America, New Mexico.


    Sitting on the sand dune, looking at the endless desolate Gobi in front of him, there is a beautiful desert sunset in front of him, but Colson has no idea of appreciation and shooting at the moment, because he is very flustered now!


    Seriously, Colson didn''t take it seriously when he first came to New Mexico, because in his opinion, the mission was very simple. Wasn''t it a hammer falling from outer space?


    What''s the big deal.


    But soon, Colson realized that things were not simple.


    Especially when he learned that it was not just a hammer that fell on the earth, but also an alien?


    Years of experience in handling cases made Colson instinctively aware that things were not simple, and the subsequent events also proved that his judgment was correct.


    After some contact, Colson learned that the alien was Thor, the God of thunder in the Nordic mythology system. The reason why he came to the earth was the fucking contradiction of some family theory dramas. In short, after some chattering... Crackling... Things, impulsive Thor was exiled to the earth by his father Odin.


    What should I do?


    Although he was exiled to the earth, how can he say that the other party is also the son of God King Odin. He can''t really tie the other party up for human research?


    Finally, the two sides reached an agreement that the s.h.i.e.l.d. Bureau would give sol an ID card. He could live on earth, but there were only two requirements: one was not to cause trouble, and the other was not to expose his alien identity.


    At first, sol disagreed, but after social beating?


    Sol thought it was good to talk to everyone.


    After all, he was exiled. Although he lost his divine power, he was much stronger than the weak human beings, he was not the high Thor.


    However, just when Colson thought it was over, an accident happened.


    Four aliens from Asgard found sol and told each other. After he left, the old king Odin was plotted by Sol''s brother, the evil god Loki, and is now in a coma.


    Asgard''s regime has changed. Now the king is the evil god Loki. The four of them came to find sol and let him return to Asgard to defeat the evil god Loki.


    Old king? Big prince? princeling?


    Isn''t this a palace duel between two sons in order to compete for the old man''s heritage?


    Colson is very helpless. He wants to tell the other party that this is your internal struggle in Asgard. Make as much as you want. Even if you beat out your brains, we don''t care, but can you not involve the earth?


    Sol also said it was their Asgard''s business, but the four Asgard guys who came to sol said they wanted to eat melons quietly?


    impossible!


    When they came to the earth, the evil god rocky already knew that the other party would prevent the Thor from returning to the earth, and even kill the Thor on the earth. At that time, even if the earth said it had nothing to do with them, no one would believe it, because rocky would surely buckle this basin of dirty water on the earth.


    What can Colson do? As an earth man, he is also very helpless.


    Then he called Lao Yin Beverly. After all, the director of s.h.i.e.l.d. is still very experienced in this regard.


    However, although Frey said he would send reinforcements, the actual reinforcements were somewhat different from what Colson thought.


    It''s not disappointing. The people Colson wanted to come were iron man Tony Stark and old friend Nagini Tang, but none of these powerful destructive guys came.


    However, the American father sent a missile force. According to director Frey, the force in his hand is enough to subvert the regime of any country in Africa.


    (vacanda: meow meow?)


    Thor was very happy. He didn''t expect that after only knowing each other for two or three days, the earth people were willing to send troops to help themselves. Sure enough, the earth people are good allies of Asgard people!


    Colson was very happy. Although the expected people didn''t come, he also had a good team in his hand.


    The soldiers sent over were also very happy. They had fought all three kinds of people, black, white and yellow. Aliens were the first time. As proud American soldiers, they said they were looking forward to the next battle.


    At the same time, Loki, the evil god, the three princesses of Asgard, is also very happy at the moment, because he has activated the destroyer armor made by the gods from Asgard''s treasure house when these fools gather together!


    Counterattack? Take back Asgard''s regime?


    Are you kidding? Roll to the earth and play with the mud!


    So with a burst of exciting bjm


    He''s coming, he''s coming, he''s stepping on the colorful glow!


    At first, with the sudden appearance of the colorful glow, everyone was very flustered, but as the colorful glow dispersed, looking at the destroyer mecha with only one person?


    Everyone smiled. The smile was full of confidence and disdain!


    The four Asgard warriors rushed up first. The fat axe man shouted for Asgard, jumped up bravely, and then the destroyer punched GG!


    The female warrior God was unwilling to show weakness. She pierced the destroyer''s chest with her sword while the destroyer was preparing to mend the knife, but the problem was that the destroyer was pure energy.


    In other words, the destroyer had no weakness, and then the female warrior God successfully fell.


    The remaining hammer man and knife man, seeing that the destroyer was so fierce, quickly said RBQ! RBQ！！


    Colson is very helpless. These aliens don''t seem to be as powerful as expected. It seems necessary to let these backward aliens know the terrible of earth people!


    In other words, can Asgard be turned into a colony of the earth during the counter offensive?


    Then


    Facts have proved that the earth is a smelly brother!


    Although the four warriors of Asgard were hit face to face, they at least had time to play GG, and the soldiers of American Dad?


    They didn''t even have time to play GG, so they were directly brushed by each other!


    What should I do? Coulson was desperate,


    He didn''t expect that the iron giant was so powerful!


    After thinking for a thousandth of a second, Coulson realized the seriousness of the matter.


    He took out his personal ID and car key from his pocket and handed it to sol next to him. He looked solemn and solemn: "I''ll try to hold him down. You''ll leave here in my car right away!"


    Sol was very moved. He never thought that Coulson, who had only known him for two or three days, was willing to protect himself with his life in addition to sending troops to help himself!


    And think of the brother who has lived together for thousands of years, but if he doesn''t pay attention, he will crazy output his waist? Sol left tears of sadness.


    Fortunately, Colson didn''t know what sol was thinking at the moment.


    He helped sol because sol was special. He can die, but he must not die on the earth, because the evil god rocky will throw this pot to the earth.


    Colson''s sacrifice was not for sol, but for the earth.


    But what if he knew what sol thought?


    Seriously, he really needs to think about whether it''s worth it. After all, he''s a big fool. It''s better to help his brother who seeks power and usurps the throne than to help him.


    Then the collapse of Colson happened. He was clearly ready to buy time and even sacrifice for sol, but sol patted him on the shoulder. Then in his confused eyes, the big fool shouted: "I am Thor, the glory of the northern God."


    He rushed up with a silly face.


    Then


    I guess it''s only a second?


    Before, Mr. sol said he could fly, but now Colson believed it, because the other party is really in the sky now.


    At the same time, Colson''s mentality collapsed to the extreme, because before he just thought Sol''s head was not saved, but now it seems that Sol''s whole person was not saved!


    Looking at the princess Asgard spinning, jumping and non-stop in mid air? (recently, I repeatedly watched Thor III and found that Haila is the real man and the other two are delicate little women.)


    Colson is desperate!


    Then the next moment, when Colson was in despair, with a flash of lightning and thunder, the prince Asgard who thought he was dead just now came back in armor!


    "Boom!"


    An incomparably shining thunder, one after another, suddenly appeared on the earth.


    Then on the vast Gobi of New Mexico, there was a heroic roar: "I am Thor, for the glory of the northern God!"


    "Boom!"


    In an instant, heaven and earth lose color at this moment!!!