Hiss! Hiss!
Two snakes over 100 meters long, smelling the fragrance from under the canopy, narrowed their bodies one after another, turned into small snakes one meter long and two fingers thick, wound around the purple bamboo, stared straight at the meat in the pot and spit out messages from time to time.
"Childe, what are they doing?"
Yingzi asked.
"I want to eat meat." Pan Haodong grinned, got up, picked up a plate, filled with meat and vegetables, put it under the sunshade, smiled and said, "eat!"
"Thank you!"
The White Snake thanked.
The green snake was naughty. He took the opportunity to swim under the umbrella and ate it.
"Eat quickly, or your companions will eat up all the food."
"Xiaoqing is my sister. Let her eat more."
The White Snake replied.
Take your time to swim under the umbrella and enjoy delicious food.
Xiaoqing is naughty, but she won''t be ungrateful. She keeps all her sister''s good in mind. She is greedy but wants to eat a little more meat. She doesn''t have the idea of eating alone.
The two sisters have deep feelings.
Yingzi hugged zhu''er and said in a trembling voice, "childe, they can talk. Are they all snake demons?"
Pan Haodong nodded and said, "well, it''s about to turn into a disaster."
"Then they won''t eat people?"
Yingzi trembled more and more, and his acting skills became more and more comfortable.
Drama is addictive.
"No, they are all good demons. They just covered you from the wind and rain!"
“……”
Yingzi stopped talking.
Peeking at the two snakes from time to time, there was gratitude and fear of the demon in their eyes.
Silence for a long time.
Yingzi put down his chopsticks and took the paper handed over by Pan Haodong. He said curiously, "childe, this paper is so soft. What''s it for?"
Pan Haodong replied casually, "you can wipe your hands, mouth and ass."
Wipe your ass?
Yingzi blushed and said, "childe, your way of speaking is heroic. It''s difficult for me to adapt for the moment."
"It doesn''t matter. I''ll get used to it later."
“……”
Yingzi turned and said, "young master, where do I sleep at night?"
Pan Haodong pointed casually: "inside."
"What about you?"
"I don''t care..."
Pan Haodong took a bite of fried meat, put down his chopsticks and said to the White Snake and green snake, "there''s still a lot of food on the table. Do you want to eat on the table?"
"Can we?"
The white snake has some intention.
One dish is really not enough for two snakes.
"Of course, come here if you want."
Pan Haodong waved.
The two snakes looked at each other and swished onto the table.
Playing the role of a village woman, yingzi hurriedly took zhu''er into the tent, and the two snakes didn''t care.
There is a gap between man and demon.
Ten minutes later.
White Snake and green snake, regarded by someone as the master of desktop cleaning, eat the last mouthful of green vegetables and lie down on the table with satisfaction.
"Young master, thank you for your hospitality!"
"You''re welcome."
After a pause, pan Haodong said, "you should all be able to take shape?"
The White Snake responded truthfully: "I can do it at any time. Xiaoqing is almost a Taoist. It may take a month or two..."
Pan Haodong sighed, "you are really sisters. You are willing to wait for your form."
"Sisters of hundreds of years, of course, have deep feelings." The White Snake vomited the letter.
"My sister is the best to me."
The green snake rubbed the jade like body of the white snake. Even before it took shape, the green snake had a flattering state.
Once turned into shape, the Green Snake must be the beautiful girl who is lawless and brings disaster to the country and the people.
Yes, of course.
Now green and white have not changed shape.
Pan Haodong looks at them like a pet.
The White Snake was a little uncomfortable and twisted his body: "childe, it''s three o''clock. I won''t disturb your rest. I''ll leave now."
"Shall I come to dinner tomorrow?" Pan Haodong asked coldly.
The White Snake and the green snake made a move. After looking at each other, the green snake said excitedly, "yes, thank you, childe. You are really a good man."
Come on.
Received a good man card!
Pan Haodong smiled and said, "then I''ll prepare more porridge tomorrow."
"Thank you, childe."
After the two snakes left.
Yingzi got out of the tent and said timidly, "young master, will you entertain them tomorrow?"
"Yes, I must fulfill my promise."
"But they are snake demons!"
"People are divided into good and evil, and so are demons."
“……”
Yingzi was silent for a moment and said, "young master, you go into the house and have a rest. I''ll clean up the tableware."
Pan Haodong reached out and grabbed yingzi''s hand. He shook his head and said, "it''s raining heavily outside. It''s not urgent to clean up after the rain stops tomorrow morning."
"Then I''ll go in."
Yingzi pulled back his hand and hid shyly in the tent.
Something''s wrong with developments!
Pan Haodong wanted to recognize his sister Gan. He took yingzi''s mother and daughter in just to recognize his relatives, but yingzi blushed all the time. What should I do?
Take her?
Develop a relationship with Guanyin?
Think about it. It seems exciting.
……
I was speechless all night.
The next day, white snake and green snake arrived as promised. Pan Haodong cooked a delicious breakfast for them and yingzi, and then built a bamboo house in the purple bamboo forest.
While waiting for Fahai, take care of yingzi''s mother and daughter.
After a period of time together.
Yingzi was no longer afraid of white snake and green snake, and his concept of demon was gradually improved.
Of course, these are all played by yingzi.
Her acting skills have long been perfect
One day a month later.
Fahai, dressed in a white cassock and holding a dust brush, hurried into the courtyard of the bamboo house. He saw two snakes standing up, sitting on bamboo chairs and having lunch with pan Haodong and yingzi. He was trembling with anger.
"Brother ~ ~ immortal pan, how can you degenerate and eat at the same table with the snake demon?"
Fahai originally came to recognize his eldest brother, but when he saw his eldest brother who had become an immortal, he even danced with two snake demons. He not only let them eat at the table, but also brought vegetables to the white snake in front of him!
He always pursues that human demons do not stand side by side. When he meets demons, he gets rid of demons and kills ghosts, he feels that the Three Outlooks burst.
"Fahai, your idea is too paranoid."
Pan Haodong sighed and said, "people and Demons don''t have to be opposite. Immortals and Demons live in peace, and it''s not degenerate. If the world you see is only black or white, then your Buddha this year is white."
"Shut up!"
"Demons are demons. Even if they are good for a while, they can''t change their bad habits. In particular, you should have heard the story of snake demons, farmers and snakes?"
Hearing the words "farmer and snake" from fahaikou, pan Hao was surprised and said, "Fahai, snakes are cold-blooded animals. There are really bad roots that don''t understand gratitude, but they are snakes without practice. Xiaobai and Xiaoqing are about to take shape, which should be another matter! They have never harmed anyone since they entered the practice. How can you regard them as demons? "
"Can you guarantee that they won''t?"
Fahai''s eyes as sharp as a knife stared at the green and white snakes.
"Hahaha..."
Pan Haodong suddenly burst into laughter.
Fahai was stunned and forced: "what are you laughing at?"
Pan Haodong smiled suddenly, got up and walked to Fahai. He stabbed him in the chest with his fingers and shouted, "I laugh at your paranoia, your childishness, and your right and wrong, good and evil."
"Where am I paranoid? Where is childish? Where is right and wrong, good and evil? Is it wrong to kill demons? "
Fahai looked unconvinced.