Wu Yuting sighed that her daughter was too simple.
Gouda is now master Danyuan''s accomplishments, and far more than ordinary master Danyuan
How can you scare him by scaring him when he was a child? Do you think it''s the dog that was scared to death when you threw it?
We must teach the art of the imperial husband... Otherwise the girl will be eaten by the dog.
Zuo Xiaonian caught Zuo Xiaoduo who fell from high altitude, held his back neck in his hand and asked for advice with an open mind: "Mom, what should I do? You teach me."
Wu Yuting raised her eyebrows and said, "only by beating the snake seven inches and attacking its key orifices can we defeat the enemy and deal with tired and lazy goods such as dog Da, especially the most direct means, such as delaying the marriage for ten years."
"Mom!!!" Zuo Xiaoduo, who was carrying a dead dog, cried out: "you are really my mother..."
Wu Yuting remained unmoved: "for another example, on the wedding night, he was not allowed to enter the door and disappeared for several years."
"Mom... Wuwu..." Zuo Xiaoduo cried.
"For another example, don''t let him go to bed in the future..."
"Another example..."
Wu Yuting''s good ideas came out one by one. Zuo Xiaoduo was cold all over.
Zuo Changlu, who eavesdropped in the room, was also shocked and moved
"Mom, mom..."
Zuo Xiaoduo struggled down and helped Wu Yuting attentively: "it''s getting late... Why don''t you always go to bed."
"Thank you, mom! That''s what I''ll do in the future! I''ll listen to you!"
Zuo Xiaonian chuckled and trembled.
Zuo Xiaoduo has a sad face.
That night, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly remembered that he still had two babies. It seemed that he forgot to show them to his parents, so he quickly took them out and offered them.
"Mom and Dad, look what these two are."
Then he took out the bead from the huge earthworm, introduced it like this, and then took it out to turn the empty stone.
"Empty stone! Good thing!"
Zuo Changlu stared at Huakong stone at a glance.
"Dad, do you know this?" Zuo Xiaoduo only felt that his parents were two encyclopedias. How could they know everything? Have you seen everything?
"It''s really rare, but it doesn''t mean there''s no one."
Zuo Changlu tut tut exclaimed, looked at the empty stone in his hand and said, "but this thing is really a good thing. It can be described as a killer artifact!"
"How good is it? Talk about it?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked humbly.
"Well, that''s good."
Zuo Changlu pushed Huakong stone back: "if you don''t want to be a killer, don''t use it if you can''t use it. Because it''s addictive to use it."
"It''s a good thing that everyone can''t put it down to be able to solve the strong enemies silently. It''s nothing to kill beyond the level. Naturally, it''s a super good thing."
"But one of the biggest shortcomings of this thing is that it is useless to the enemies in the realm above the sky. On the contrary, it will be difficult to hide its flaws and omissions because of the dependence it has developed for a long time, and it will die in a moment!"
"Think about it carefully. When you are used to opportunism, getting something for nothing, and killing enemies beyond your level... Then when you are promoted to guixuan territory, this habit will be deeply rooted. Even if you know the danger, but you are used to what to do... If at that time, kill Feitian territory..."
"Well, what''s the difference between sending your neck to someone else''s knife edge."
"You should always remember that there is no shortcut to martial arts. The more you go to a higher level, the more you need to return to nature!"
"When we get to the flying Sutra, the empty stone can''t be called waste stone, but at least we have to have the same level of cultivation as the other party in order to play a role. As for the higher realm... The empty stone is completely useless, only a burden!"
"Your cultivation is still shallow, and you can''t understand the battle atmosphere in that realm. Even how wonderful means will be useless at that time."
Zuo Changlu Chunchun taught: "you should always remember that... The so-called skills are just because the power level of human beings is not large enough, so you try your best to do what you can''t do with limited power. Therefore, you have the so-called skills! If your strength is large enough, any skills are the last section and are jokes."
"To say the best thing, all martial arts moves belong to skills. Whether it''s four or two kilos, or moving hard... It''s fart in the face of absolute power!"
"When ordinary practitioners are promoted to the flying realm, the so-called skills basically don''t make sense! I know what you know, and maybe I know what you don''t know. When you want to use skills, you want to save some energy, or have the strongest ambition. At this time, you often have to suffer great losses."
Zuo Changlu smiled faintly: "if a person with the same level as me uses skills against me, maybe he can''t survive for a second."
Zuo Xiaoduo nodded seriously.
"I see, Dad. I''ll try to use as little as possible in the future."
He smiled and said, "Yu Moyan''s goods seem to be attacking the killer business... Let me sell them to him."
"Sell it to him?" Zuo Changlu smacked. "It seems that I heard you say that Yu Moyan''s family seems to be very poor. Can he afford it?"
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chin: "Dad, you are so narrow. He can''t afford it. Can''t he still write an IOU?"
"How much are you going to sell?" asked Zuo Changlu.
"One hundred million."
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "100 million top-grade star soul jade, isn''t that much? I don''t have a lion''s mouth?"
"Cough, cough..."
Zuo Changlu almost suffocated at one breath.
100 million top grade star soul jade!
You can kill Yu Moyan.
After a dozen of this IOU, your classmate Yu Moyan will work for you for the rest of his life. Even if he works until the king level, he may not be able to pay off his debts.
"OK, just know it." Zuo Changlu stopped talking.
He just wants his son to understand the harm of empty stone, which is enough.
As for how Zuo Xiaoduo deals with this stone, it''s his own business.
Zuo Changlu said he didn''t care.
"This bead is really strange..." Zuo Changlu looked at the bead that Zuo Xiaoduo took out from the earthworm, looked left and right, and was incredibly confused.
"It''s really weird. I can''t see through."
Wu Yuting came over curiously: "what can''t you see through?"
She knows who her husband is. If there is something in this world that can''t be seen through, it means that it''s really rare.
After taking the bead, Wu Yuting felt it and couldn''t help shaking her head: "it''s not a magic bead."
Zuo Changlu nodded.
"How did you get it?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then said the process again.
"Earthworms? Can they grow infinitely after eating?"
Zuo Changlu really didn''t understand: "it seems that it doesn''t work very well now, but I always feel that it won''t be so simple. It should be noted that earthworms themselves are extremely weak and difficult to practice. This bead can make earthworms degenerate into an existence in another sense, and its effect is by no means unusual."
"Take it first, and we''ll study it slowly later."
Zuo Changlu coughed. Although his face was very calm, he still had some chat in his heart.
My son was able to take out things he didn''t recognize, which... Really damaged my father''s image of Wei Guangzheng
Wu Yuting didn''t know the way Zuo Changlu looked at him, and a smile flashed across her lips.
Left long road coughed.
"I''m going to take a bath and get ready for bed."
Then he stood up and left
Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu went to bed early, leaving space for Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian.
Both husband and wife are from the past. Naturally, they know that young men and women who have just been engaged don''t stay alone enough.
Zuo Xiaonian sat on the double sofa, watching TV as if nothing had happened, holding the remote control in his hand. He looked carefree.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat on the single sofa next to him, but he only felt itchy and bored. He took out his mobile phone, but saw the videos flying around in the class group.
This is the scene of Xiang Bing''s confession.
Listen to Xiang Bing''s words: "I announce that we are a couple! You should be good to me in the future, okay? You know?"
Zuo Xiaoduo almost couldn''t help but let out a wolf howl.
I couldn''t help smiling. I really saw the girl right and pushed her on
"Would you like to... Go out with me for dinner and drink?" Xiang Bing''s words came out clearly.
"Ow......" Zuo Xiaoduo howled.
This girl has a strong executive power!
Zuo Xiaonian''s eyes floated over.
"The swelling has been confessed. I''ll show you." Zuo Xiaoduo is about to run over.
"I don''t look." Zuo Xiaonian said, "you sit over there, don''t come over!"
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down. This reason doesn''t work
But even swelling
But I still
So he became more and more itchy. His ass bumped on the sofa and said to himself, "the sofa spring seems to be broken... Why are you so nervous..."
So raise your ass and move to the big sofa.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled up his eyelids and hummed softly, but the threat was obvious.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down again and bumped his ass awkwardly: "I''m really scared... It''s too uncomfortable... How can I be so scared?"
While talking, he peeked at Zuo Xiaonian.
Zuo Xiaonian seems to concentrate on watching TV and ignore someone at all.
So Zuo Xiaoduo raised his ass again
Eh, Zuo Xiaonian didn''t see it.
Zuo Xiaoduo moved slowly with his ass, and then... Finally moved to the big sofa. His ass bumped and was happy: "it''s still comfortable here."
Zuo Xiaonian looked at him expressionless and turned to watch TV.
Zuo Xiaoduo bumped his ass and said happily, "comfortable, this sofa is really comfortable..."
Bumping, bumping to the left side of Xiaonian, there has been a little physical contact. Wow, it''s so fragrant and soft
"Hum!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted coldly, and his eyes swept like cold electricity.
"Comfortable, really comfortable..." Zuo Xiaoduo began to bump his ass again and opened some distance.
Then bump again, constantly bump, bump over, bump over
Later
Zuo Xiaonian looked speechless at Zuo Xiaoduo leaning against him. The goods bumped. I don''t know when the chewing gum stuck to him.
He is looking happy and not bumpy.
And a pair of hands are holding their own small hand, in silly joy.
Just hold it so tightly, and there''s no other action.
Lean, hold your hands, silly music.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes and gasped. The remote control went dark and changed the station.
On the screen, a sika deer jumped out.
"Ah ah!"
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed to be startled. The flower looked pale and suddenly hugged Zuo Xiaonian''s waist: "ah, the sika deer is so afraid of singing..."
Zuo Xiaonian was ashamed and annoyed.
You are such a murderous character. Now it''s good to say that the sika deer is terrible
"Release!"
"It''s terrible... I''m most afraid of Sika Deer..."
Zuo Xiaoduo trembled all over and held Zuo Xiaonian with a soft waist. He didn''t let go. It seemed that he was really afraid, and his face was scared red.
"The sika deer is so fierce... It''s so afraid of singing..."
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[open a single chapter to explain the updated instructions in the next few days.]