In the face of sudden strangers, a group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas look at me and you. No one knows. The Guanyin Bodhisattva in Taiyi has a sense of closeness for no reason.
But she searched her memory, but she didn''t find out half of the relevant memory, so she could only attribute this closeness to the fact that the visitor was too handsome to her appetite.
It''s just that the Buddha abstains from color. Guanyin Bodhisattva mistakenly thinks that his spring heart is sprouting. He doesn''t dare to talk to him at all. He can only bow his head and recite the free Heart Sutra to calm his mood.
She had no idea that the intimacy came from Mr. Pan''s three wives.
After marrying three Guanyin from different worlds and obtaining the sincerity of the three Guanyin, Mr. Pan naturally has an atmosphere that can make Guanyin from other worlds feel close.
Now, Mr. Pan can also achieve the effect of + 1000% meeting popularity without Duan Xiaoxiao, Ah Mei, or Yan Feier going out to hook up with Guanyin in other worlds.
The Tathagata Buddha looked at the honey flushed Guanyin, turned his head and cast his eyes on Pan Haodong. With a smile, he said, "I don''t know what to call this great sage?"
Pan Haodong said, "I''m the Lord."
"It was the presence of the East gentleman. It was disrespectful." Then the Buddha of the Tathagata said, "dare you ask your friends, what''s important to come to the important place of Buddhism?"
"When I sealed Huanxi heaven just now, Huanxi heaven tore space and wanted to escape into Buddhism, so I wanted to ask you for an explanation."
Pan Haodong narrowed his eyes, smiled at the corners of his mouth, and his tone was very flat, but there was a smell of questioning Buddhism.
"Er..."
The Tathagata Buddha looked confused and forced: "happy day is clearly a panic. What does it have to do with my Buddhism?"
"The king of hell is called Huanxi heaven. There is a Huanxi Buddha in Buddhism. Dare you say it doesn''t matter?"
Pan Haodong''s eyes gradually sharpened and slowly glanced at the happy Buddha. Ah Mei just said that the happy day is the evil thought of the happy Buddha and the devil formed by integrating the origin of hell.
Rejoicing Buddha, in order to become a Buddha, cut off evil thoughts and throw them into hell, leaving behind such disasters. Don''t you be busy in vain if you don''t ask the Buddha for guilt and ask for some benefits.
“……”
The joyful Buddha was stared down and felt guilty.
The Tathagata Buddha sighed, "Hey ~ ~ how friendly! Happy day is really happy with the demon God inadvertently created by the Buddha. For thousands of years, our Buddhism has been trying to make up for its mistakes, but it''s a pity that we haven''t been able to get it. "
"Today, the joyful day is sealed by Taoist friends. Taoist friends should come to ask for guilt this time."
"Yes, the attitude of admitting mistakes is very good. I appreciate you."
Pan Haodong smiled and said, "but one said, I helped you Buddhism. Should you return something to me?"
I''ll be good!
How dare you blackmail Buddhism.
Besides, it''s blackmail in public.
All the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Vajra Arhats and so on who responded looked at each other angrily.
Of course, there are individual exceptions.
Needless to say, everyone must have guessed that Guanyin is right. She not only doesn''t have anger, but feels that the other party is very domineering
"What Taoist friends said is very true."
"Gaye, take the great gold bowl of the teacher."
The Tathagata Buddha was quite reasonable. After a little silence, he turned back and ordered disciple Kaya to go to the treasure house to get the Da Luo Jinpeng. The Da Luo Jinpeng was named "Da Luo". It sounded very powerful, but in fact it was very general.
If you really want any powerful magic weapon, you won''t put the treasure house in the dust. You''ve already taken it with you.
"Wait a minute."
Pan Haodong stopped Gaye: "Tathagata, I''m not a Buddhist. Your great golden Buddha is useless to me. I need divine fire, red lotus industry fire, Du Tian divine fire, samadhi true fire and so on. Just give me some of each. "
“……”
The Tathagata Buddha drew the corners of his mouth.
These divine fires, if there are Buddhists, can smile and blossom at the corners of their mouths, and have a little of everything.
Really think Buddhism is a good hall?
I won''t give it to you!
"Dongjun, don''t deceive people too much!"
Maitreya, who is always smiling, glared at each other.
He seemed to ignite the fuse. Happy Buddha, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Puxian Bodhisattva, Kaya venerable, etc. burst into yelling and scolding one after another.
"Child arrogance!"
"Ignorant madman, how dare you cheat my Buddha."
"Buddha, this person is also blinded by greed. There is no cure. We should uphold the doctrine and transcend it."
“……”
"Buddha, I don''t know his origin. I''m afraid he''s an extraterritorial demon. This blackmail is also to practice heresy. Please allow me to fight with him..."
The angry King Kong stands up with a Vajra pestle in his hand. His eyes are like bronze bells and his face is exposed.
Bodhisattva lowers his eyebrows, so he is merciful; Jin Gang is angry and subdues the four demons.
If you want to say who is the most ferocious Buddhist, look at King Kong Nanbo Bay.
However, this time, the Dharma protector of the Buddha was angry and King Kong stepped forward, which was not gratified by the Buddhas, but ridiculed without disguise.
"Hahaha ~ ~"
"Can you beat him?"
"Laugh to death!"
A crowd of Buddha''s smiling people turn upside down and can make the Buddha treat people politely. Is it just a King Kong who can surrender?
If it''s so simple, you don''t need to say so much nonsense.
Dare to blackmail Buddhism?
If you don''t shave your hair and convert to my Buddha, there are ghosts!
"Silence."
Buddha Tathagata stopped the noisy Buddhas and said expressionless, "everybody, please step back!"
"Buddha ~ ~"
"Step back."
"Yes!"
Although some Buddhas were unwilling to retreat, they retreated one by one in the face of the angry Buddha.
"The goddess of mercy remains."
“……”
After a while, people went to the temple.
There are only Tathagata, Guanyin and pan Haodong who came to blackmail.
"Taoist friend, there is a red lotus fire in Buddhism. I can give it to you, but before that, I would like to invite the one who sealed Huanxi day to show up. Can you?"
As one of the world''s top powers, the Tathagata Buddha felt the existence of another Guanyin guru when he was torn apart by joy and dragged back by others.
That one was much stronger than the one next to him, and even he was afraid of the strong smell.
So he was curious and wanted to see each other.
"Just show up?"
Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows.
"That''s right."
The Tathagata Buddha nodded.
He just wants to confirm his inner speculation. It''s enough to meet. It''s not necessary to talk about anything.
"Well, I''ll do what you want."
Before pan Haodong''s voice fell, the space beside him was rippling. Duan Xiaoxiao, Ah Mei and Yan Feier, three Guanyin from different worlds, came out with a smile.
Local Guanyin: "!!! ∑(? Д ?ノ)ノ”
One was shocked enough to see three at once?
"This..."
The local Guanyin was too frightened to speak.
The look in the eyes of Xiaoxiao and Ah Mei was both surprised and surprised.
"If so!"
Seeing Guanyin from three different worlds, the Tathagata Buddha showed a smile on his face.
One flower, one world, one leaf, one Bodhi.
You are not the only one in the world.