"Hiss!"
The cold wind swept over the barren wasteland. Viscount KONIS, dressed in a pink Nightgown, shivered in the cold wind. His fat and tender cheeks were swollen like a pig''s head. With a forced sad smile, he had a taste of killing pigs.
I don''t know. I thought he was going to be slaughtered in the pigsty... Oh, sorry, he looks too much like a pig.
"The north is the territory of the Shapu family and holds the most powerful armed force. Just the chief officer, there are three powerful men of the principality who are used to guard the wasteland..."
KONIS wrapped his nightgown tightly and was full of fat. He twitched in the cold wind, but under the close eyes of the wolves, he revealed the important information of the wilderness word by word.
He reported that the overlord entrenched in the wasteland, the Shapu family, known as the "desert lion", was afraid of distant visitors and did not dare to kill him.
Speaking of this, he carefully raised his head, glanced at the warm sheep farm and smelled the smell of boiled and roasted meat. This should belong to him, but it was occupied by villains. It was too much!
Sheep were slaughtered one after another, made into barbecue, eaten first, and stored dried meat. His men were beaten down, and there were a group of wolves jumping and goats outside. This scene really refreshed his three views.
His castle was also blown through a big hole. The sister flower that was not easy to get was burned by the fire. She ran outside the castle like a crazy woman, and he stabbed her heart with a sword one after another to vent her anger.
He blamed all his sins on the fox man. If he had a chance, he would retaliate severely!
"Are they all recorded?"
The young fox king, who sat on the bear skin blanket and carefully tasted tea (lemon juice), asked.
After that, khruf next to him put down his quill pen, nodded, collected the information given by Viscount KONIS, and worked out the next action plan with the blood crow.
As a visitor from afar, Xiao Han decided to lock up the local nobles and squeeze his own value.
Not only wealth and resources, but also all kinds of intelligence on the wilderness.
Therefore, facing KONIS''s sad and angry eyes, Xiao Han was stunned. He felt that this behavior was too much. Which side let the master stay outside while roasting sheep and eating meat? That''s rude!
As a polite gentleman and little fox, he naturally invited him to come here to keep warm.
After all, good people are rare these days.
At least, the Viscount, who can boast of his handsome and powerful without conscience, is a friendly and good man.
"Cough, in fact, all this is a misunderstanding. We are the guards of Constantine city. We came to the wasteland with goodwill, but it was terrible to see that the sheep were bullied by the people under your hands at the first sight. After shaving all their hair, they were pressed on the ground to make color, which caused the following misunderstanding."
In the gradually stiff smile of viscount KONIS, Xiao Han explained and bit the roasted leg of sheep warmly sent by the people at the bottom of his hand, while sighing.
"The only disadvantage of the people under my hand, including the trained hounds, is that they are too honest. For a moment, I can''t help but teach those guys a lesson for you and let the light of the right path shine on the earth ~"
You call sheep eaters hounds?!
Does your hound call you a horse every day~
But after all, he is a cheeky old dog. In order to keep his property in trouble and get rid of these damned robbers with the help of the sap family, KONIS said he believed Xiao Han''s nonsense and clapped his hands. He felt deeply that the guards in Constantine had such good moral quality and maintained the fine style of helping each other when faced with injustice.
Of course, privately, he suspected that the wolves might really be the secret forces of Constantine. They escaped the supervision of the principality and secretly raided the wasteland.
The two sides are at loggerheads. This sneak attack cavalry force is not as simple as looting!
"I''m willing to go down on behalf of the temple to have peace talks with the Sapu family and serve your highness. It''s my honor..."
"Well, are you cold?"
Xiao Han was so strange that he looked at the Viscount KONIS wrapped in pajamas in the cold wind. The latter''s fat was shaking a little badly.
"... well, your highness, I''m not cold."
KONIS was surprised. He wrapped his nightgown tightly. Because the wardrobe was blown up by the sky fire, he had to run out in this funny nightgown.
"No, you''re cold. You''re wearing thin pajamas. You''re almost frozen pork."
KONIS: "
"Well, your highness, I''m really a little cold."
KONIS admitted nervously that he was trembling, the air conditioner floated in the void, and the temperature dropped suddenly. How could the fireplace in the castle be comfortable.
Therefore, if the other party invites him to enter the warm sheep farm, he has some expectations.
"Since it''s cold, I''ll give you some warmth."
Xiao Han smiled politely. Under KONIS''s happy but frightened look, a two winged Python rushed out and entangled him in an instant.
"Isn''t it warm?"
Under KONIS''s stiff face, Xiao Han smiled and imagined the flame pattern of the sheep farm. Although it didn''t have much lethality, it could slightly adjust the temperature.
"Fuck your mother... The God of fire will never let go... Sobbing!"
Python broke his ribs in an instant. KONIS reacted. He was shocked and angry. He made such a servile gesture that the fox man still had a murderous heart for him.
He drank angrily and vomited a series of venomous curses. His bloated body was tightened by the python. With an explosion, the whole body was blown into blood mist, and the bones were turned into ashes, which were skillfully put into gunny bags by several flexible knights.
Fertilizer + 1.
Then, Xiao Hanwei narrowed his eyes, looked up at the bombed castle and withdrew his eyes coldly.
"Ouch!"
Wolves are rampant. At the command of the fox king, the knights who cooperate with the action demolish the sheep farm and remove useful rare things, such as some magic materials.
Moreover, some knights rushed into the castle. In the panic and panic of many servants, valuable wealth such as jewelry, money and equipment were looted.
After all, Xiao Han carried more than 20 pieces of storage equipment, which was comparable to the mobile warehouse and moved most of KONIS''s legacy!
Such a big noise had already alerted the civilians behind the castle. Under the sign of Xiao Han, the Viscount did all kinds of bad things, profaned the Nordic gods, and finally fell into the wrath of the sky.
However, don''t worry, we are horse hunters who believe in the God of harvest. In order to reproduce the glory of the Nordic God and encourage everyone to rebel against the principality, in order to show sincerity, the Viscount''s wealth will be given to you as start-up funds to work together to overthrow the rule of the lords of all parties and fuck the dog lords! Set me free!
In order to get the wasteland out of the jurisdiction of the principality and have no energy to search for traces, Xiao Han does everything he can to stir up the pool as disorderly as possible.