While pan Haodong was enjoying the massage service of chunsan Niang, Bai Jingjing found the supreme treasure with bearded cheeks, looked left and right, looked up and down, looked carefully once, and still didn''t see a trace of monkey''s shadow.
It''s been a long time.
Bai Jingjing pushed away zhizunbao and scolded, "you, take off your shoes, lie down and give me Kangkang."
"Er... Girl, it''s not that I don''t want to show you, but... We just met. It''s too hasty to ask me to take off my shoes and pants and show you my baby."
The supreme treasure, who had not yet understood the situation, put on a pair of fighting corns, tried to focus on Bai Jingjing, and hurriedly said, "why don''t we communicate for a few days first, and when we get familiar with each other, we can..."
Boom!
Bai Jingjing kicked over the supreme treasure and scolded impatiently, "who wants you to take off your pants? I just want you to take off your shoes and look at the soles of your feet. Hurry up."
"Look at my foot?"
Zhizunbao looks confused. What is this hype?
However, under the coercion of Bai Jingjing, he took off his shoes very honestly and lifted his feet.
His soles were covered with black hair. He couldn''t see whether there were moles on them.
Bai Jingjing pulled down a handle depressed and said angrily, "why do you grow so much hair? Go and shave it for me."
"Are you a reasonable woman? Her body hair is affected by her parents, and she can scrape it?" she was pulled off a handful of black hair on the soles of her feet for no reason. The supreme treasure died in pain and said angrily.
"If you don''t shave, I''ll cut off your feet."
"Whoosh!"
The supreme treasure ran to the dresser like lightning and scraped the soleplate of his feet honestly.
Just now I looked like I would rather die than surrender. As a result
It can only be said that the wedding is a comedy, in which the characters are very funny, such as zhizunbao, the second leader, the blind, and even Bodhi ancestors, chunsanniang, Bai Jingjing and so on.
The most unreliable thing is Zixia, holding a sword, looking for the right man everywhere.
If the Buddha didn''t need her to have a relationship with zhizunbao and let zhizunbao experience love robbery, Ziqing sword would have been pulled out by powerful monsters or immortal coveting Zixia.
A sword that doesn''t seem to have a high level can''t resist the mana of the great immortals and demons?
Soon.
Zhizunbao returned to Bai Jingjing and said cheaply, "girl, I shaved the soleplate of my feet and shaved my beard. I feel refreshed. Have I been handsome?"
"Smelly monkey, it''s you!"
Bai Jingjing''s eyes lit up.
Although zhizunbao had a sloppy beard and cockfighting eyes, he looked very similar to the monkey king. As a white bone fairy who had fallen in love with monkeys, if he could admit his mistake this time, it could only explain one thing.
There''s something wrong with her eyes.
Hearing the speech, the supreme treasure said silently, "girl, I''m human. How can I be a monkey?"
"I dare to argue. It seems that I don''t need samadhi to burn you. You won''t admit it." Bai Jingjing hit a real fire angrily.
The whole person of the supreme treasure immediately lit up.
He had no ability to resist at all. In the twinkling of an eye, he was really burned.
“……”
Bai Jingjing was stunned.
Until the supreme treasure was about to be burned by the real fire, she didn''t return to God to take away the real fire.
"Girl, you and I... Have no grievances. Why did you burn me? Burp..." the supreme treasure tilted his head and fainted. 90% of his life was gone.
"How could this happen?"
Bai Jingjing doesn''t understand. She can only hold the supreme treasure and return to the earth building where elder martial sister lives.
When pan Haodong and Chun Sanniang looked at the scorched supreme treasure brought to them by Bai Jingjing, they couldn''t help looking at each other.
"Younger martial sister, are you...?" chunsan''s mother said in a daze.
"It''s not that your young master said he was a monkey. When I saw that he refused to admit it, I burned him with samadhi real fire, and then it was like this." Bai Jingjing looked at Pan Haodong with a sad face.
"Jingjing girl, I said that zhizunbao is the reincarnation of the monkey king. I didn''t say that he is the monkey king! Zhizunbao is now. You can''t change back to a monkey until you wear the hoop curse. You''re too anxious."
Pan Haodong didn''t have a good way: "you burn him now. Of course he can''t bear it."
Bai Jingjing looked innocent: "I didn''t mean it. Will he or she die?"
"Don''t worry, zhizunbao won''t die."
After a pause, pan Haodong grabbed a few peaches out of thin air and threw them to Bai Jingjing. Then he handed the other two to Chun Sanniang and said, "this is Lingtao. You can feed it to zhizunbao to accelerate the recovery of the injury."
"He passed out. How can I feed him?"
"Just chew the peach into juice and feed it to him mouth to mouth."
"Ah, this..."
Bai Jingjing stares big eyes. She is still a big girl of yellow flowers. How can she feed smelly monkey peach juice in this way?
Seeing this, chun30''s mother sneered, "if you don''t want to feed, then take it out and dig a hole and bury it! Don''t stay here. It''s disgusting."
“……”
Bai Jingjing is speechless.
"No, those two evildoers came first. My Bodhi ancestor must find a way to inform innocent people and let them leave this land of right and wrong."
On a mountain near the axe gang, a Bodhi ancestor dressed up as a monk in white monk''s clothes and bare head, but holding a dust brush in his hand, looked at the direction of the axe gang and sighed helplessly in his heart!
"Eh?"
When Bodhi looked at the direction of the axe gang and sighed secretly, he suddenly looked slightly and looked in another direction!
"Isn''t this the alien from heaven whom I want to pay attention to? He is here and burns the supreme treasure like an adult?"
"What''s going on?"
Bodhi said something secretly in his mouth. With curiosity, he leaned over!
Then, he saw a scene with very hot eyes. Bai Jingjing, who was as beautiful as flowers, took a bite of peach meat and chewed it into juice, pinched the cheek of the supreme treasure, made him open his mouth involuntarily, and then spit the juice in.
From the perspective of Bodhi, it''s like seeing a drunken woman vomit something from her stomach to the supreme treasure.
Disgusting, very disgusting.
"Really hot eyes!"
Bodhi shook his head and turned to the other side.
Here is another painting style. A white faced scholar sits at the head of the bed and puts his legs on the servant girl''s legs. While eating peaches, he enjoys the servant girl''s leg pinching service. He is a living landlord and old wealth. He is envious of Bodhi.
"Spring thirty Niang, a guest came out of the window and asked him to come in."
"Oh ~ ~"
Spring thirty Niang moved the young master''s legs, went out of the window and said to Bodhi: "come in!"
"Three buckles!"
Bodhi was not polite at all. He floated into the house with a smile. It was strange that there were doors and stairs in the earth building. As a result, they didn''t go one by one. They liked to go in and out of the window.
This is true of Bai Jingjing and Bodhi.
"Young master, can I have a taste of the peaches on the table?"
"No."
Spring thirty Niang stretched out her hand to take the peach and said, "this is mine."
Pan Haodong smiled, grabbed a peach out of thin air and threw it to Bodhi: "here."
"Thank you ~ ~" Bodhi took a bite immediately. After tasting it, he said with a smile: "young master, your peaches are good. Should they be foreign varieties?"
"Why care about this? It''s delicious?"
Pan Haodong smiled at Bodhi''s ancestor. This old fellow, it''s not good to come!