"The story is like this..."


    Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "once upon a time, there was a very generous man. Because he had many poor friends, there were more people coming to his house for dinner. There was no way to do it. When he was rich, there were too many people collecting wool. As the saying goes, no one asked when he lived in a busy city, and the rich had distant relatives in the mountains."


    Jackie Li: "uncle, that''s a good thing to say. In a word, you''ve done your best in life. You''re knowledgeable."


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "at the beginning, these poor friends brought some things to the rich family for dinner, so they could block their face... The rich naturally wouldn''t care what the poor friends brought... Because no matter what they brought, it was not as valuable as a meal in their own family. So, they didn''t care."


    Jackie Li: "this is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence and the so-called integrity are really evident in the rich man."


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "swollen is right. My father said so at that time."


    Jackie Lee: "uncle and I are heroes, think alike."


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "but the rich man also has a family. If it''s twice, three or five times, or even ten or eight times, the family won''t say anything, but over time, the family can''t help complaining."


    Jackie Li: "this is also human nature. I can''t stand it. Then what?"


    You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo are all holding back their smiles.


    Strong little fire, little snow, Kong Xiaodan, Bing Xiaobing have a black face.


    Hearing this, if you can''t guess what the goods want to do, your IQ is also very touching.


    Zuo Xiaoduo said more and more forcefully, and said more and more loudly and emotionally: "so the rich man said in a roundabout way that my brothers came to my house for dinner because they looked up to me, and I shouldn''t have said anything... However, when I came later, I would help bring something, even a chicken egg... That would make my face rise, wouldn''t it?!"


    Jackie Lee said, "and then?"


    "These friends didn''t have a problem. The rich man said... Well, I''ll have a banquet at home tomorrow night. I hope you will come. Raise your face and make everyone lively."


    "Then the next night, the rich man was waiting at the door."


    "Because his wife bet with him that your friends must come empty handed. The rich man said, I don''t believe it. His wife said, if you don''t believe it, let''s make a bet."


    "The couple really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich, they have made their words so clear. They will win the bet. They just want to taste the taste of victory early. The rich just wait at the door."


    "So, around 6:30 p.m.... Friends finally came."


    Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "to tell you the truth, it''s basically the same time as you came today, no difference."


    "Poof!"


    Bai Xiaoduo burst out laughing and trembled with laughter.


    The faces of strong Xiaohuo and others are too black to see.


    Bing Xiaobing then clenched her teeth and said, "then what?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo smiled and said, "the rich man saw that his first friend really came; so he greeted him and asked..." Jackie Li said, "it''s so fast."


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "his friend is actually quite young, and has just found a daughter-in-law. He has a good relationship, so he takes his daughter-in-law everywhere; even rubbing rice is the same."


    Jackie Li envied: "even the miser Iron Rooster can find his daughter-in-law... I really envy ing. However, I''m afraid the woman is not blind..."


    A little fire and snow make a little face like the bottom of a pot.


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "this friend looks very outstanding and smooth. Don''t girls like this little white face most? What''s the connotation? What''s important? Well, just because he is young, everyone usually calls him a young man. Well, it''s called a young man for short."


    Strong and small fire inhaled deeply.


    Jackie Li: "Hey, it''s needless to say. Just say what he asked?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head, looked at the strong fire and said, "the rich man asked: young man, you brought your daughter-in-law to my house for dinner. What did you bring me?"


    "Ha ha ha ha..." you Xiaoyu patted his thigh and was overjoyed. Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed back and forth.


    It''s so fun!


    Strong little fire grabbed the chicken leg in his hand. Suddenly, he felt that the chicken leg was not fragrant and tasteless, such as chewing rotten wood.


    Jackie Li quickly applauded: "what did the guy with his daughter-in-law say?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo said: "this friend is really a wonderful person. He said with regret that he came to my brother''s house as a guest. I brought my brother a white cloud breeze..."


    Li Chenglong turned to lie Xiaohuo and said, "it''s really poetic and picturesque. He''s really a wonderful person. He clearly didn''t bring anything. He can still say that he''s so forced... He''s really a talent. If it weren''t for this, how can such a capable person not be able to?!"


    The fierce little fire''s cheeks jumped suddenly.


    Snow fell and pinched her husband''s thigh.


    I lost my life with you today!


    Fierce little fire is cruel in his heart. The more you satirize me, the more I don''t give anything. What else can you do except have a good mouth


    Jackie Li smiled: "then?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo said, "then the rich man had to let the couple in... Continue to wait, and then he waited for the second one. As long as a friend brings a gift, he will still win."


    Jackie Lee: "this second one also has a head?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "yes, it''s better than the first one. This friend''s family is very poor. He is a poor man, but he also looks good and handsome than the previous young man. His face has smooth skin, just like an egg that has just been shelled..."


    Kong Xiaodan touched his smooth face with a speechless face.


    Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "... Therefore, people usually like to call him little egg, or little egg."


    Jackie Lee suddenly realized, "I see. How did he ask this second question?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan, "that''s what the rich man asked. Little egg, what did you bring to my house for dinner?"


    "Poof..."


    The left and right heavenly king and Bai Xiaoduo almost laughed crazy. Yun Xiaohu doesn''t have to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo anymore. Much better than yourself.


    This guy can definitely talk about the dead bouncing in the coffin.


    Kong Xiaodan stared at both eyes and turned red.


    Too narrow! This bastard!


    Boss, what did you take, son?


    Even the couple, who had just been depressed, laughed.


    People, if only their own bad luck, it will be very angry, because depression is difficult to relax.


    However, seeing the same misfortune as yourself, I immediately balanced my heart, and there were channels to vent my depression.


    Even feel very happy - the couple of strong and small fire are now.


    Jackie Li: "how did the little egg answer?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "the little egg said, brother! My family has no money left and no possessions, so it only brings you white clouds and breeze..."


    Jackie Lee said, "but the guy in front has brought it."


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "so the rich said the same. The little egg was a little embarrassed and said: I really have nothing, so I brought two eggs under my crotch..."


    "Roar..."


    Two women blushed and covered their mouths, while five men turned their heads and sprayed a mouthful of wine on the ground, laughing and choking.


    Jackie Lee almost came out.


    After coughing for a while, he asked, "and then?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo said: "of course, the rich man also put him in. After all, he brought two eggs... So the rich man continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person could bring something, he still didn''t lose..."


    Bing Xiaobing''s face changed.


    Jackie Li: "what are the characteristics of the third person?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "this third person is a little poor. He is not only poor at home, but also ill all year round. Therefore, everyone calls him a minor illness."


    Jackie Li shook his head: "poor man."


    Zuo Xiaoduo: "after anxiously waiting, the minor illness finally came. Then the rich man went up and asked."


    Jackie Lee: "what did you ask?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."


    At this moment, fierce small fire hole, small Danyun, small tiger, especially small fish, white small flower and small snow, opened to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "... The rich asked, minor illness, what did you bring to my house for dinner?"


    Bing Xiaobing''s face was speechless.


    So many people seem to have brought me something, okay? Although I lost


    Zuo Xiaoduo pulled his face and said, "silence."


    Jackie Li: "what''s the answer to this minor illness?"


    Zuo Xiaoduo said: "this minor illness is really much more. He replied: brother, brother, I can still have some strength with these shoulders, so I brought you a head..."


    "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    Everyone present counted one, and they all laughed crazy.


    Bing Xiaobing''s face is calm for a moment, but she also smiles. This little bastard is really bad at others.


    For a moment, laughter shook the sky.


    People are so strange. If only one person is damaged in front of so many people, I''m afraid it''s a lifelong feud, which can''t be eliminated again; But now several people have been hurt in succession. Instead, they treat it as a joke and laugh it off.


    Although I was still angry, I felt like Coke again.


    Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and then said, "four, ha ha, it''s a story. I''m not talking about the four of you at the dinner table. Don''t think about it. Let''s say that. This joke can laugh for a lifetime..."


    "Poof..."


    You Xiaoyu turns his head and sprays a mouthful of tea on Yun Xiaohu''s face.


    I don''t know if others can laugh all their life. Anyway, I can laugh all my life


    Others are more and more happy.


    Strong small fire and small snow fall, Kong Xiaodan and Bing Xiaobing look at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange light in their eyes.


    I really know the boss''s son.


    The boy seems to have a natural temperament: cheap!


    And this kind of cheap, but it''s not the kind of cheap that people want to kill, but the kind that... Just want to beat hard, eight times a day!


    As long as you can''t die, you''ll beat that bitch!


    To tell the truth, he is very different from his father on this point. His father has that temper. His opponent just wants to kill him. If he doesn''t kill him, it''s not over; And this boy is so cheap that people want to fight again and again, but they don''t want to kill him


    These are two completely different realms!


    And just as the laughter was shaking, a car came slowly outside and stopped at the door of the villa.


    …………


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