"Hey! I don''t have a godfather, shit! You look younger than me! " Tony would never suffer, but Jarvis, his artificial intellectual disability, came to tear down the stage.


    "Mr. Tony, through human identification analysis, the man who calls himself Chen in front of you is 95% similar to Chen Augustine, your father''s friend before his death. The data show that your father did promise to let Chen be your Godfather if he could come back alive in Chen''s last action, but in the data, Chen died in the task, His personal achievements have also been suppressed because he is a yellow man, which is now little known. "


    "Hehe! Thank you so much! Jarvis! Once I will throw your chip into the shredder as a thank-you. " Tony was stabbed by his artificial mental retardation, and his mentality exploded.


    "You''re welcome, but I''d like to change the thank you procedure."


    "Shit! I don''t really want to thank you, you artificial mental retardation! " Although Jarvis is much smarter than at the beginning, he still gives Tony a headache.


    "You see, even Jarvis helped me. I''ve thought about it! In the future, we will have different opinions. I call you brother and you call me dad! " After holding back for a long time, the film finally played the stem out. In exchange, Tony took off Jarvis''s manipulator with trembling hands and smashed it at the film.


    "Mom! Murder the godfather! " Chengying shouted as he ran. Tony, who was chasing after him with a mechanical arm behind him, was only temporarily dazzled by anger. He soon woke up and realized that Chengying definitely had inhuman combat effectiveness. If he was malicious to himself, he would have done it to himself. How could he let his ordinary body run around the room with the mechanical arm.


    "Who the hell are you?" Tony calmed down and saved the man who was about to collapse.


    "Ha? Didn''t I say? I am your Godfather. At the beginning, I fought with the red skeleton. The red skeleton was so arrogant that it almost wanted to destroy the world. I joined hands with the American captain and launched an epic earth shaking war with the red skeleton. With concerted efforts, I stopped the red skeleton''s plan.


    But the red skeleton is very cunning. There is a problem with the cube itself. Let him send me to the starry sky in an attempt to exile me forever!


    But I''m not so easy to deal with. I''m the instructor of the captain of the United States. Even in the universe, I''m mixed. First, I fought against the overlord of the universe, and retreated in his genocide. Then I met Igo, the God of the planet, and dealt with him, thwarting his plan to devour the universe.


    Since then, hundreds of battles, large and small, have not been defeated. My reputation is spread in the universe. Even Odin, the king of the gods, should respect me! After going through a lot of hardships and difficulties, I just achieved the right result... Ah no... I just returned to the earth. "


    Tony: "


    "Jarvis! What did my father say about Chen Augustine? It''s the first time I''ve seen a guy who won''t blush when boasting to this extent! "


    "Mr. Tony, I found your father''s original words: Chen, that guy, is a vicious tease. He is extremely narcissistic. I have never seen a narcissist who is more exaggerated than him! He can even wash the toilet and destroy the ant nest, vividly describe it as a grand war of tens of thousands of words, and can say it without stumbling. According to him, this is a traditional art called crosstalk in his hometown. It seems that the mystery of the Far East is much more open than expected. "


    Tony: "


    What''s so special... I''m really hammered by the traditional artists who are poisonous, funny and narcissistic!


    "Shit! You are as narcissistic as my father described! "


    "It''s a little worse than you. At least I won''t go out to the press conference and tell the world loudly that I''m iron man! Wuhu! What a shame! Did Howard''s son like the tune? "


    "Shut up! If you are really Chen, there must be an extreme tuberculosis in your father''s evaluation! The first time I met a guy who was more talkative than me! " Tony covered his head and his thoughts were interrupted: "what am I trying to say! by the way! Seventy years have passed, how can you still be so young! "


    "Look at my old partner, Centennial popsicle, Steve, isn''t he very young after being dug out?" Chengying smiled and took out the photos of the thawed American team.


    "That''s because he was frozen for 70 years. More than that, he also injected super soldier serum, and you''re just an ordinary person."


    "You''re very wrong to think so. I''ve also injected super soldier serum! Dr. Erskine gave me a bottle of serum before the last war. At a critical juncture, I injected serum, and then together with Steve, I thwarted the conspiracy of the red skull! "


    Tony shook his head: "Dr. Erskine had lost his memory at that time! Super soldier serum is out of print. You can''t get another bottle! "


    "No, no, no! Dr. Erskine''s amnesia is entirely because I have mastered the whole process of manufacturing super soldier serum. There is no need to worry about losing this technology. I participated in the whole process of serum research and development. "


    Tony found that there seems to be nothing to question. The other party probably went to an alien. As for how to return to the earth from an alien god unknowingly, this is not a problem. I''m afraid it''s the simplest way to avoid human backward observation equipment and land on the ground.


    "All right! I suppose what you said is true, but why did you suddenly appear and find me? If you can''t adapt to modern society and encounter any economic problems, I''m happy to help! After all, it''s not easy for centenarians like you to find a decent job! "


    "You are much more venomous than your father! But when I came, I helped you solve a big problem. " Then Chengying kicked the widowed sister who was tied into Zongzi on the ground and kicked the knife she secretly took out.


    "Really, if you want to fuck her, I advise you to do it as soon as possible. Once the s.h.i.e.l.d. finds someone to redeem, you won''t have a chance." Compared with other roles in Marvel, my sister may not be interested in the film. It''s not that she doesn''t look good, but that she resists green tea. Everyone is responsible.


    "Do you want to see me perform a reality show in front of you? Unexpectedly, centenarians have such unrestrained hobbies. It seems that even in the United States 70 years ago, they are still so free! "


    "It seems that you are not interested in this woman. It''s a pity. I also want to record it and send it to pornhub. Tony Stark will participate in the performance in person. It will certainly attract a large number of prostitutes!


    ok Put the gun down, at least I haven''t done that yet! Let''s talk about business, such as your life is not long? "


    [to be continued]


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