Time passes, one day in three years.
Standing at the top of a tall building.
Looking at the colorful scene in the distance, a decadent man looked at the familiar words marked, and said to himself with some doubts:
"Is this the earth?"
But the ships overhead were a little inconsistent with his memory.
However, before he could react, something similar to handcuffs had been handcuffed to his hand.
Accompanied by such a sentence.
"A hammer ball!"
"This is blue star!"
"Lao Tzu annoys you earth walkers who can''t tell the earth from the blue star!"
"Clam?"
Looking at the handcuffs on his hands, and then looking at a sudden figure next to him, the decadent man who had just crossed over was a little dissatisfied. Although he didn''t know the other party''s background, he was revealed the identity of the piercer, and still asked:
"Friend, what do you mean? Torture me when you come up? Is there any royal law?"
But in the face of such an encounter, there was no sense of panic in his tone.
Steady!
The reason is also very simple. He is the host of the ultimate lying flat system!
As a super system that has accumulated countless grievances from lying flat people and salted fish, as long as he has enough waste and salted fish, he is invincible!
Not only can no one extract the slightest bit of value from him, but also can''t hurt him from any level!
Even, under the influence of the system, the affected person will be forced to provide him with delicious meals and comfortable rooms!
It can be said that it is stable!
As for other attack capabilities?
He''s a loser. What do you want with that?
Therefore, the system does not provide that at all, and he is too lazy to practice.
There is only one time-space shuttle ability to support the field!
Looking at the outsider in front of him, he was so calm and calm that there was no sense of tension on his face. The personnel in charge of maintaining public security was also a subconscious jump in his heart.
He felt that he might provoke the strong!
The original tone of disdain was also subconscious. Then he softened and explained:
"This is the world of our [piercer''s court]. No matter whether it''s a piercer or something strange, any outsider needs to be audited anyway, or it''s breaking in illegally."
Smelling the speech, lying flat guy is also a little curious:
"[piercer''s court]?"
"What do you mean?"
"The organization established by the walkers?"
"Is it difficult? Do you have many walkers here?"
Regulators said the latest data:
"The number is about one million."
Hearing this number, lying flat guy was shocked immediately!
“??”
"A million walkers? So exciting? The world can''t afford you to play?"
The supervisor immediately sighed: "just can''t afford to play, so we need to pay attention to management problems!"
At the same time, the supervisors silently started the detection equipment they carried with them and began to secretly investigate the details of the guy in front of them.
Soon, the information came out.
[race: human (ape evolution)]
[age: 33]
[Combat Effectiveness: 0.5 (equivalent to relatively strong ordinary junior middle school students, pure waste, it is recommended to reopen)]
After reading this simple and incomparable information, regulators immediately felt unlucky.
Unexpectedly, I was bluffed by the other party''s calm!
"All right! Get in the car, enter the country illegally, and fill in the information form for me first!"
In the tone of impatience again, a suspended policeman sped forward with a Shua and stopped in front of them.
With the police car ???? When the rear door was opened, the supervisor wanted to push the lying guy in.
But as a man who advocates freedom, is it so simple that he can give in?
Of course, it''s hard to resist!
"NIMA, I demand human rights, I demand equality! I demand boxed lunch!"
With his words, the ability of the [Ultimate lying flat person system] starts automatically.
Under the influence of this mysterious force.
Without even thinking about it, the supervisor answered casually like an instinct:
"Boxed lunch?"
"How can you take that garbage?"
"Here, even sinners don''t eat those things."
"And you''re not a criminal."
"The reason why I handcuff you is just to prevent you from running around and causing trouble through some special abilities."
"I''ll let you go directly when you finish registering the immigration information form in the [piercer''s court]."
"During this period, if you want to eat, there are thousands of chefs waiting in the [crossing court] 24 hours. You can make whatever you want. Just ask them to make it for you. There''s no need to be polite."
"You know, in our world, walkers are serious people!"
After listening to these words.
Lying flat guy, who was still struggling at the door of the police car and tried to resist, without any hesitation, immediately gave up the struggle, three steps and two steps, and directly rushed into the police car and sat down.
"Say it earlier ~"
"Why are you so polite?"
"There is food and drink, and a police car. Your service is also very appropriate."
"Thank you!"
"I didn''t expect that I was also a man."
"From now on, your world will be my home. No one can drive me out!"
"If conditions permit, I''ll just attack the police. You can lock me up for a lifetime. I think it''s safer..."
Lying flat people will never be slaves, unless they eat and live, they don''t need to do anything!
While listening to the other party''s endless and incessant Sao words, the supervisors are also quite speechless.
Under the attack of boastful language, even sitting in the front row, he still felt a little bored.
Finally, in order to shut him up, he could only say impatiently:
"Well, well, don''t say any more. When the big deal comes, I''ll help you apply for a luxury villa as a foreign subsidy!"
I don''t know that all this is terrible, and the [Ultimate lying flat person system] is playing a magical role.
As the existence affected by this system, he will actively or involuntarily provide convenience for lying flat people in terms of clothing, food, housing and transportation under various circumstances, so as to achieve the final effect of helping them lie flat!
In the past, it is precisely because of these reasons that lying flat can be regarded as a typical example of people''s hatred of ghosts when they are in other worlds!
With the invincible injury free effect, it professionally lowers the per capita GDP and forces people to eat and drink, which makes people helpless!