Eyebrow thousand smile is really a headache now.


    He came to Gongwei company secretly, but none of his old friends in the Jianghu informed him. He was afraid of this kind of thing.


    If you want to know that he is the leader of the demon sect, he will become the royal guards. These pig friends and dog friends will die of joy!


    Moreover, with the character of these bastards, it''s not too big to watch the excitement. They can''t cover the bird''s beak. The colored flag waved at the gate of the Gongwei department to congratulate him on his entry into the Gongwei department. Within three hours, there will be nonsense rumors all over the capital that the leader of the demon cult is an undercover in the imperial court... So when they first came out of the gate of the Gongwei department, they smiled and felt cold, I feel that the whole person is bad, or I feel that the whole person wants to kill people.


    "What are you doing here? You have nothing to do when you''re full?" the waiter brought a table of dishes just after Meiqian''s joke fell. Meiqian smiled and pointed to these dishes, "finish it quickly and get out of here!"


    "Hahaha... He hurried us away, which means he''s ashamed. It seems that he really came to be the royal guards! The sun moon god cult month came to be the royal guards, which killed me. Hahaha..." Duan Zhixing laughed quickly, and the jade crown on his head almost fell off.


    After all, this is seriously inconsistent with the image of Yue he knows. The month Dharma protector who almost beat his shit out when he disagreed with his words. A few years later, he was successfully promoted to become the leader of the sun moon cult. Bah, he was promoted to become a notorious little royal guards of the Gongwei department?? This joke is enough for him to laugh all year!


    "Laugh at your sister! Laugh again. Believe it or not, I''ll catch all of you and put you in jail!" although they didn''t have eggs, they still tried to face up and threaten.


    Sure enough, another crowd burst into laughter, and the inside and outside of the box were full of happy air.


    "No! Boss, I''m not afraid if you drag me to baimuya and bury me alive at the bottom of the gully, but I''m afraid to die if you say you want to put me in prison!" Duan Zhixing clapped his hands and laughed, as if he had never seen such an interesting juggling program in his life.


    Lying in the trough, it''s really three days without going to the house and uncovering the tiles!


    "Don''t be angry, martial uncle. Now as the royal guards, you should listen to the grievances of our people." Luo Yuanming solemnly cleared up the relationship with the other four people. "They may come to see your jokes, but I''m different... I''m here to report the case."


    Meiqian smiled at him, full of disbelief... Just now he laughed the loudest after Duan Zhixing.


    "I really came to see you laugh. Bah, report the case... At the foot of our mountain, Aunt Wang''s hen laid two eggs last night. Aunt Wang is dying of anxiety. Royal guards, help us catch the thief!"


    Get out!


    Yes, you''re not here to see my jokes. You''re here to make jokes for me!


    "Report such a small matter to the government! Is our royal guards doing such a small thing? We have to eliminate evil in the Jianghu and protect the country. Such a small case will not be answered!" Meiqian smiled on Luo Yuanming''s face. It''s like a wild dog delimiting territory. It takes up more than half of the dishes on the table with foam.


    Maybe it''s the scum behavior of meiqianxiao, which is really shameful. The blue danque who hasn''t participated in it all the time can''t help falling into the well and helping the tyranny.


    "We now suspect that the eggs were stolen by famous thieves in the Jianghu. It''s related to the case of big thieves in the Jianghu. It''s qualified to report the case, royal guards." the blue danque made the matter clear wisely.


    It''s qualified... But are you sure you want to plant a thief to steal eggs at the foot of Wudang Mountain?!


    Brother Tamao really wants to drag you to Jinfeng Building next door and let robber Shuai beat you up!


    However, if you think about it carefully, let Xu Luoqing meet with these people, you will surely join in the evil, and the anti eyebrow thousand smile alliance will become stronger and stronger. I''m afraid Nanjing can''t stay any longer... Count, I''ll spare you a dog''s life for the bandit commander today!


    "If you just come to make fun of me, I''ll drive you away by force!" Meiqian smiled and rolled up his sleeves. It''s convenient to eat everywhere while threatening.


    "We are all gentle people. How come we only think of fighting and killing when we meet. Grandpa, drink tea!" Hong Xing exhorted everyone to calm down.


    Get out! In the whole Jianghu, you Hong family like fighting most. You are the least qualified to say that!


    "To be honest, we''re here because we have a close relationship! As soon as we heard that you''re here as the royal guards, we rushed to cheer you up and cheer you up!" Duan Zhixing took out a package from nowhere, took out a few folding fans and colored flags, and pointed to Yi Ze, "Look, Yuntian palace has made great efforts to provide us with such a textured folding fan! We will cheer you up one by one outside the gate of Gongwei!"


    After that, Yi Ze proudly opened his folding fan and posed in a handsome posture.


    Meiqianxiao didn''t see the mentally retarded, but was attracted by the folding fan... Only then did she find that there was only one poem printed on the fan.


    "If you are bored, just think about me. If you think I might as well come and see me. Look, I remember to bring fruit, bananas, grapes, pitaya..."


    "Lying trough, what a broken doggerel! It really improves the folding fan to an outrageous texture!" Meiqian smiled and beat his chest and feet.


    The folding fans produced by Yuntian Palace are all high-grade goods. It''s not hard to find any material in the world. You can sell it at a high price if you carry it out... You graffiti are really outrageous!


    "Brother, I don''t allow you to insult the author of this poem like this... But if you really can''t help it, please scold loudly." Yi Ze fanned and shook his head to urge.


    Mentally retarded, the author of this broken poem!


    Meiqian smiled and looked at it. The author''s name was really written at the back of the poem. The word was a little small and easy to be ignored... The author''s name was... "Month"???


    "Elder brother, you forgot that you wrote a poem for me on a whim that year, called parting · missing... And claimed to be the devil of contemporary poetry," Yi Ze reminded.


    Stop it!! Ah!!! Stop talking!! Even the name of the poem is good middle two!! Just say how to read it inexplicably. I have a sense of familiarity. I remember!!! It''s black history!!! What a shame!!!


    Mei qianxiao was so embarrassed that he had no appetite for food... Now let him make such a second grade poem. He can be shameless. After all, his life experience was different... He still wanted to face at that time, and he made the poem very seriously at that time. Looking back, he was really ashamed to explode in situ!


    If you think about it carefully, you really have a lot of black history with these bastards... No, he will be destroyed in his life if you don''t drive them out of Nanjing!


    Several other people also picked up this fan and put it in an absolutely conspicuous posture.


    It says such things as "moral decay, distorted human nature, my eldest brother, disqualification in the world", "the leader of the evil cult is a flower, abandoning the dark and turning to the bright, rotten tea residue", "the leader of the evil cult is not as good as a public servant! Hard work is not as good as livestock!", "congratulations to the leader of the evil cult on his accession to the post of royal guards of the arch guard department!"


    The eyebrow thousand smiles almost want to go crazy, once the big hand blows, a strange wind passes by, and several folding fans are torn in half.


    Your meow is not that you can''t stay in Nanjing, but that the whole Central Plains can''t stay, okay!


    "Don''t you like these slogans? Or don''t you like folding fans? It''s okay, we still have small colored flags!" Duan Zhixing took out many colored flags from the package and handed them to the blue danque.


    With a wooden face, the blue danque held two flags that said, "he came from the demon cult and joined the palace today. Yesterday he crossed the street and today he is a roadside tiger." and "the cult leader came home and found grass on his head. At his command, 100000 bad friends rushed to him and slapped him: you play more every day!" the colored flag began to shake and shouted perfunctorily, "come on, you are the best".


    Although it forms a lovely contrast with the cold and handsome appearance, Mei qianxiao just wants to crush him with one palm.


    Are you here to cheer up or gloat??