And Ma deliberately exaggerated a sigh of relief: "hoo, you can count it. If you don''t come again, I''ll pee my pants."
Yuzao smiled: "then I should come later, take my camera and take pictures of your embarrassed state."
"Give me a break. But hum, this song can really bring you here... If you don''t come, I can explain it with an illusion. When you come, I can only believe that it''s a hidden event. "
Shenyin, generally speaking, is to enter a secret place by mistake.
For example, the famous film "Chihiro", in fact, the literal translation of the original name in Japanese is "the secret of Chihiro".
Like some horror games, a group of people are trapped in a school in different time and space, which is also a kind of Shenyin.
Yuzao looked at he ma and said with a smile, "this is an illusion."
"You came out of the illusion?"
"Maybe it''s because you like me too much and want to see me."
And Ma: "now I dream of you every night because I like you too much?"
"No, it''s called thinking day and dreaming night."
"Come on, be serious. What''s going on? Don''t talk about quantum entanglement! "
Yuzao didn''t answer immediately, but turned around with a serious expression and walked forward with his horse''s hand.
"Leave here first." Her voice floated from the front.
At this time, he ma found that she was wearing the kimono with white background and ink pattern, so he joked: "do you have time to change a suit and come again?"
"It''s your illusion. You see what I''m wearing just because you like it." Yuzao seems to continue to insist that this is an illusion.
Isn''t it strange that a character in an illusion still has such self-consciousness?
However, when he knew that he was able to make complaints about himself, Yu Zao would immediately point out "that means that I am such a self aware person in your impression."
Yuzao led and horses through the long passage composed of countless bird houses.
As they moved forward, the surrounding scenery based on red collapsed, gradually revealing blue water and blue sky.
After watching with the horse for a long time, I didn''t see where the scenery was around.
Finally, the road formed by the bird house came to an end. Yuzao of the Shengong Temple turned back and smiled at Ma: "see you in the real world."
"Oh, but how can I leave? Although the surrounding scenery has changed, I''m still in an illusion, aren''t I? "
Yuzao smiled but didn''t speak.
Then the vision of and the horse blurred.
The scenery was gradually swallowed up by white light.
When everything turned white, he opened his eyes and woke up.
He was sitting on the side of the road, and a large truck roared through the road in front of him.
Even lying on the innermost side of the sidewalk with the horse, the gas from the exhaust pipe still breathed into his face and made him cough.
He was about to stand up when he saw a pair of feet in small sandals on his right hand, and a bell tied with a red rope around his ankle.
When he and Ma looked up along their ankles, they saw a familiar long skirt, a thin bee waist tightened with an external bandage, a chest muscle that was about to block their face, and a smiling face.
And horse: "is this also an illusion?"
Yuzao said with a smile, "No. I just happened to pass by and saw you lying on the side of the road. "
Cheat the ghost, how can there be such a coincidence!
"Obviously I sang and called you over!"
Yuzao tilted her head: "song?"
Pretend, you pretend.
He wants to stand up, because if he looks up at yuzao like this, a certain part is too eye-catching, which will make HEMA think of the scenes he often dreamed of recently.
But when I tried hard with the horse, I found that my legs were a little unstable.
He subconsciously wanted to grasp the nearby bulge as the force application point.
Fortunately, yuzao moved quickly and caught him by his arms.
Otherwise, he Ma will become a * Han who attacks * in public.
"It''s still a normal perspective." And Ma looked down at yuzao and said, "so what''s going on?"
"It''s Shenyin." Yuzao responded.
You just said it was an illusion!
As if make complaints about the inner horse''s heart, jade algae continues to say, "in fact, most of the gods are illusions or lies. Some people gamble on horses and spend their just paid wages. When they go back, they will lie that they have been stolen. Some people go to fool around with Xiaosan for a few days and don''t go home, they will lie that they have been hidden by God.
"Although the truth of most of these incidents was found out soon after the alarm, the lies they said will still be spread.
"Because most people prefer mysterious events such as Shenyin and are more willing to spread relevant rumors."
And Ma looked at yuzao and said, "it''s really you. In the future, if I fail to pass the examination of the police department, I will write a light novel with the title "the big monster living in my house is determined to become a scientist and explain everything scientifically."
"Such a long novel title will be rejected by the publishing house." Yuzao smiled.
Oh, by the way, the concept of light novel has not been fired. Hearing the sound of the waves, which is regarded as the origin of light novel by many people, has not even been created.
Therefore, the titles of novels in this era are still concise and precious.
"So what''s going on? Be serious. " Including the time in the dream, and Ma, this is the third time to ask this question.
This time, yuzao didn''t interrupt: "tunnels are high incidence areas of hidden and supernatural events.
"Especially those tunnels that are forced to be built regardless of the actual needs, because the traffic flow is very small and the maintenance is neglected, they will have a great atmosphere and are deeply loved by supernatural lovers.
"I have bought so many supernatural magazines, and almost every few issues, there are reporters visiting the special topic of XX tunnel.
"When I read supernatural magazines, I always sigh that the government has wasted less taxes on repairing these useless projects."
He nodded with Ma: "I felt the same when I saw the Hokkaido development plan. Is it to walk the bear by building so many expressways?"
"About this, in fact, the highway in Hokkaido also has the intention to facilitate the armored division stationed in Hokkaido to counterattack the Soviet landing forces."
"I guess the ultimate purpose of these roads is to facilitate the Soviet armor cluster to advance into the hinterland of Hokkaido. Wait a minute, we''re talking about Shenyin. What''s the matter with the Soviet Union! Say, "God hidden, COMRA!"
At the end of the exclamation, COMRA was "gay" in English, and imitated the Soviet accent with Ma.
Yuzao was amused and laughed happily.
After laughing, she continued: "generally speaking, the more sparsely populated the place, the lower the power of science. Therefore, there may be a gap leading to the darkness in those remote tunnels, abandoned schools and hospitals."
And Ma: "those I just saw are called Chang Yan. I know, I know, this is an illusion. You don''t have to emphasize it."
And Ma saw yuzao''s expression and felt that she was going to emphasize it, so they hurriedly stopped her.
"The old undersea tunnel in Guanmen Strait has been built for so many years," yuzao continued. "It''s not uncommon to become a dark entrance after the traffic flow decreases at night. After all, there''s that guy... "
And Ma: "who? Is it a guy who looks like a terracotta figure? "
"Pottery figurines?" Yuzao tilted her head again. "What kind of pottery figurines do you look like?"
And Ma thought about it and said the most obvious external feature he could capture: "it''s the pottery figurines with eyes like two horizontal walnuts."
Yuzao suddenly raised her eyebrows: "pottery figurines in the rope era?"
Well, it seems that everyone was impressed by the terracotta figures.
Yuzao showed a thoughtful expression, so he and the horse kept quiet and didn''t disturb her until she came to a conclusion.
Finally, she said, "I really haven''t heard that guy has a hobby of collecting pottery figurines. However, because the pottery figurines look like horror films, they will be used in many horror works.
"There are also three children in Tezuka''s eyes. After all, they are very chic and easy to impress.
"Where did you see the pottery figurine?"
He Ma: "on the truck of welfare technology, it seems to be a modern imitation. Each pottery figurine is almost the same. It is obviously something cast by the same set of molds. Things handmade by ancient people will not be like this."
"Then these stains on your body... Did you jump out of the car while driving?" Yuzao asked again.
"Yes, I rolled on the ground for cushioning."
"Then you see the terracotta figures?"
"Yes, I saw the terracotta figures..." and Ma probably pointed to the position where they saw the terracotta figures on the sidewalk. "It stood there. There was no car on the road next to it. The red light at the intersection flashed randomly. It was obviously not realistic."
Yuzao nodded: "what else?"
"There''s also a song. It''s the children''s song bird in the cage."
Yuzao said: "it''s scary to hear someone sing" bird in cage "in that case. Many Japanese children''s songs are very scary. "
"Yes, once the melody is changed, it can be used as background music in horror games."
"But he can sing the bird in the cage, that is, the guy didn''t run away. She likes that children''s song very much, just as I like the passage song very much. " Then yuzao suddenly raised one hand and said hello to someone, "Yo, long time no see."
And Ma Leng for a moment, then turned around and looked down yuzao''s eyes.
He saw a guy in a striking red kimono standing near the entrance of the tunnel in the distance. Even with his "eagle eyes", he could not see the guy''s face clearly, as if only his face was shrouded in a fog.
However, the sound still got into the ear of the horse, and I don''t know whether it was because the horse and the horse had excellent hearing, or whether the other party used magic powers such as transmitting sound into secret.
"Before yuzao, I don''t have any women to eat for you."
And the horse were surprised. Did you say that as soon as you came up? He looked at yuzao around him and found yuzao smiling, as if the other party was talking about ordinary housework.
The voice continued, "didn''t she tell you? Yuzao is a vicious monster. She doesn''t hesitate to eat, whether it''s a person or a demon. " Yuzao said, "and horses, I haven''t eaten anyone." At this time, he and Ma suddenly had an attack on the nature of crosstalk actors and replied, "who said, didn''t you wipe me dry?"“ But I didn''t stew you. "“ Then I thank you. " At this time, the voice of "that guy" floated again: "is this your lover this time?"“ No, I''ve never fallen in love with humans before, and I''ve never had sex with humans. But this time, I''m in love. "“ No wonder you''re getting weaker. "“ Each other. " Speaking, yuzao handed the parasol to he Ma: "but if we want to fight you now, the consumption of Demon power is too serious, and the supplement of Demon power is too slow in modern times. Therefore, if you want to attack, you can only ask my darling to pull you out. " And the horse took the parasol and put it in a posture as a wooden knife. Suddenly, he ma found a mystery on the handle of the parasol. He grabbed the middle part of the umbrella bone, pulled out the umbrella head and pulled out the Western thin sword hidden in the umbrella bone. Wow, cool. Yuzao whispered, "heqingliu''s guitar sword is a craftsman''s product." And the horse nodded. To tell you the truth, with a knife in his hand, he doesn''t empty any demons and ghosts. There was a "ha ha ha" Laughter: "yuzao, you are still the same as before. In that case, human affairs will be solved by human beings. Anyway, it won''t be long before you check your da. " He ma sneered, "do you still want to cover up? I already know that you are going to make trouble at the Qiandeng Festival. "“ That''s not what I want to do. It''s what human beings want to do to "artificially induce Keqi with preset scenes". I don''t even know what Kerch is. See you later, before yuzao. " The voice fell, and the horse saw the thing moving backwards towards the tunnel. No, it looks more like floating. And Ma whispered to yuzao, "what monster is she? Can you find it in shuimumao''s Illustrated monster collection? "“ You should be able to find it. But I don''t know whether he is the sea square master or any other monster in the sea. I haven''t been directly hostile to her. I haven''t seen the noumenon. "“ So do you monsters fight and bite each other? "“ Yes, very bloody. So many female monsters are pacifists, because everyone wants to be beautiful and doesn''t want to show their original shape. " And Ma: "I think your prototype is also very beautiful. It feels great." Yuzao smiled but didn''t speak. He Ma: "so welfare technology not only eats dream tapirs, but also works with other monsters."“ Not necessarily together. Maybe it''s only the transport vehicle going through the undersea tunnel, and then she finds out the perfume smell I left on you and comes out. Do I have perfume on me? And the horse looked down and smelled suspiciously“ You don''t think you only have white plum fragrance? " Yuzao asked with a smile. And Ma suddenly remembered that yuzao had given him a gift made of wheat ears before. He had been wearing it all the time. It must be the smell of that. That''s what happened. Yuzao asked, "what''s the matter with the combination of dream tapir and welfare Technology?"“ What I heard is that well-being technology has newly established a fourth development department related to dreams. Don''t you think it''s a coincidence? "“ Indeed. " Yuzao suddenly raised her eyebrows, "well, and Ma, I have a very important question to ask you. Where''s meijiazi? " And the horse didn''t react at once: "meijiazi... Lying in the trough, forgot." He grabbed yuzao''s hand and looked at her watch: "shit, it''s been so long since I made an appointment with her. Did I pass out on the roadside for three hours? Let''s go quickly. Where''s your tumbling cloud? " Yuzao chuckled and raised her hand to snap her fingers. A plain car came and stopped by the side of the road“ Here comes the tumbling cloud. " She said, "please."