"Why, I heard you yelling for me all the way. I missed me a few days ago?"


    Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. There is a sunny smile on the smiling face of Meiqian, which looks like more than ten years old after constipation. I don''t know where to run back. Next to him was a little monk with red eyes and nose. From time to time, he pursed his lips and sobbed, rubbed his tender ears with his hands, and whispered, "don''t do to others what you don''t want... My Buddha is merciful, and tolerance in the face of sin is over... Sobbing..."


    "What do you want to do to the little monk!"


    Mei qianxiao didn''t expect that Jiang Chen was surrounded by people who were still looking for him. When he saw him, he pushed him away and protected the little monk behind him.


    I''m a pervert. I did it to the little monk... Ah, bah, you''re a pervert!


    What did brother do to the little monk? There must be something to do


    The little monk has a unique insight. He tied the band like a dead man at the Wulin conference in luolu valley. He recognized the leader of the demon sect. He must be able to recognize it again. His identity will be broken at once, and his pension will be lost.


    So when everyone''s attention was focused on the duel between the two brothers of the beast gate, he took the little monk to the toilet without anyone noticing.


    "Ah, it''s you! Why is the leader of the sun moon cult in the Gongwei Department..."


    Sure enough, the little monk recognized him at once. At this time, it is absolutely impossible to move your hand. After all, the toilet is also a public place, and the walls have ears.


    "Oh, it hurts. You''re going to break my ears!"


    With a strong smile, the little monk couldn''t get out of his powerful melee martial arts. He was pressed on the toilet wall and couldn''t move.


    "If you shut up, I won''t screw it. But if you shout again, I''ll turn your ears up and down!"


    I don''t know if the threat took effect. In short, the little monk closed his mouth pitifully, but his indomitable little mouth was so high that he could hang papyrus.


    Meiqian smiled a little, but his hand still held the little monk''s soft earlobe. Gathering Qi between his fingers made him feel a chill, and then held his head high and whispered generously.


    "Although on the surface I am a demon sect leader, in fact... I have a heart to work for my country! I love my motherland! I love fighting the strong and supporting the weak! I am just, policing the evil and punishing the traitors! Where can I serve the people openly? Of course, it is the Gongwei Department of the three companies! So in my spare time as the sect leader, I like all kinds of strawberries, flowers, Qin and wine ... then in his spare time, he hid here as a royal guards to defend the little justice in his heart. "


    "It''s so emotional. The month leader can also arrange flowers!"


    "Hahaha... Of course, it''s necessary to be the leader of the demon sect. But all my hobbies above are made in that place. That place is not suitable for monks. Otherwise, I''ll take you to Chunfeng Pavilion tonight to broaden your horizons. Hey, hey, hey..."


    Fooling a young monk who has not yet entered the WTO, Mei qianxiao thinks it''s enough to say so.


    He didn''t make a mistake, and the little monk almost applauded: "master is right. Although Jianghu is divided into decent and evil ways, the right way may have great evils, evil ways or great justice and straightness, and there is no absolute way! I didn''t expect that you, the leader of the evil cult, don''t look a little serious, but you are surprisingly a little good in the bottom of your heart!"


    Hey, how prejudiced you are against my brother! We''ve only met twice. Once I was a mummy and once I was wearing a mask. Where can you see that I''m not serious! Haven''t you taken you to the brothel to plant strawberries? At least you should have a good impression!


    "OK, I''m looking for you. In fact, there''s only one small thing. In the future, as long as I don''t wear a mask, you''ll shout my eyebrows and smile. You have to keep my real identity secret."


    "Ah, how can I do that? Don''t you mean to associate with people in the devil''s way!"


    Ma Dan, you little milk monk, swallow your "Tao is not absolute" for me! If you don''t twist your ears off, you''re afraid you don''t know my strength!


    "Oh, let go, I feel my ears are going to fall off!! sure enough, the master''s dream is right. There is no good thing on Baimu cliff. Even the monk''s sesame oil money is cheated..."


    Don''t knock over a boat with one pole Hey! What''s more, master Chengjing can''t even forget about lending money to Shifu!


    Outside the nickname, master, let me tell you good news! In addition to making the girls of tianxiangyuan think of you every night, you also made an old monk remember you every night!


    However, master Chengjing didn''t seem to be wrong. He was really not a good man or a believer. Bullying a little monk was merciless. He folded all kinds of flowers from his funny and soft ears to warm up for making dumplings on New Year''s Eve, which will come in a few days.


    But the little monk was also stubborn. After rubbing his ears for a few minutes, he refused to flow with his brother. Bah, he refused to agree. He also felt very upset with his eyebrows and a thousand smiles.


    "Eldest brother, can I call you eldest brother? For the sake of saving your life, don''t you think you don''t know me? Otherwise, don''t blame me for being cruel and murderous!"


    "Master Yue, one yard to one yard. Monks don''t lie. I''d rather die than break the precepts!"


    "Wait..." Mei qianxiao suddenly had an idea. "I didn''t ask you to lie. You see, we shared hardships at the dance forest conference. It''s fate, so you don''t have to call me the month leader. My name is Mei qianxiao. It''s not too much to call brother Mei on weekdays?"


    "OK, it seems not too much." the little monk thought.


    "Monks don''t chew their tongue, and you won''t quarrel when you see people. I''m a member of an evil sect, and I also shout when I go to the toilet that I''m a demon sect leader, right?"


    "Of course not. Monks are most taboo to gossip! Besides, how can you talk nonsense when you go to the toilet? There is no soul if you don''t recite the great compassion mantra when you go to the toilet!"


    You''re toxic. Can you shut up and concentrate on your shit! Do you respect or defile the Buddha!! According to your fallacy, how many people in the world have souls in the toilet? I''m really sorry that we ordinary people have no soul in the toilet!


    "That''s enough. If someone asks you if I''m the leader of the demon sect, you can say yes. We''re all good people. We don''t lie!"


    Unless he shows his feet, who will suddenly ask the little monk such a question? As long as the little monk doesn''t talk disorderly, he will naturally keep his secret.


    Meiqian smiled reluctantly, let go of the funny little ears, clapped his hands, and looked like a success.


    "Yes, that''s right. Someone asked you if you were the leader of the demon sect. The little monk must answer truthfully!" the little monk was unconsciously rhythmic, silently remembering that he couldn''t chew the root of his tongue, and he also strengthened his belief that he wouldn''t lie. Suddenly, he came back with tears in his eyes, "so why did you bring the little monk here to pull the little monk''s ears?"


    Eyebrow thousand smile naturally won''t look back and say this, smile: "fun."


    "Wow! How can this be so!! Shifu, the leader of the sect is so arrogant this month that I can''t get through him!!"


    ……


    Go back to the present.


    "We met the little monk at the dance forest meeting. I like it very much. I can''t help taking him aside to talk about the past when I meet again today..."


    Mei qianxiao explained first. For fear that the little monk would say he was bald, he said half of it. The little milk monk couldn''t help complaining to Jiang Chen.


    "He twisted my ear! He took me to the toilet. It hurts, hurts!!"


    Jiang Chen stared at a pair of ox eyes and almost wanted to spit fire: "Why are you screwing his ears? You have to go to the toilet?"


    This... Give me time for a song, let me think of a good excuse


    "He said it was fun!" the little milk monk jumped up and said.


    Hey! Saying fun is life prevaricating you! You really don''t lie at all!


    A few words, coupled with the poor reputation of meiqianxiao, immediately provoked all the people present to cast strange eyes.


    Mei qianxiao was very sure that this was a mess that must be explained. Before she had time to speak, Liu Yunlu looked like waking up from a dream and said something like the last straw that crushed the camel.


    "No wonder he just said, ''brother Jiang Chen doesn''t like the whole body is hard. Now he likes soft waxy and soft waxy'' for a change, and he also gave an extremely obscene laugh of ''Hey, hey, hey...''! So you want to beat the little monk! You don''t even let go of the little monk, wow... Scum!"