"Dong''Er, come back quickly!"
"Little brother, come back!"
A few months later.
Zhang San, a fanatic outside the law who is still on the run, received a voice from Nu Wa''s sister and aunt, and with a "whoosh", he quickly moved to wa Huangtian. Among the followers ordered to chase him, some of them were pretentious or angry gods by Zhang San. Without saying a word, they followed the fluctuations of space.
"Get out!"
Several heavenly gods who came after them, before they could stand firm, were suddenly slapped out of Wa Huangtian.
At this time, pan Haodong clapped his hands, turned to look at the three Nu Wa sisters and said, "sister, you are anxious to call me back. Is something wrong?"
The goddess of creation wa Yingying smiled: "it''s all right, but it''s time to become a saint. Your aunt and I should go back."
"Yes!"
Pan Haodong''s eyes lit up and said excitedly, "can you become saints when you go back? Have you found a way? "
Nu Wa, who traveled to the western world to subdue demons, said with a smile: "in fact, she can do it now. She just becomes a saint here and has to stay afterwards. Your sister and I couldn''t let go of the original world, so we called you back. "
Pan Haodong hurriedly said, "then I''ll take you back."
The goddess of creation wa smiled and said, "don''t worry so much. It''s the same to go after 24 hours."
"Yes, come and let your aunt hug you. After this separation, I don''t know how long it will take to see you naughty." Aunt Nuwa opened her arms and her face was full of sadness.
Pan Haodong obediently threw himself into his aunt''s arms and pretended to be relaxed: "aunt, the short separation is to get together better. I will call you from time to time and cook delicious food for you."
"Why later? I want it now."
Nuwa, the creator God, is a standard food. When it comes to delicious food, she can''t stand it immediately.
After thinking of the separation, it would take a long time to eat the delicious food made by her brother. Nu Wa, the creator God, was very unhappy. She wanted to catch her little brother and bring him back to the original world.
"OK, I''ll do it for you now."
Pan Haodong reluctantly loosened the Queen''s aunt, turned and smiled at Gan Niang and said, "Gan Niang, do you have anything to eat?"
"You make it, godmother likes it."
"So are we."
"Then I''ll do whatever I want."
It took half a day to cook a full table.
Pan Haodong called the three Nuwa to the table, turned and ran into the kitchen. He made tens of thousands of dumplings in a row. In order to enable Nuwa''s sister and aunt to take as many dumplings as possible when they left, he even used his separation skills.
Unfortunately, the time is too short.
In half a day, I only made them more than 50000 dumplings.
It''s easy for my aunt to say that I can eat half of it for a long time, and my sister can''t eat enough.
Nu Wa, the creator God, is a big stomach king. Let go and eat hundreds of thousands of dumplings at a time. Twenty or thirty thousand dumplings are enough to eat dozens of meals.
When she left, she even took away the unfinished dumpling stuffing. When she saw pan Haodong and Nu Wa, she was stunned.
"Unfortunately, she was preempted by the third sister."
Nu Wa, who traveled to the west to subdue demons, disappeared with the goddess of creation wa with depression.
After a little silence.
Empress Nuwa smiled and said, "three younger sisters have a true temperament!"
"Godmother, every time I hear you call my sister three, I feel strange." Pan Haodong followed.
"That''s not what you did?" Empress Nu Wa rolled her eyes and said silently, "if you had planned at the beginning, how could such absurd things happen?"
"Hey, hey ~ ~"
Pan Haodong smiled and didn''t dare to answer.
He wanted to marry the three sisters Nuwa and avoid these messy follow-up problems, but he had to have a chance at the beginning!
Every time you recognize a relative, you have to find ways to make the target character accept yourself. How can you worry about the future?
It would be nice to complete the task of recognizing relatives!
After spending some time with the godmother in Wa palace, pan Haodong returned to Suzhou Baihua garden and found that he didn''t know his home. He spent half a year with his two lovely wives, listening heart and a Chan.
The two women left long ago.
"Dongjun, please have tea."
The Baihua fairy poured a cup of tea for the presumptuous Dongjun, sat aside and said slowly, "Dongjun, I remember when you left, you said you had something to leave for a few days. How did a few days become half a year?"
Pan Haodong sighed, "things are a little unexpected."
"Dongjun, during the time you left, the three realms were very lively. A maniac nicknamed Zhang San humiliated the concubine of the ox demon king face to face and deliberately annoyed the ox demon king, so he was chased and killed by the ox demon king for seven days and seven nights."
"After that, Zhang San sneaked to Tianting and ate flat peaches. He ate one and hid three. He almost disturbed the flat peach festival of the queen mother."
Speaking of this, the hundred flower fairy turned her head and said, "Dong Jun, as soon as you leave, there will be one more Zhang San in the three realms; When you come back, Zhang San disappears without a trace. Is it... "
"It''s not me. Don''t talk nonsense."
Pan Haodong was stunned and immediately denied it.
At the beginning, the hundred flower fairy was not sure. It was certain that Zhang San, a madman in the three worlds, was the East King in front of him.
She smiled and said with a smile: "Dongjun, you have great courage. When the ox demon king went out with the jade faced fox, you put your hand into the collar of the jade faced fox in front of dozens of demons. You not only took advantage of the demon girl, but also pulled out the demon girl''s belly pocket."
Pan Haodong had a black line on his face: "it''s said that Zhang San is not me."
The hundred flower fairy stared with big eyes and looked straight at her and said, "Dongjun, do you think I look like a fool?"
"I wish you were stupid."
Pan Haodong sighed softly, "haven''t you heard of it? The more you know, the more dangerous it is?"
The flower fairy didn''t care and said with a smile, "Dongjun, why did you do that? I wonder if you have a grudge against the ox demon king? "
"I have no grudge against him."
"Then why did you do that?"
“……”
Seeing that pan Haodong didn''t speak, the hundred flower fairy sat next to each other, used a woman''s unique secret skill and coquettish said, "talk about it, I promise I won''t say it."
"Since you''re sure I''m Zhang San, how dare you get so close to me?"
Mr. Pan, who was very annoyed, looked at a part of the flower fairy with a bad smile.
"Annoying!"
The hundred flower fairy hammered pan Haodong and pretended to be angry: "if you dare to mess around, I''ll tell ah Chan and listening heart and let them clean you up."
"Zhang San is a fanatic in the three realms. Will he be afraid of your threat?"
Pan Haodong''s eyes are more and more aggressive. The flower fairy is uncomfortable when he sees it. At the same time, he has some small expectations in his heart. Men like beautiful women.
Women naturally like handsome and powerful men.
Dongjun can attack Yang Chan and AO listening heart. It is obviously such a man.
Therefore, the hundred flower fairy was very fond of him. Especially at this meeting, she was even more interested in learning that the other party had a vest of "Zhang San", a three world maniac.
She said defiantly, "Zhang San really won''t be afraid, but you''re the East King now."
Pan Haodong raised his mouth slightly and said with a bad smile: "but I can change into Zhang San at any time and do whatever I want to do to you..."