Although I saw the impact of things, I was still a little sleepy after drinking so much with the horse. I wanted to wash and sleep casually.
The Japanese must take a bath in the bathtub. If they don''t take a bath, they won''t feel comfortable.
Their bathroom, no matter how small, should have a bathtub.
In my last life, I watched a program called dream transformation home with Ma. There was a Japanese living in a snail house. Because the place was too small, the bathtub could only be made square, and people could only squat in it.
And Ma completely can''t understand the Japanese persistence in bathing.
He doesn''t have any rigid need for a bath. Now he''s going to wash and go to bed.
When he entered the bathroom, he glanced over the bathtub that baonaimei had soaked. At that time, he thought of Haokang.
In order to prevent his normal reaction, he and Ma hurriedly distracted himself. At this time, an idea flashed through his mind, so he opened the bathroom door, put his head into the outside and shouted, "Hello! Why is the water tasteless! No carrots! "
Chiyoko''s voice came from the outside: "what''s wrong with you! Are you kidding? "
And Ma: "baonaimei just said to put carrots."
Chiyoko appeared outside the door, raised a carrot and threw it at he ma.
And the horse caught the carrot and chewed it: "well, it''s good. It''s very crisp."
Chiyoko rolled his eyes and said, "wash your clothes! If you can''t help it, just solve it yourself and remember to tidy up your hands. "
He Ma: "I suddenly feel a little desolate when my sister says such words in such a cold attitude."
"Don''t be sentimental. Wash quickly. You have to go to work tomorrow. I can make it clear that I will get you up on time tomorrow. Don''t want to sleep in."
And Ma closed the bathroom door and began to take off their clothes while eating turnips.
**
After washing the horse, he leaned on his keen hearing and heard a sound from the dojo, so he turned and looked.
The gate leading to the yard was open. Qingliu sat on the edge of the yard, bathed in the moonlight and holding beer in his hand.
And Ma: "are you old enough to drink?"
"I''m 20 years old! Even a thousand generations have permission. " Qingliu glanced at his horse discontentedly.
He and his horse went out of the yard and were about to sit down next to Qingliu, but Qingliu said, "you''d better go to bed! Don''t let me be read by a little girl! "
And Ma: "I''m still not the head of this family?"
"You are." Chiyoko''s voice came from behind, "but if you don''t go to bed now, it''s all yours to do hygiene in the future."
And Ma reluctantly turned around: "I want to chat with Qingliu and do my master''s responsibility."
"I''ll just accompany her." Chiyoko said, bypassing HEMA, sat down next to Qingliu, and picked up the unopened beer can that Qingliu put beside him.
And Ma: "you''ll only scold her and make the wine hard to drink."
"I won''t. I''ve always been very separated." Chiyoko said and took a sip of wine.
I don''t know if it''s an illusion caused by psychological effects. He ma always feels that her cheeks are flushed all at once.
"Go to bed," said Qingliu. "It''s good for Xiaoqian to drink with me."
And the horse scratched his head: "well, good night."
Then he turned and walked to his room. Along the way, he heard Qingliu and chiyoko start talking about the concert Qingliu had just listened to.
He and Ma went back to their bedroom and looked at the blanket on the ground. They felt very complicated.
It should be chiyoko who paved this blanket. I don''t know how many days she can help her brother.
And the horse shook their heads and went straight to sleep.
Yuzao didn''t find him in her dream that night.
The next morning, he ma woke up at the right time.
After all, he has maintained a healthy work and rest for so long, and his body has formed a biological clock. Even if he drank a lot yesterday and slept late, he can still wake up on time the next day.
But after all, I drank so much last night that I can''t have no side effects. And the horse now have a splitting headache.
He opened the bedside table and took out ibuprofen.
I had ibuprofen in my last life with Ma''s family. I could cope with a hangover or a pillow. I didn''t expect to use it in my life.
Capsule went down, and the horse stood up and staggered out of the room.
The direction of the kitchen, as always, came the news that someone was busy.
He yawned and shouted, "Xiao Qian, mine..."
He stood at the door of the restaurant and looked at the busy figure in the kitchen in surprise. His words stopped suddenly.
Baonaimei looked back and smiled, "are you so surprised to see me busy in the kitchen?"
"Super surprised, okay? I forgot you could cook."
"Don''t be silly. When the meaning of my life was still a family marriage, I accepted a full set of bride practice. My cooking is no problem going directly to the kitchen King competition. "
And Ma Leng for a moment: "what?"
"The latest cooking variety, launched by Fuji TV, invited many famous chefs to compete. I watch it every week! Last week was the lucky Ping of the legendary baker with the hand of the sun against the fixed food house! "
And Ma Dajing: Japanese bread king vs. spirit of halberd eating?
While continuing to be busy in front of the stove, baonaimei continued: "I think they refer to the idea of WWE wrestling and turn the duel of food into the duel between the producers'' cooking ideas. It''s very nice, and the host''s little sister is super beautiful. She is a popular national idol singer, chunko Kono. "
And Ma: "isn''t she a zombie?"
"Too much. Although they did play a zombie film, they are living people. By the way, you haven''t written her a song? "
"Because I belong to the Sonny music faction, and her company is in two camps." Talk to ma.
"No wonder you make complaints about zombies. Bonaparte reached a straight conclusion.
And the horse shrugged.
At this time, Qingliu appeared while rubbing her eyes. When she saw the people in the kitchen, she was stunned: "ah?"
He Ma: "you see, Qingliu is also surprised! It''s not my problem, okay? "
Qingliu: "if you can''t occupy the heart of HEMA, occupy the kitchen first. This is your strategy, isn''t it?"
Baonaimei waved her hand: "no, no, it''s a little girl who can''t get up, so I have to go."
Qingliu frowned: "she didn''t drink much yesterday... Ah, I understand! This is Xiaoqian''s strategy! "
Clapping hands with the horse: "I see. This will not only enable baonaimei to express herself, but also enable chiyoko to sleep in in a dignified manner. "
Qingliu: "that''s right! High, really high! "
"What are you two talking about?" Chiyoko''s voice suddenly came from the other side of the corridor.
He ma immediately turned back and squeezed out a smile: "I said the total seat has a high opinion."
"What total seat? It makes me look like a boss."
At this time, the sound of the key inserted into the keyhole came from the direction of the porch.
And Ma looked around and saw yuzao open the door and come in.
Seeing the horse, yuzao said with a grin, "did you sleep well last night? I guess you didn''t dream last night, immersed in the deepest sleep. "
And Ma: "thanks to you, I slept very well."
No wonder she didn''t come last night.
Yuzao''s eyes slipped onto qiandaizi, stared at qiandaizi for a few seconds and shook his head: "it seems that nothing happened last night."
"Wait a minute!" Chiyoko raised his voice. "What do you mean by observing me for a long time and saying so?"
"If you cooked cooked cooked rice with Ma Shengmi last night, Xiao Qian, you certainly wouldn''t have this expression."
Chiyoko sighed, "yes, yes, you guessed right! My brother didn''t do anything last night. No, he should have done it. He solved it himself, facing the toilet. "
"Come on, do you feel sad with this statement?"
"Aren''t you sad?"
While quarreling with Ma qiandaizi, yuzao took off her shoes and put them in the porch. Then she came along the corridor in her usual slippers.
She went directly over HEMA Qingliu and chiyoko, who were blocked at the door, and entered the kitchen: "can I help you?"
Baonaimei was frying eggs at this time and smiled at yuzao: "well, even if I have to prepare so many people''s breakfast at once, it''s too busy to help me share it."
Yuzao looked at the fried eggs in the pan and said, "and horses like to have some raw."
"I know it''s best that the egg yolk can flow out, but it''s sticky and can''t spread too far. Although I haven''t cooked in this house for a long time, I always remember this kind of thing. "
"Then I''ll rest assured." Yuzao rolled up her sleeves with a smile and began to help.
And Ma watched them busy in the area surrounded by stove, wall and dining table, and inexplicably began to worry about whether there would be a traffic accident on their breasts.
After all, the big guys are there. They''re all boastful.
Then his feet were trampled by chiyoko.
And Ma looked at his sister in surprise. The latter was waving his teeth and claws to him: you go! Just looking at it? You''re a little promising!
And Ma patted his sister on the shoulder: "the hostess of this family, it seems that you have to continue to serve concurrently for some time."
Chiyoko''s shoulder collapsed directly. She sighed: "forget it, I don''t care about you. Anyway, after Ah Mao''s exam, I''ll move to his side to live with him. Even if I''m hard, I''ll be my lawyer''s wife."
And Ma turned to look at Qingliu: "then you will be the hostess."
Qingliu thought it had nothing to do with himself. He ran in to drink wheat tea. When he heard this from he ma, it came out directly.
"Eh? I? Wait a minute, I won for no reason? "
Baonaimei: "it seems that Tongsheng family has a tradition of acting as hostess for her sister."
Yuzao: "whoosh and die (indeed)." Qingliu rolled his eyes, then flatly refused: "I don''t want it. I''ll help with the housework when Xiaoqian leaves, but the hostess or something allows me to refuse! " And Ma pursed their mouths and looked at the busy two people in front of the stove“ If someone finds me going out from Tongsheng Dojo to the campaign headquarters, it can be predicted that they will launch a new round of offensive immediately. " Baonaimei said helplessly, "now many people don''t like female parliamentarians. Even some people who don''t vote usually go out to vote in order to prevent me from being elected." And Ma: "indeed, it''s not easy for you."“ And now someone is building a momentum, saying that I can be elected only because I am a beautiful woman and can attract attention. They have even figured out what will happen after I am elected. " And Ma: "well. What about yuzao? "“ I''m sure it''s all right. " Yuzao stopped and looked at the sky, "but as a prosecutor, I work a lot. I''m expected to work overtime frequently in the future. I suggest you call RI Nanli food. She will be happy to soak it here every day. " Baonaimei looked at yuzao unexpectedly. She didn''t seem to think she would make this suggestion. He Ma: "RI Nan is busy interviewing and working on her graduation thesis. She shouldn''t be able to come. After thinking about it, there seems to be no other way but to do the housework and take care of yourself. " Fortunately, he ma takes care of himself all his life and has long been used to it. Chiyoko stared at he ma for several seconds and sighed: "forget it, I think I''ll concentrate on my work after I finish my lawyer''s examination in Ah Mao. I''d better stay at home“ At that time, elder brother, you tell Ah Mao that you have finished the exam. If you don''t have to worry about distraction, let him come back and live, and you can save a sum of rent. " Clapping hands with the horse, "OK! This is good! Chiyoko, you still love your brother! "“ It''s so noisy! Your brother can''t even find a wife. What can I do? " Suddenly, chiyoko looked at yuzao and said, "yuzao, why don''t you get married? My brother said you had your own reason, but he didn''t say it when he asked him. " Yuzao smiled: "when I have crow''s feet and head lifting patterns, I will fall in love and get married."“ Why? " Chiyoko asked inexplicably, "does this mean anything?"“ Yes, it proves that I have the right to grow old. " Yuzao responded calmly. Chiyoko''s mouth was wide open. A moment later, she said, "you''re not human, I forgot. Damn it, I envy you as soon as I hear you waiting for your wrinkles. Now I look in the mirror every day to see if I have wrinkles. When I see something suspected of wrinkles, my heart stops suddenly. " Yuzao said with a smile, "do you want me to introduce you a folk prescription to ensure that your skin is as smooth as new until you are 40."“ Yes! " Chiyoko shouted“ OK, the main ingredient of this folk prescription is a catfish essence. Wait until I go to the sea to see if there is any catfish essence that has not been killed by a deep-water bomb. " And horse: "what ghost? Who blew up catfish essence with a deep-water bomb? "“ Large catfish look like submarines on the water. During World War II, Japan couldn''t find a real American submarine because of too much sonar garbage, but Japan has always been proud of its eyesight and killed a lot of catfish sperm. " Yuzao explained with a smile. Chiyoko grabbed yuzao''s hand: "as long as you eat catfish, you can be 40 without wrinkles? Really? " And Ma: "wait a minute! You''re not really going to eat, are you? "“ Think about it carefully. Catfish essence is also catfish. We usually eat so many catfish. It''s no different! " He ma has a big mouth. In order to maintain her youth, my sister is also desperate. Sure enough, beauty is always so attractive to my sister! Even chiyoko''s family friendly sister can''t avoid vulgarity.