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Chapter 1029

    Although it is said that it is not as good as it is, it is perfectly possible to make an animation of "this Lord is obviously super strong but too cautious".


    According to his algorithm, these infected people are likely to fail in the uprising, and they must be more cautious.


    When he led the rebellion in the colonial star, several emperors could crush his monster with one more finger in the Empire because of his strange ability to estimate the odds of victory, or they stood there and didn''t hit him.


    Finally, I was almost driven crazy by psychological pressure. Holding the film''s thigh and crying, we surrendered. Can you stop expanding the army? Floating battleships are about to cover the sky of my King City! I''m so afraid of you slaughtering the country!


    In this insane spirit, the film studio contacted the scientific research department, sent the body data of the infected people, and charged: "you study the body data of these infected people to see if you can find anything? By the way, I''d like to develop some skill sets for them. I don''t think they have any high-tech weapons. Relying on brute force alone, Tiandou empire will suffer heavy losses as soon as a missile blows down. It''s best to have that kind of linkage defense skill or array. Can you handle it? "


    In the scientific research department, those who study martial arts belong to the most difficult departments, because this thing is basically only needed by the people. For example, the tulip version of the world''s No. 1 Martial Arts Conference really depends on the equivalent. By analogy, there are more free fighting researchers in the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Do you think they are embarrassed?


    Finally, the boss said he needed them. It must be incumbent on him.


    "Don''t worry, it''s on us! Let alone linkage defense, linkage attack, linkage eating and linkage exercise, we can do it. Even if you want to linkage shit and let hundreds of people be responsible for pulling 100000 people''s shit, we can find a way! "


    Background: "??"


    When did my technology become so developed? Have all the skills developed to replace people''s shit? It''s really an unimaginable road.


    "Cough... Forget that at last. I think there may be internal problems. For example, some people like spicy food."


    The researcher was excited: "don''t worry, it''s not a problem. It''s not a problem. This set of skills will strengthen the anus and sphincter of the pooper. Even if you eat abnormal hot pot every day, it won''t be a problem!"


    Chengying: "your technology is quite mature!"


    In fact, these people are also forced and helpless. They are really like several people who study free fighting and ancient Chinese martial arts in the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Even if they can''t say anything, they feel uncomfortable! We have to work out something, even if it has no military value or some economic value!


    As a result, ordinary skills can no longer satisfy them. They said they want to create more jobs for the country, so they created a lot of curious skills.


    Taking a shit instead of others is just one of the most wonderful works. At present, it has begun to try to put it into the market, and the response is good. It has created tens of thousands of jobs. There may be more professional shit people in the future


    In addition, there is the skill of eating for others. Although some foods are very nutritious, they taste very bad. Those who want to be non nutritious and are discouraged from the taste of food use this invention and invite others to eat for them.


    However, these two exercises were jointly complained by the organizers of the big stomach King competition. They reported that some people had no choice but to use the exercise method in the competition. While eating, they delivered the nutrition they ate to others. At the same time, others helped him shit and excrete the waste in his body, which easily broke the big stomach King record.


    After seeing these reports, Chengying felt that his face was paralyzed. What kind of ghost invention is this? It''s just like a Land Rover! It belongs to the kind of project that can invest in Wang Duoyu.


    "Let''s just... Believe them once..." Chengying hung up the communication with a wooden face, and then saw the ice emperor looking at himself. He was cold in his heart. Then he heard the ice emperor say in a pitiful voice: "well... I remember you said that beautiful girls can''t shit..."


    Background: "?!"


    He wanted to strangle the bastard who invented this skill at that time. God is so beautiful that girls can''t shit! Can''t shit? Is it Unicorn powder?


    After the invention of this skill, it seems that beautiful women really can''t shit! Because there will be countless licking dogs rushing to pull for them!


    Although the beautiful girl who can''t shit in the fantasy was really born, he... Why can''t he be happy at all?


    Where''s the pit father? This is!


    He can even imagine the future quarrel between husband and wife. His wife pulled her husband''s clothes and shouted, "you still say you love me! You don''t even want to take a shit for me! " As long as you imagine this picture, the undertaker feels very painful.


    This kind of anti heaven skill involving space, please can you develop it to a more serious place! Even if the shit is directly transferred to the toilet!


    Researchers say our goal is to create new jobs! Directly into the toilet, there will be no soul!


    Finally, the filmmaker still didn''t teach the linkage shit to these Douluo people. The tulip system and law are sound, and the use of skill law can also be supervised.


    If you throw this thing to the Douluo people who are controlled by capital, most of them will be made into R (meat) B (stool) Q (instrument) in the literal sense. In this way, it will not be R18 but r18g.


    ……


    "Cough! This is the correct skill I gave you. Although the soul master system is full of loopholes, it has a long history and profound heritage. Although you have huge energy in your body, you can''t even have a clear grade.


    Cultivating the Dharma can at least make you have a grasp of your own strength, and you won''t hurt your own people by accidentally casting the Dharma. "


    They are used to the magic of the doctor. The other party took out the magic seed, which has surprised them. This time, they will take out the magic skill, so there will be no surprise.


    At least in the beginning, they thought so


    "It seems that you have accepted my suggestion, so you should remember that this one is the method of linkage soul power, which can connect your soul power together, and this one is the method of linkage attack and defense.


    Well, there are also two books here. This one is for joint exercise. You can freely distribute the results of exercise to different people. And this one, joint eating, literally means that if one person is full and the whole army is not hungry, he can eat instead of others and save eating time. If the army is on a long march, leaving some people to eat at home can reduce a lot of luggage. "


    Hearing this, everyone finally found that they underestimated the magic of doctors. What''s special... There are all the skills to eat instead of people


    [to be continued]


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