"Yes, my people did observe that, people on the ground, you are also here for the great disaster?"
"No, I want to say that those flying objects are not the precursor of catastrophe. They are just my rockets, not the lava of volcanic eruption, so I hope cloud herders will not interfere with the flight of rockets." The words of the film immediately triggered a riot.
Although the cloud herders have no genetic memory, their long life gives them time to remember the historical cataclysm. It is the most painful disaster that the cloud herders have experienced in history. At the most difficult time, the number of Longkou of the cloud herders is less than 10% of that in their heyday.
The cloud herders were extremely nervous when they encountered the precursor of the catastrophe, which once caused panic, leading to the vicious event of robbing salt... Bah... Robbing clouds in some areas.
Now a man on the ground came up and told them that the precursor of the catastrophe was actually something he launched called a rocket, which was really unacceptable.
And very chaotic, they were born with the idea that the catastrophe was not a natural phenomenon at all, but a conspiracy against them by people on the ground.
The filmmaker didn''t expect that he would be misunderstood so deeply. He continued to explain to himself: "our rocket launch will not have any impact on the clouds. In fact, our purpose is to go outside the atmosphere and find other livable planets in space. Cloud herders have footprints all over the world. It should be clear that we are actually a ball below us!
The cloud herders who can feed on this planet have reached a limit. If they want to continue to reproduce, they can only go to a new planet.
This is a mutually beneficial cooperation. Many gaseous planets that can''t survive on the surface can be developed by cloud herders. The surface area of those gaseous giants is often 100 times that of Douluo star, which can definitely make cloud herders flourish! "
The filmmakers are still talking about how to transform the gaseous planet into a livable planet for cloud herders in the future. They have not noticed that the cloud herders have begun to show hostility to him.
"Cunning ground people, do you still want to deceive the cloud shepherd again?" The cloud shepherd elder sent out a low roar and interrupted the continuous flow of the film, which stunned him.
"What? When did I deceive you? When did surface people provoke atmospheric creatures? " The photographer looked confused.
"You are not the one who deceived us! But it is similar to your appearance. It is the same race as you. Millions of years ago, that man deceived us, made a bad check like you, promised to let the whole race of cloud herders complete evolution, and changed the life factors of our race with the permission of the elders of the previous generation.
We thought we had evolved, but we didn''t want to be fooled by him! Originally, cloud herders who could live for 100000 years would encounter lightning every 10000 years, and a large number of individuals died prematurely.
This is not as like as two peas. After we die, we can inject all the essence of life into our descendants. Now, after death, all the essence of life will be turned into a useless skeleton and a useless ring. And the shape of the skeleton is exactly the same as the skeleton of the surface creature. This is an absolute conspiracy!
Hum! You want to deceive us cloud herders out of Douluo star. I''m afraid it''s not a good man. I''m afraid that the catastrophe was a conspiracy planned by you people on the ground to exterminate us! "
Background: "
"Fuck! be finished! I can''t wash it when I jump into the Yellow River! Asshole! If you let me know who made me carry the pot, I''ll beat out all his shit! "
[to be continued]
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