I slept with the horse. When I opened my eyes again, I touched it and found that it was empty.


    Not only is it empty, the mat is still cold. It doesn''t look like lying down at all.


    With the horse, he looked at the side and touched his cheek: "are all my dreams?"


    When the voice dropped, Pauline opened the door and came in. She gently tapped the wooden beam of the sliding door with her knuckles: "Hey, get up and wash quickly."


    Then baonaimei turned to go out, but he and Ma stopped her: "wait a minute! Let me see what you''re wearing. "


    Baonaimei turned around and began to pull down the hem of the apron and show it to the horse.


    HEMA: "when did we have such an apron?"


    "Chiyoko gave it to me this morning. She said that when she bought gas, the gas station did activities to send aprons to new users. Although she was not a new user, she still brushed her face and got one." Said Pauline Meixie.


    With Ma, I thought that my sister might not be the prototype of Yuzi in Yuzi market.


    It''s just an apron. It''s not unusual.


    Baonaimei turned around and asked HEMA, "how''s it going?"


    "Good looking." And the horse thumbed up, "you look good in everything."


    Baonaimei smiled and turned to go again. She and the horse shouted to her again, "wait a minute!"


    She stopped, turned her upper body at a small angle and looked at him.


    The curve of the pectoral muscle is perfectly highlighted at this angle.


    After watching the horse for two seconds, he turned his eyes back to baonaimei''s face and asked, "well, we were yesterday... Was... Was the moonlight beautiful yesterday?"


    Baonaimei suddenly showed a naughty smile: "was there a moon last night?"


    And Ma Zha said: "do you have? No, there was moonlight in the yard when we drank. There was moon last night. Yes, there was. "


    Paul Naimei: "since you have it, be more confident. So, how was the moon last night? "


    "Well, are you really asking about the moonlight, or... About the user experience?"


    "Do you mean that I should fill out a questionnaire for you according to the standard user questionnaire of the enterprises under our nantiao consortium?" Baonaimei joked, "the questionnaire ends with this question: please write down your suggestions for improvement."


    He ma cleared his throat: "I think we should expand the methods of use. We can attach some peripheral products to help use and further improve the user experience... At least we can''t use my police equipment every time. After all, police equipment costs taxpayers'' money. "


    Baonaimei laughed.


    And Ma was also fully awake at this time, so make complaints about it: "you are not smiling like a lady, as you would go to the English place."


    "No, meijiazi is gasping for breath with laughter. My breathing is still stable."


    I don''t know if meijiazi has just sneezed a few times at this time.


    And Ma joked again, and then the conversation changed: "so I didn''t dream last night? Did I really meet the needs of lesbians? "


    "What, are you going to pretend it didn''t happen and escape responsibility?"


    "I never meant to." And Ma Ban said, "miss nantiao, no matter what happens in the future, I promise to be responsible to the end."


    Baonaimei joked, "what if I win the lottery? After all, no one can guarantee that things sold in convenience stores will not be maliciously pierced. "


    "I''ll accompany you to the hospital." And the horse replied, "let the doctor point at me by the nose."


    Baonaimei suddenly showed a curious expression and asked, "you haven''t considered raising your child at all?"


    "I''m not ready to take care of my children. I don''t have the confidence to teach him well." And Ma are speaking from the heart.


    In his previous life, as long as he came home for the new year, he would be urged to marry.


    One year, his father also reported that the children of his relatives came here. His intention was to remind him of his vision for his children. However, he and Ma revealed their identity as 211 graduates and talked about the disastrous impact of unqualified parents on their children''s life.


    At that time, he said something very destructive to ma. He said, "aunt, you two are not as knowledgeable as me. Your combined salary is not as high as me. Where can you get confidence to raise children?"


    After saying this, the aunt and the couple turned green, and their father and Ma were also very embarrassed.


    But his aunt''s son didn''t care. He stared at Nintendo''s grievance brought home with the horse, and didn''t move his nest.


    So he and the horse made up a knife: "do you want it? If you want to go with your father, he can buy one with half of his monthly salary. He can also give you a VIP in the store. Buying a second-hand card in the store has a discount. "


    Then he and Ma looked at his nephew happily, turned his head and looked at his aunt. Before he opened his mouth, his aunt slapped the child in the face: "want a fart! With your grades, do you still study after buying this? "


    While educating their son, the aunt and the couple ran away in dismay. Ma and Ma turned to educate their father: "why do you give birth to this thing? Dad, do you think you saved your heart when I was a child? When I was young, you beat me. I was tired. When I grow up, I still fight with you. It''s bigger than my fist. Why? "


    Then his father left with a smelly face.


    After going back and forth to the company with Ma Hou, I talked to my colleagues about this for nearly a week. Later, everyone was tired of listening, so I changed to talk about the situation in Syria.


    In his life, he is just an ordinary white-collar worker in the big city he works for. Usually, he looks at the great God who knows that he can easily enter millions into the account, and feels deeply that he is the lowest proletariat in China.


    But when he returned to his hometown Town, he immediately saw what dimensionality reduction is.


    As soon as they got home, the sales representatives and horses of their previous lives immediately became the top-level population of the top 1% of the town''s income. They could eat KFC as a meal and order takeout every day - they were wonderful rich people in the town.


    Therefore, although he and Ma are very tired of being urged to marry, they still go home for the new year to see their parents and supplement their self-confidence at the same time.


    In addition, in his previous life, he Ma had no resistance to marriage. If he really wanted to meet the right one, he was willing to spend the rest of his life with his sister.


    The problem is that you can''t meet it.


    As for children, unless socialized upbringing is really implemented, he Ma will not consider it at all.


    His father said every day, "I''ll bring it for you while I can move", but he was completely deaf to the horse.


    He ma thinks he can go to 211 and make a difference. It''s a purely small probability event. Under normal circumstances, at the level of his parents, he can be a civil servant in a small city when he grows up.


    In a word, he ma, who was 30 years old in his last life, has seriously considered a lot in this regard.


    At this moment, he simplified the thinking of his previous life and told baonaimei.


    Baonaimei opened her mouth into an O: "you... Have considered so much? I was convinced by you... "


    He Ma: "in fact, it''s normal for fewer and fewer people to have children now. In any industrial society, citizens'' reproductive desire will be lower and lower. Our elders were an alien because they caught up with World War II.


    "World War II stimulated their willingness to have children. The emergence of the post-war baby boom may have something to do with PTSD. After the Vietnam War in the United States, there was also a small wave of baby boomers, but many of the baby boomers didn''t know who their father was. "


    Baonaimei frowned: "you''re used to black America again, aren''t you?"


    "I''m actually in heinig."


    "It''s strange that you graduated from Dongda, the left-wing stronghold, and then you were a racist."


    "No, I''m not. When did it become racist to state facts? " Look innocent and share your hands with the horse.


    At this time, chiyoko coughed and attracted their eyes.


    "I''m still thinking that you didn''t come back when paonai Mei went to call my brother. I''m afraid I didn''t come back in the morning. I came here with the mentality of watching the free * *. As a result, good guys, are you talking about the Vietnam war baby boomers? Talking about racism? Paula Naimi, you''re running for district councillor of Tokyo District 23, aren''t you? Not a member of the Chicago City Council? "


    He ma smiled and said, "if you really want to run for Chicago senator, it''s easier for baonaimei. Just throw money."


    Baonaimei sighed, "yes. Tokyo is much better than the surrounding counties. In those counties with many agricultural areas, the seats will even be hereditary, and it''s hard to spend money. "


    He ma nodded: "Japan is a feudal country disguised as a modern country. In this state, it is still the achievement of the U.S. occupying forces. "


    "The 23rd District of Tokyo is very close to a modern country, which is mainly reflected in the usefulness of the golden bullet," baonaimei said


    Chiyoko shook his head again and again: "I''m really enough. I''m also a college student, but I don''t think I''m ready to discuss the national economy and the people''s livelihood as soon as I open my eyes every morning."


    He Ma: "a gentleman should think about the world."


    "I''m a woman." Chiyoko didn''t respond well.


    Paul Naimei: "don''t you want to talk happily with Ah Mao about legal issues every morning?"


    "No. Not at all. " Chiyoko shook his head like a rattle.


    He ma sighed: "it seems that Xiaoqian has successfully achieved the goal of producing mud without contamination, and has not been affected by the strong academic atmosphere at home."


    Baonaimei nodded: "it''s really difficult. Even the United States and Canada have become big winners in international relations. Although she has a better reputation for eating noodles with her nose. "


    Chiyoko loudly interrupted HEMA and baonaimei''s singing: "whatever you say! I am a small citizen. There is no world in my heart. Anyway, I''m very satisfied today. Brother, you finally have results. Mom, I''m very glad. "


    "Why do you call me brother and call yourself mother?"


    "Don''t care about these details. Since you don''t want to warm up in the morning, come out and get ready for breakfast. You both have to go to work. If you don''t hurry, you''ll be stuck on the road. "


    And the horse stretched, yawned, and then asked chiyoko, "is yuzao ready for Jiejiu tea?"


    "She cooked it early in the morning and blew it cool with an electric fan, waiting for you to drink."


    Paul Naimei: "I''ve already drunk it. It''s really amazing. I still don''t want it to disappear because of this beneficial mystery."


    "But we have no say in this." And the horse scratched his head, "maybe we can turn it from mystery to science by analyzing its components. Isn''t China just doing something to turn traditional Chinese medicine into proprietary Chinese medicine? " For example, Banlangen Granules, when I was a child and Ma didn''t think it was very useful. When I grew up, I found how convenient Banlangen was. Another example is Ma Yinglong. Although some poor people are immune to Ma Yinglong, suppositories can relieve thousands of worries for most people. It''s 1985, and the research and development of Chinese patent medicine has not been fully carried out. At this time, he ma suddenly began to think that he could deceive baonaimei to invest in China, scientifically test traditional Chinese medicine, determine the effective components, and then register patents - then he remembered that he is now a Japanese, and the Japanese test traditional Chinese medicine and rush to register patents, This story seems a little familiar. Chiyoko interrupted he Ma''s Thoughts: "brother! You''re in a daze again! I find you''re getting worse now. " And Ma: "divergent thinking." Then he began to change his clothes. Baonaimei used to slip away when she changed clothes with the horse. This time she stood in the room and looked at the horse''s abdominal muscles. Chiyoko teased: "I told you not to seize the opportunity! What World War II baby boomers did you talk about in the morning? Do you regret it now? " And Ma picked up his sister''s words: "why, some lesbians have needs again?" Pauline whitened him and ran away. I took an extra look at his ABS before running** Eat a good meal, equip your coat with your horse, and climb into the cab of the Kerry cake truck parked in the yard. Yuzao immediately sat in the co pilot''s position. Baonaimei had already set out because of the ticket canvassing activity of sending leaflets at the subway entrance in the morning - this guy lived in the dojo last night because the dojo was close to the subway station where the leaflets were sent. When there is a demand for anything, it comes with it. He and Ma started the car and waved to chiyoko who stood on the edge and watched him go out. Gear up, speed up, and the car passes through the courtyard door smoothly. Yuzao suddenly said, "today you will continue to track down the Beiting police department, right?"“ Basically, that''s it. Of course, if there is a sudden terrorist attack on Tokyo, I guess I will go out urgently. " Yuzao asked, "what about the personnel selection of the Ranger team?"“ I haven''t been informed of the selection yet. " And Ma replied, "I hope the above will give instructions early, so that I can walk around Tokyo without fear of being said to fish at work."“ In the name of selecting people to investigate the case? " Yuzao suddenly smiled, "I suddenly remembered that Shuihu Huangmen also investigated cases everywhere in the name of selecting concubines." And Ma: "did Shuihu Huangmen do such a thing?"“ Yes, and he was really choosing a concubine and slept with a lot of people. Because it was disgraceful to say, both official and unofficial histories erased this part. " And the horse raised his eyebrows: "since the parties said so, it''s probably true." Baonaimei giggled, then pointed to the sign of the subway station in front and said, "put me down there."“ Do you also take the subway? "“ After all, I''m not as late as you. " Yuzao said and looked at the street, "I feel that it will be completely blocked in a while." And Ma Zha tongue: "I think so." At that time, Japanese scholars argued in the newspaper whether they should build such a wide road in Tokyo. Was this a waste. Now people in Tokyo just want to ask the planners why they built such a narrow road. And Ma stopped at the gate of the subway station pointed by yuzao. Yuzao opened the door and got off. He threw down a sentence: "come on, my dear Interpol."“ I''m not a criminal policeman anymore. " Muttering with the horse.