"Good brother, why are you here again?"
The local Guanyin ignored pan Haodong''s ridicule and looked at each other with a headache. The reason why "learning scriptures from the West and crossing Buddhism to the East" has been wrong is that her good brother poked the basket.
Sun Wukong, the eldest disciple of the Tang monk, could miss it. Thinking about it, she had chest pain, so that she had to observe current affairs to avoid making another basket.
That is, the perpetrator is his good brother.
If someone else can''t take care of themselves without fighting for the rest of his life, he should also be sent to reincarnation.
Therefore.
She really loves and hates pan Haodong, her righteous brother.
When you see each other, you will feel happy, but when you think of what the other party has done, you can''t wait to give him some brain strain. A good Eastern holy monk taught so crooked.
Some time ago, I personally helped Tang monk to become an immortal. Is it still meaningful to walk?
It''s not a girl!
"Sister, liu''er is my adopted son. Shouldn''t I come to see him from time to time?"
Pan Haodong''s mouth was slightly raised and said with a bad smile: "on the contrary, it''s you. You don''t stay in the South China Sea and hide secretly in the clouds. People who don''t know think you have any quirks and like peeping in the dark!"
"Benedict ~ ~"
The local Guanyin rewarded pan Haodong with a chestnut, raised her eyebrows and eyes and said, "dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I poke your affairs out, and let everyone come and see you, an outsider."
"Hey, hey, you can''t scare me. If you tell me, it will cause me some trouble at most and can''t threaten me."
That''s true.
Pan Haodong has already known Nu Wa and Tong Tian, and the Supreme Master Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi Tianzun are also aware of it. They have exposed the identity of people outside the sky, which has attracted the attention of the two saints in the west at most.
Perhaps, it will also attract the attention of Taoist Zu Hongjun and the Lord of the underworld, Pingxin empress, but one of them is the first saint and the spokesman of heaven, and the other is the female sages who are compassionate and sacrifice their lives for reincarnation.
As long as they don''t poke a big basket and destroy the balance of heaven and earth, neither of them will make a move.
let me put it another way.
Only the two saints in the west can pose a threat to pan Haodong.
There are two of his saints'' relatives here alone, and there are four outside. Once the two saints in the west make a move, it is no different from stabbing a hornet''s nest.
Therefore, there is no need to be afraid of identity exposure
"Just bang!"
The local Guanyin rolled her eyes and said, "my dear brother, the Tang Monk and the monkey king will be fine in the disaster of Guanyin Zen temple. Let''s not get in the way here. Listen to them, your cooking is great. Can you find a place to cook some delicious food for your sister? "
"Of course."
Pan Haodong readily agreed.
The difficulty of Guanyin Buddhist temple is really not difficult. Although the black bear spirit is very powerful and seems to be able to open five to five with the monkey king, the monkey king fought with him several times and failed to get back the brocade cassock, but when you think about it, it''s all a small fight and have never seen blood.
Mr. Pan also thought about cutting a few bear paws in secret.
However, considering that the black bear essence is the nursing home reserved by sister Guanyin and the mountain god, there is no need to greedy for that bite.
To avoid embarrassment in the future.
So he took the Guanyin Bodhisattva to the mountain stream hundreds of miles away, set up a stove at will, boiled water and cooked rice, and the ingredients were taken from the river shrimp and crucian carp in the mountain stream.
Peel the fresh shrimp, chop the meat into minced meat, and make a shrimp ball with Q taste. The crucian carp takes out the tendon thorn with mental force, and then puts it into the pot for stew
Shrimp balls, crucian carp soup, two ordinary home dishes, but Guanyin Bodhisattva can''t stop eating chopsticks.
Although they are all meat dishes, Buddhist commandments have always been used to break the Taoist monks, such as the joyful Buddha who breaks the lust commandments, the Jidian living Buddha who drinks and eats meat, and so on.
Rejoicing Buddha and helping madness can break the precepts, so can master Guanyin.
As long as the Dharma is profound, killing is transcendence, as monk Tang said.
After eating and drinking enough.
Sitting on a stone, the local Guanyin intruded into the stream barefoot and said, "my dear brother, you seem to be very keen on traveling to the West. What''s your purpose? Can you tell your sister in advance so that she can give you advice and see if it is feasible? "
"In fact, I have no purpose. I just promise Guo liuer to make him a delicious meal every month. Secondly, I''ll join the fun. If necessary, I can help you add a few disasters."
Pan Haodong didn''t hide it. Participating in the journey to the west is not good for him. On the contrary, it''s just to recognize relatives, so there''s no need to deceive sister Guanyin and be honest, but it''s easier to get along with.
"You have trained Tang Monk so well. Some disasters on the westbound road really don''t work anymore. You can help make some disasters and make up for them."
The local Guanyin thought for a moment and said, "good brother, do you have any plans?"
Pan Haodong hooked his hook: "come with your ears."
……
Just when the two brothers and sisters discussed increasing the disaster, monkey king made a good claim and exposed the brocade cassock, which made the elder Jinchi have a bad heart. After borrowing the cassock to watch, he sent his disciples to set fire to kill and seize the treasure.
Unexpectedly, Tang Monk and Sun Wukong are not afraid of fire. The fire in the world is burning fiercely, and it is difficult to hurt them.
Jinchi''s fire only burned several houses and a whole side yard until dawn. When he thought the general situation had been determined and could take the brocade beautiful cassock for himself, sometimes when he looked back, the cassock he borrowed to see disappeared!
Sitting at dawn, he found that Tang monk was not dead. Elder Jinchi was in a panic when he ran away. He was hit by a burned beam and died on the spot.
A slip of thought led to a catastrophe.
This is the wrong of elder Jinchi, but the competitive Monkey King also made a mistake.
Therefore, when Tang Monk found out that elder Jinchi was dead, he was angry with Wukong for the first time and scolded the other party to find the cassock, otherwise he would go his separate ways.
Speaking so seriously, Sun Wukong dared not neglect. He asked Guangzhi monk on the spot whether there were monsters nearby.
If you can steal the brocade cassock quietly and don''t let yourself find it, there are only monsters.
Logic is OK.
From Guangzhi''s mouth, he learned that there was a black wind mountain twenty miles away. There was a black wind cave in the mountain. There lived a black bear spirit. The monkey king killed it.
For the first time, brother monkey miscalculated and seriously underestimated the means of black bear essence. He couldn''t help each other for a while and a half.
The second time, brother monkey began to play his best role and became an elder of Jinchi. He made friends with black bear. Although he saw the brocade cassock, it was a pity that he couldn''t get it back.
The black bear''s true ability is not big, but the five element escape technique makes him perfect. Monkey King tries his best to win the other party, but he can''t grease the soles of the other party''s feet quickly.
The monkey king, who came back with a belly of fire, saw the Tang Monk sitting in the Guanyin Buddhist temple and paying homage to the Guanyin Bodhisattva. He couldn''t help muttering, "master, do you still want to ask her? Guanyin ignored all this... "
Tang Monk frowned and interrupted, "Wukong, don''t talk nonsense."
"Master, this is her Zen temple. She receives incense, but she finds a greedy elder as the owner and a black faced goblin as the neighbor. Hum..." Monkey King looked resentful.
"This is all a disaster caused by you. How can you blame the Bodhisattva?"
Tang Monk stared at the monkey king and immediately turned to the Buddha to show his loyalty“ Bodhisattva, Wukong monkey''s nature is hard to change. He didn''t mean to blame you. Please forgive me. "