"Isn''t that nonsense?"
Hearing angel''s exclamation, pan Haodong said silently, "the facts are in front of us. Don''t you believe it?"
"Boss, to tell you the truth, I still don''t believe it."
Angie received atheist science education since childhood, and the subject of her university research is also science. The topic of her doctoral thesis is to analyze "Chinese superstition", purely because people in this world especially believe in gods and ghosts.
Of course, in this strange world full of demons and monsters, people who believe in gods and ghosts must be not only Chinese, but also devout believers in the west, a hundred times more fanatical than those in the East.
However, senior intellectuals who have received modern science education generally hold a skeptical attitude towards these.
Angel is one of them.
"Then go next door."
Pan Haodong pointed to another wooden box.
With a skeptical attitude, Angie opened the wooden box and tore open the trembling human shaped tin foil, revealing the male zombie who trembled from time to time.
Pan Haodong picked up the female zombie, stood aside and said with great interest: "how, do you still doubt it now?"
“……”
Angie didn''t speak.
Obviously, it is still difficult to accept.
She always believed that zombies, ghosts and demons were superstitious. As a result, on the night of her visit to Hong Kong, she met the legendary zombies, who had tusks, could move and were extremely stiff.
The possibility of artificial play is zero.
No one will put on such a big play for her.
Silence for a long time.
Angie tore open the Yellow amulet on the male Zombie''s head.
The trembling male zombie immediately popped up upright from the wooden box with an incredible range, raised his stiff hands and grabbed at the panicked angel.
"Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of all energy; A hundred million robbers have been widely repaired to prove my magic power. "
At a critical moment, pan Hao recited the golden light Mantra at his east mouth and bent his fingers to shoot a golden light.
Carrying the golden light of the brilliant heavenly power, it hit the male zombie, just like the vampire was illuminated by the sun. In a moment, it turned into a mass of ashes.
“(((; ???;)))”
Angie was stunned.
The camera hanging on my body is useless until now, as if it didn''t exist.
……
long time.
Angel regained her mind, picked up the camera, took a fierce shot and said, "boss, can you tear open the Yellow symbol of the female zombie and let me take some photos of her beating?"
"Yes."
Pan Haodong tore open the Yellow symbol.
The statue like motionless female zombie suddenly had long arms, bared her teeth and grabbed angel.
"Click ~ ~"
Angie quickly took a picture and immediately ran away.
The female zombie flew over the long table and blocked in front of Angie.
"Ah..."
Angie ran back screaming.
This time, instead of running around, she ran behind pan Haodong with the intention of bringing disaster to the East.
Unfortunately, the zombie seemed to be unable to see pan Haodong. He just stared at her and became stiff. In this way, he chased around pan Haodong.
"Boss, can you stop her so that I can''t take pictures!"
Angel shouted breathlessly.
Pan Haodong took Huang Fu and pretended to be dissatisfied: "it''s you who let her move and you who let her stop. How can you be satisfied with me?"
"Angel cried.
After two more laps, angel sweated and said, "boss, don''t play, can''t I be wrong?"
"Call dad."
Pan Haodong said with a bad smile.
"Dad, I was wrong."
Angie shouted out with no integrity.
Life matters.
She can''t run.
If you don''t shout, you will be bitten by zombies. If you shout, you won''t lose meat.
Besides, it''s just a joke.
"Yes."
Pan Haodong didn''t even use Huang Fu. He directly told zombies with body immobilization.
Looking at the Zombie''s motionless pestle in place, angel breathed a sigh of relief. After stopping, she held the female Zombie''s shoulder with one hand and slowed down for a while: "eh ~ ~ the Zombie''s body is so hard!"
"It''s really hard."
Pan Haodong grabbed a handful on the female Zombie''s chest, like steamed bread for more than ten days. There was no touch at all.
Angie: "
Pan Haodong said solemnly, "Angie, do you want to take pictures? Don''t shoot me except. "
"Must we get rid of it?"
Although the female zombie chased her sweating, Angie still couldn''t bear to see the appearance of the female zombie. How to say that she was also a human before she died and turned the zombie into ash is really cruel.
Pan Hao Dongyi said, "zombies are ghosts that become after people die because their bodies are too Yin. They are inhumane, irrational, and carry highly infectious corpse poison. If you don''t get rid of zombies, they will bring disaster to the common people."
"Well!"
Angie thought for a while and said, "that''s all except!"
"Tiandi Xuanzong..."
Get rid of the female zombie with the golden light curse.
Pan Haodong turned and left.
Angie took some close-up pictures of zombies turning gray and followed them out.
After getting on the bus.
Angel said excitedly, "boss, it''s so exciting tonight. I saw zombies."
Pan Haodong started the car and said, "aren''t you curious about me?"
"Of course, the golden light you play can destroy the stiffness and shout out the word ''determination'', which can stabilize the zombies in action. The mysterious means you master is amazing..."
Speaking of this, Angie said, "boss, can I take you as my teacher?"
"You can worship me as a teacher, but you must promise not to publish what you have learned from me in the form of a paper. This is a treasure handed down by our ancestors to our Chinese children. "If we are not our race, our hearts will be different.", I hope you can remember this sentence, the west is dead to my heart... "
Pan Haodong doesn''t mind passing on what he has learned to interested and gifted Chinese children, so that they can carry forward Maoshan art, but if Angie''s idea of learning Maoshan art and writing a paper and publishing it is really the wrong person.
"Boss, are you too narrow?"
"Am I narrow?"
Pan Haodong sneered: "the west is engaged in technical blockade and the beautiful family is engaged in the three island chain. What do you tell me?"
“……”
Angie was speechless and embarrassed.
What Pan Haodong said is true, there is no sophistry, and scholarship has no borders, but there are people engaged in scholarship.
A moment of silence.
Angel solemnly apologized and said, "boss, I was just careless. I hope you don''t take it to heart."
"It''s all right. I won''t take it to heart."
Ten minutes later.
Pan Haodong drives back to the office. Ye Mei has been waiting for a long time. Seeing her husband bring back a woman who is still very beautiful, Ah Mei''s heart rises in an instant.
Seeing this scene, pan Haodong came forward and hugged Ah Mei''s Qian waist, kissed her on the face, and turned around and said, "angel, let me introduce you to this beautiful and generous fairy. She is my wife Ah Mei, that is, the boss of the office. In the future, she will be responsible for paying the wages of you and ah Zhen."
"Hello, sister Mei."
When Angie said hello, she was inexplicably depressed.
"Angel, welcome to pan Daxian supernatural office."
Knowing that Angie is an assistant recruited by men, ye Mei''s vigilance at the bottom of her heart has not been revoked, but her surface Kung Fu is very good, and she can''t see a different color on her face.
"Thank you."
Angie smiled.
At this time, pan Haodong took out a bunch of keys and put them on his desk“ Angie, I''ll give you the key to the gate. There''s a supermarket nearby. If you need anything, buy it yourself. Let''s go first. "
"OK, boss."