evening.


    At the door of Pan Daxian''s supernatural office, a Xing, with short pants and flower lining on his upper body, kept patting the doors and windows, and his face was full of fear.


    "Bang bang!"


    "Bang bang!"


    “……”


    A Xing has been shooting for several minutes, but he still doesn''t mean to stop.


    "Hey ~ ~ stop, you''ll break up if you clap the door again."


    Suddenly a cry came from behind.


    A Xing was shocked and hurriedly looked back.


    He saw a handsome man with a box of eggs in his hand, eating and looking at himself.


    "Lying trough, you are even more handsome than me. It''s unreasonable!"


    "Yes, a little eyesight."


    Pan Haodong smiled and patted a Xing on the shoulder: "I appreciate you. I''ll give you a 20% discount later."


    A Xing exclaimed, "are you pan Daxian?"


    Pan Haodong took out the key, opened the door and said, "why, isn''t it?"


    "Too young."


    In a Xing''s impression, the masters with ability are usually in their forties and fifties. They have a beard and a childlike face. A young ghost catching master like Pan Haodong gives people the first feeling that they are unreliable.


    Walking into the office, pan Haodong put down the egg, poured a glass of water for a Xing, and said, "there is no order in learning, and those who reach it are teachers. You are not the same. You are young, so you can be a senior police officer. Graduate with the silver flute award!"


    A Xing was immediately boasted that he couldn''t find the north. He said proudly, "even I can see that I graduated from the silver flute award. I really have some skills. I began to believe you."


    "How dare you open a supernatural office without ability?"


    Pan Haodong sat down opposite a Xing and picked up an egg with chopsticks“ Come on, where''s the ghost? "


    "I didn''t even say. How did you know I hit a ghost?"


    A Xing opened his eyes and tongue. He even forgot to drink water. It''s too divine!


    Pan Haodong looked at a Xing with the eyes of a fool: "I''ve been patting the door for so long. I''m either caught by a ghost or hit evil. Why do I ask?"


    “……”


    A Xing is autistic.


    Ton ton ton~~


    Finish a large glass of water.


    A Xing just opened his mouth and said, "Pan Daxian, the ghost is in my dormitory. I was so scared that I ran out without even wearing my pants. Can you help me send him down?"


    "100000."


    Pan Haodong spread out his hand.


    A Xing looks confused and forced“ What hundred thousand? "


    Pan Haodong said silently, "where''s the money!"


    "So expensive?" A Xing is shocked.


    It costs 100000 yuan to catch ghosts. He had so much money that he had already moved away.


    Where do you need to rob a house with a ghost?


    "It''s a little expensive, but I''m worth it."


    After a pause, pan Haodong smiled and said, "for the sake of your resemblance to my cousin, I''ll give you a 20% discount, 80000 yuan, and you can ask me to do it."


    "Your cousin is as handsome as me?"


    A Xing touched his chin and was very confident in his appearance. Everyone outside could fight except pan Haodong.


    Pan Haodong make complaints about it: "you are so bad, my cousin is much more handsome than you."


    "I don''t believe it unless you compare the photos." A Xing will never admit that he is very old, even if he can meet ghosts at home.


    Pop!


    Pan Haodong took a picture.


    A Xing took a look at his hand, then hit pan Haodong with the picture, smiled and said, "death, why take a sneak picture of me? You don''t have a crush on me, do you? "


    “……”


    Pan Haodong said helplessly, "please look at the whole picture before you talk."


    "Just look... Wow, what a beautiful horse. Who is this? Why don''t I remember? "


    Seeing the woman in the photo, a Xing''s mouth drips with excitement. He Min, who teaches with glasses, is intellectually gentle and plump. His lethality to men is + 50%, more than twice as charming as when he opened a bar.


    "I want to fart you! Bring it! "


    Pan Haodong took back the photo and said in silence, "this is my brother''s daughter-in-law. You''re a loser. You dare to think of my brother''s daughter-in-law. You want to die!"


    A Xing didn''t care and said cheaply: "Pan Daxian, you can''t say that. You see, I look so like your cousin, which proves that I am destined to be with you. We may be lost brothers for many years. This reward... You can''t reduce it. It''s better than 300 yuan?"


    "The door is over there."


    Pan Haodong pointed to the door.


    "All right!"


    A Xing opened his wallet, turned out 3250 yuan, and then took back 250 yuan. He said helplessly, "I have only so much. See how much you can help?"


    "2000, help you negotiate and let the ghost live in peace with you."


    Pan Haodong picked up three thousand and counted two thousand. When a Xing had left one thousand to give back to himself, he took five hundred and said, "these five hundred will draw an amulet for you to keep you safe for three days. Remember, it''s useless to touch water."


    He returned the remaining 500 to a Xing. Pan Haodong went back to his desk, tore off a page of account paper, picked up his pen, studied ink, and drew a peace symbol with the pen of you long.


    "Shit, you''re too fake!"


    A Xing said angrily.


    Fool people, at least get a piece of yellow paper, cut it into a long strip and draw it with vermilion!


    Just use account paper to draw symbols and bully honest people, don''t you?


    "It seems that you don''t know my power... Come with me!"


    Pan Haodong put the rune paper into his pocket, snapped his fingers at a Xing, turned out of the supernatural office and led a Xing to a crossroads.


    "Daxian, why did you bring me here?"


    "Seven days ago, there was a traffic accident at this intersection. An old man was hit by a car and died under a telegraph pole. Here ~ ~ is the one you helped. He is right below waiting for his relatives to sacrifice."


    Hearing pan Haodong''s words, a Xing trembled with fear. Fei generally jumped aside and said in amazement, "is it true or false?"


    Pan Haodong took out two grapefruit leaves out of thin air and said, "wipe your eyes with grapefruit leaves, and you can see the old man. Remember to be mentally prepared before opening your eyes. Ghosts killed by collision are usually scary."


    "... Gollum!"


    A Xing swallowed his saliva and said, "can''t you see?"


    Pan Haodong said seriously, "of course not. If you don''t open your eyes, how do you know my strength? Take the amulet. With it, the ghost will never come near you. "


    "Okay, okay!"


    Although his heart was full of fear, in order not to be cheated, a Xing wiped his eyes with grapefruit leaves as instructed by Pan Haodong.


    His calf and stomach shook uncontrollably.


    Nima, what a ghost!


    That''s horrible!


    The head is split!


    Looking at the old man with the pestle under the electric pole, covered with blood and broken ulna of his right hand, it was a hot day, but a Xing felt a sharp chill and instinctively hugged pan Haodong''s hand.


    "Big, big fairy, I, i... I''m afraid!"


    "What are you afraid of? There is an amulet!"


    Pan Haodong slapped a Xing away. Unfortunately, he pushed him under the electric pole and had a close contact with the ghost of the old man who was killed.


    However, before a Xing reacted, the account book paper in a Xing''s hand burst into a white light and shook the old ghost away.


    A Xing immediately brightened his eyes, clenched the amulet and approached the old ghost, ready to verify the amulet many times.


    Just didn''t take two steps, he was dragged back by Pan Haodong.


    "They didn''t offend you. Don''t mess around. Be careful not to have a son."


    "Sorry. Daxian, I was wrong. "